Billy Ocean Colour Scene. #totp

I'll pass, thanks. #totp

Leo's got his ZX Spectrum jumper on. #TOTP

Darts, turning up like a bad rash. #TOTP

Mull of flat tyre, mull of flat tyre... #TOTP

I get a round round round round, I get a... Wait a minute! #totp

Who was still buying suburban dinner party music in 1998? #TOTP

Former Fugee continues to steal a living. #totp

No. You need a good shower. #totp

I'll take my chances with the asteroid, thanks. #totp

Soundwave lending his vocal talents here. #totp

Beige. #totp

I bought this, from HMV in Middlesbrough. #totp

No, me neither. 🤷‍♂️ #totp

The Beautiful Smug. #totp

The top notch millinery from last week's 1988 episode continues tonight. #totp

Cultural Appropriation Club. #totp

It's #TOTP time! Do your worst, 1998.

Proper event telly. #chooseday

WHEN I CALLED YOU LAST NIGHT FROM TESCO #chooseday

Then Jerico are undoubted SOTN, with honourable nods for Icehouse, PSB, Erasure, and Haircut 100. 😀 #forgotten80s

Gary Moore lamenting on his poor choice of interior designer. #forgotten80s

Dance like you're in the Top of the Pops audience while the credits roll. #forgotten80s

Two solid Nobody's Diary choices tonight. 😀 #forgotten80s

Erasure go on the SOTN list. #forgotten80s

This is quite Then Jerico-esque. I like it. #forgotten80s

Banger. #forgotten80s

Here for #forgotten80s

Bluesky needs a function to remove followers, like soft-blocking over on the other place.

Just putting the bins out, washing my hair, reading War and Peace, and drafting a comprehensive Middle East peace plan. #TOTP

Tina didn't think we'd notice it's Let's Stay Together with different lyrics. #TOTP

Dedicated to that malevolent orange bastard across the pond. #TOTP

Has she gone to watch the shit Grand Prix this weekend? #TOTP

I almost did that during the 1998 episodes, Chrissie. #TOTP

Anyone got the phone number for Saturday Superstore? #TOTP

Some first-rate millinery in that episode. #totp

Absolute bobbins from Salt n Vinegar. #TOTP

That should keep the sun off her in the studio. #TOTP

Singing live, because we all know what happened last time... #TOTP

It's better than the Only Way Is Up, but the bar's so low it's in the earth's mantle. #TOTP

It's Shawaddydarts. #totp

OH DEAR FUCKING GOD NO. #TOTP

Never mind, lads. I'm sure it'll sound better when you've finished writing the lyrics. #TOTP

What kind of knight wears white satin anyway? It's absolutely useless for armour. #TOTP

Who kept letting him near a recording studio? #TOTP

Annie's come dressed as Maisie Adams in the recent series of Taskmaster. #TOTP

You'll never be as cool as Phil. #totp

Cliff would be perfectly camouflaged in a 1970s living room. #totp