Bring on the bangers! #Chooseday #Scannysbangers

Oh. 😢 #ChooseDay

Here for #ChooseDay 😊

Even for them, this is beige as fuck. #totp

Did some of the booked acts cancel at the last minute? #TOTP

Britney's dad still won't give her passport back. #TOTP

Stereophonics, the perfect cure for insomnia. #TOTP

Cher's got shocking dandruff here. 😬 #totp

Q: What's Damon's favourite part of a steam locomotive? A: .... #totp

The rate these two slow bastards are going, I don't see #TOTP starting before 11pm.

"Get someone else from Fresh Prince of Bel-Air to introduce her, this beige tripe isn't going to sell itself." #totp

It's like watching iPlayer over dial-up. #totp

Do the one about being outdoors. #totp

Zzzzzz People. 😴 #totp

M People belonged in 1994/95. #totp

Still their worst song. #totp

"When your boobies are too small / When your boyfriend is too tall." I'm guessing this wasn't shortlisted for an Ivor Novello award. #totp

I heard "Madness" and got my hopes up. #totp

TUNE. That is all. #totp

No Bueno. #totp

Something something feel the benefit. #totp

Here come the Bluesky dads. #totp

Bryan and Mel's 27th consecutive appearance. #totp

Meat Loaf's come dressed as Viennetta. #TOTP

Write the theme tune, sing the theme tune. #TOTP

What a terrible time to have ears. #TOTP

Even Jarvis can't save this turd. #TOTP

I saw Terrorvision at a festival about 6 months after this. They were fucking terrible, and got beaten up backstage by Queens of the Stone Age. #totp

Declan Donnelly looks weird with blonde hair. #TOTP

Ironically, someone should call the emergency services to report a crime against music. #totp

But does she miss anyone like the desert misses the rain? #TOTP

No. No no no no no. Fuckity no. NO. #TOTP

I once went a funeral where 3 Colours Red's guitarist was stood about 4ft away. He's very short in real life. #TOTP

Juliet's come dressed for arctic combat. #totp

Yeah, I thought she said Julia Roberts too. #totp

Tony clearly needed the money. #totp

It really doesn't take 4 people to sing this. #totp

Another Level are doing their song again. #TOTP

Where's the rest of the song? #TOTP

You should be... Listening to something else? #totp

It's #TOTP o clock! How many times will we hear Bryan Adams and Mel C this week??

We Could Put The Bins Out Together #forgotten80s

It's #forgotten80s time 😀

Alisha's basement flat. #totp

They've come to ASCII code 13. #totp

Still the best thing either of them did. #totp