I love when my phone gives me an "on this day" and it's just a "remember this time you were being a slut" Anyways happy Morrigan Wears a Tiny Skirt Day to all who celebrate

This cat did not like how @tombrewster.bsky.social was organizing his books

Woah

Watched the NYC election results come in with a girl's dick in my mouth, Cheney is rolling over in his ominous sarcophagus right now

I listen to the NPR politics podcast, at this point, mostly for Mara Liasson sounding more and more like how I talk to all my friends about The Horrors Which is to say we're maybe a month away from her just saying "oh god oh fuck what the fuck is happening" for a solid 15 minutes or so

Listening to Illinois House Republicans provides a real insight as to why Illinois Republicans are an endangered species

Dolls at the local metal show

AI is blazing a new frontier in baffling fake games somebody is playing in the background of a Law and Order episode

Hey Pritzker come get your fucking boys If you won't do anything you can at least pull these goons out of the way.

We might be in hell but a hot doll is gonna teach me bass and I'm getting a finger tattoo on Wednesday so not all is lost I guess

X person doing y thing you find distasteful or weird in your community is not actually the reason fascists and bigots are going after your rights They're doing it cause they're fascists and bigots You cannot Respectability Cop your way out of oppression- they will still come for you.

Happy complaining about the Air and Water Show weekend to all who celebrate. Fuck these fucking jets

Polycule modded Baldur's Gate 3 run because I need to feel joy again

The stranglehold payment processors have on what counts as legitimate work is heinous

American institutions grow a spine challenge level: impossible

Coward shit

Everyone in New York is trans now

New York can ill afford reckless spending on food and transit, instead it needs to spend on practical things like a fuckton more cops standing around doing nothing

Baffling to look at the state of things, make a case for anarchism, and have people respond with "tragedy of the commons" My guy we are tragedy-ing the commons right now. Under what system is selfish hoarding explicitly encouraged?

I’m going to make a thread about how the feds have changed their tactics here in Los Angeles because the community has forced them to adapt.

Getting a real Metal Gear Rising: Revengeance "like the good ol days after 9/11" vibe from our government right now

Too much of this is absolutely wild but I do love the line "Transgender for Everybody." I'm putting it on my family crest

I did an actual spit take at this headline lol what the fuck are we doing here y'all

Listened to The Daily interview with Newsom and spent like 95% yelling at the steering wheel It's so frustrating hearing Democrats encourage people to "fight back" while in the same breath bragging about arrest numbers at a protest. Coward shit, Gavin!

A car tried to ram and run over anti ICE protesters in Chicago.

Seems bad maybe

I generally don't get too personally invested in social media personalities/influencers etc but if anything ever happens to the any of the cleolonglegs dogs it will destroy me

I hate takes that shame people for caring now and not earlier. 1. Maybe they cared earlier and just weren't posting about it 2. Caring now is better than not caring. People can't change where they were in the past. Welcome people to the cause, do not say they're wrong for not time traveling

The vampires in Sinners definitely would have gotten me outside with The Rocky Road to Dublin, unfortunately. Undeniable top tier rendition and I cannot resist a big dancing circle 😔

In *MY* area? It's more likely than you think!

Most recent picture featuring the world's shortest skirt before it's just a large belt

Dresses that actually cover your ass are for cowards

Mid 70's, sunny, and I am wearing short lil skirts while out walking the dogs. We are so back

Changing my legal name to AbolishICE') DROP TABLE TaxStuff; just to see if the government will fall for it, kinda seems like 50/50 odds at this point

It would be a way more effective use of resources to just give teens somewhere to go that doesn't suck and doesn't moralize at them, but sure why not give the Famously Chill CPD sweeping curfew authority blockclubchicago.org/2025/04/16/n...

All economics classes - "People are rational actors who will perfectly maximize utility in a free market" All marketing classes- "People are gullible fools who will buy whatever makes them horny or scared"

I feel as though this and the Church Battle Pass will be our lasting legacy

Gaming sessions are the new salons, for example @tombrewster.bsky.social and I came up with the idea for Tim Curry in Dune playing Darktide and it's easily the most important intellectual work of the 21st century

Shooting an AK today has taught me I need stronger arms, that motherfucker was heavy Bonus- the arms will also be used for sex purposes

Just a girl trying to get her tummy kissed during the collapse of the American Empire

Just got jumpscared by a Jordan Peterson speaking tour (I assume?) ad, I thought this guy was off having meat induced hallucinations or something

I'm using my ass for agitprop

Kinda hopeful about the Wisconsin election but also pretty concerned this is gonna make these losers more trigger happy- they know there's no way to legitimately hold on to power and it's gonna accelerate some shit

Anyone who does April Fools posting today is dead to me

Not posting much at the moment cause I look at most of what I type out and realize it's at least crime adjacent and I probably shouldn't have it on the Internet Anyways I'm doing great and feeling fine ™

Happy trans day of visibility and also my injection day

Had to pause posting during the downpour. Rain didn’t deter protesters but it turns out phone screens don’t work so great when both you and it are soaked.

A bunch of trans people marching down the streets of Chicago in a thunderstorm while people look on from shelter seems like too heavy handed a metaphor tbh (I am Extremely Wet™)