More NBA conspiracy theory weirdos should be talking about how “convenient” it is that Silver handed San Antonio the league’s next great megastar/cash cow and multiple top four picks, only to turn around a year later and say “no team can ever do this again, sorry”

No one in America is allowed to talk mess about North Korea ever again

Laughs in Cason Wallace

Devin Booker is so embarrassingly obsessed with the officiating in this series. Dude’s primary defensive move is to literally grab and hold arms, but when he gets caught for it, he has to complain about it and then flail so hard through a reach-in that he knocks Chet’s block off. Come on.

Bruh, did Hartenstein and Ayton do a Freaky Friday or something? Hart’s out here playing with cinder blocks for hands

I see they finally turned the magnets on in the Mortgage Matchup Center

I, for one, am greatly enjoying watching all the loser white-boy media members in the Jokic glazer army squirm

I’m glad everyone is finally realizing David Adelman is a clown-ass nepo baby who got this job because of a bunch of Aaron Gordon miracle heroics that covered up what was, actually, a pretty underwhelming playoff run.

Looks like Isaiah Joe’s grandmother passed, so that’s why he’s away. Poor guy.

Ah, I was wondering when we’d get the requisite Lu Dort “dirty play” of this series to turn up the discourse even more

Houston, babes, what was that play????

I’m trying to put my faith in Houston, and I am not having a good time

I am truly, truly over the whole stupid “OKC whistle” conversation…but I do want to make one point that I feel like should be really obvious but no one ever talks about: not only are their top defenders elite at playing physical while remaining in legal position, they literally practice against Shai

Should’ve known JDub had no chance of escaping a series against the Suns without injury smdh

Can’t stop thinking about Doris Burke pronouncing “Maluach” for the first time in game 1

Look at Scoot, man.

Interesting to watch San Antonio change gears mid-game. IMO, Wemby’s biggest weakness right now is his inefficiency as a jump-shooter and his tendency to get baited into those shots. Obviously, SAS is better with him, but the Spurs “speed” look is deadly and maybe a better match against Portland’s D

LETS GO

Seeing a lot of this Giannis to Phoenix talk and…my brother in Christ, unless you’re moving Booker, what in the hell do they really have to offer? And if you are moving Booker, what’s even the point?

Breaking: Local loser still a giant fucking loser

I kind of still can’t believe they’re actually making an Elden Ring movie. If you’re not setting it before the events of the game (which appears to be the case) what is that movie even about and how do you possibly do it justice with a single movie?

Can’t believe San Antonio copied the whole OKC playoff flow all the way down to the little cardboard clappers

I love that “JWill football pass to Chet buzzer beater” is literally a set play the Thunder just run every once in a while

If Chet’s gonna become a suit guy, I’m gonna need someone to hook him up with Pat Riley’s suit makers or something

My official take on Thunder-Suns before tipoff: I think OKC will win in 5, but at least 3 of the games will be tight. It is going to be a very annoying series that tests OKC’s shooting, while Goodwin/Gillespie/Green go crazy with the magnet ball.

Remember when Bill Simmons said the Thunder could win 55 games with “Air Podz” in place of SGA? It took him like three minutes to match Shai’s average turnover margin…in a do or die game

Holy cow the Warriors look TERRIBLE

Yes, the threat of losing insurance is a great cudgel for employers to wield. Buuuuuut when those employers get to be too big, it’s inevitable for them to start asking why they’re paying so god damn much money for something as dumb as health insurance.

Yax in LA watching Steph secure the 12th pick for OKC hmmmm

I can’t believe I slept through the Clippers losing in the play-in and giving the Thunder another lottery pick…for the second time!

I feel bad for Magic fans. This is an ugly watch, man.

Just read Hollinger’s awards article for shits and giggles, and I’m gonna need to know what Chet did to hurt this man. Mobley on All NBA over him?? Not even sniffing DPOY top 3 and falling to All Defense SECOND team????

I would love to root against Miami, but between Bridges existing and LaMelo getting away with that nonsense earlier, I just can’t in good conscience back the Hornets

I’ve always been a David Roddy guy. Thank you, Mr. Big Body 🙏

The Thunder really might break their biggest loss ever record from the infamous Memphis game tonight

Lmao

Thunder nine-man playoff rotation confirmed

If Chet could play against every team the way he always plays against the Clippers, OKC would never lose again.

I see you, Yaxel 👀 (source: www.sbnation.com/college-bask...)

How anyone with eyeballs could watch a game like this and still think OKC has some sort of magical, unfair whistle is beyond me. They’re inventing new paradigms of fouls out there for the Lakers.

Happy to see Morez Johnson showing out in the championship game. Such a fun player.

Could Yaxel be OKC’s Aaron Gordon?

That foul on Jamal to give Vassell three free throws was wild. Poor guy didn’t even leave his feet.

Man, can you even imagine the emotional damage LeBron suffered last night? Losing like that after “figuring it out,” Luka goes down, AND you have to sit on the bench and watch Cason Wallace bully your son at half-court IN THE MIDDLE OF A BLOWOUT. Karmic retribution for the Memphis stuff?

Net Rating FC, we’ve never been so back

Linda McMahon…

I mean…that’s not a bad call, but maaaaaan, that sucks.

So is Shai hurt or…

HUSKIES!!! UNREAL