Happy Earth Day! 🌎

Every time my YouTube check hits I feel like a criminal getting my payout for a job

Bitch that makes me wanna read theory

An argument to be had that this has been the craziest week of my life

Every time I hear Kimiko speak in the new season of The Boys it feels like she’s dubbed over

My brain is like: oh you’re chill and having a good time? ANXIETY ANXIETY ANXIETY

I need someone to beat and kill me with a squeaky hammer

shoutout godzilla

Cunty skunk skunty

buying a portable charger was honestly one of my best purchases of all time

I am normal and can be trusted with a pack of Marlboro reds

Is a magic pod like a polycule

I get lesbians in my dms like alt women get straight guys in their dms

I fucking hate this guy

100 cigarette and 100 MORE CIGARETTES MUAHAHAHAHA

Kirby avatar: join a local socialist org, read, help what people you can Liberal Currents: lets start a cold war with China! I dunno man, seems like the good takes are self evident here

You meet new trans people and within the day you’re on their letterboxd

I get surgery and now everybody and their mother want me was my jaw really THAT bad???

Gotta go to bed so I don’t kill myself

I need to chainsmoke 100 cigarettes

Tattoo is peeling

I need a day off from eating

Straight from ^

I’m so fresh you can suck my nuts

That #transwoman experience when you are peeing and you get a little on the seat and you just look down and your cock and say “I hate you… I fucking hate you.” With the most unbridled vitriol you have ever said anything in your life.

You think lesbians move fast? Trans men will have you proposing in the first year.

All my hoes broke. They call me the fiefdom.

It’s lowkirkenuinely time for the percolator

Dick from a guy who unironically listens to the song Eminem made for the Venom movie

Woke up, stye on my eye, friction burn on my…, and the cat scratched my neck. It’s a painful day today.

My cursed technique is an extroversion on-off switch

Nobody warns you that, when you have a lot of friends, sometimes you just go out with people every single day for damn near a week

I saw the Atom Eve special animation today and it’s like night and day compared to the new season. Imagine what they should do with an actually passable amount of animators and a workable budget

So much silence from our supposed ‘allies’ while the far-right Christian evangelists face no resistance in paving the way toward our extermination It’s nauseating It’s not the sort of hate you can change someone’s view about over a conversation. It’s hate that isn’t sated until we die.

Yall artists plz keep reposting each other so I never run out of talented people to follow

My credit card company b like: “you’ve gone paperless 😏”

My Spider-Gwen squishmallow is officially the most transgender thing I own

Mfw it’s time to do shoulder flys

I’m fucking tired of skinny bitches in baggy clothes

48 hours of moisture or we riot

Batman and Catwoman t4t… now that… that is something…

Why do goats be chewing like 🔄

Fih 🐟

Fart my life forever

Women named Dylan are always destined to be gay