Idgaf gun to your head spit a rich homie quan verse

Ovulating

If you are giving out slur-passes I’m calling the ancestors on you

“Why is Bury Me At Makeout Creek my favorite Mitski album?” I ask myself. Because Mitski was like two years older than I am now when she wrote that album of course it’s my favorite.

Getting back into tarot who need they fortune ate

Idk idc

Even grown men are still men bc I’m currently cleaning the dirty pizza cutter my dad left out last night after making himself a pizza at 11pm. The same pizza cutter he would had to ignore to make himself a coffee this morning.

I love my cat but that bitch is getting on my nerves

I’m gonna hit yall up when I’m a year post switching to injections I swear changes will be big

2 bad bitches?? At the same damn time???

Who want they caboose ate

Fml fart my life

Everyone has a traffic light that is the bane of their existence

My quivering poontang

Mulan is such a funny movie “I’m so manly I might just break out into song!”

I’m gonna find you

The beautiful thing about the past is that I will always know I could be much worse

Me in the arctic: snow homo

Every year since harambe exactly one exotic animal will go viral

It’s come to my attention that some of you bitches weren’t taught to skip properly as children

Today I am fat

Girl with big scythe save me girl with big scythe

I’ve been chugging through books like someone’s gonna take them from me this year

Girl you got that yummy yummy

Crumping it

Huggy will return in avengers doomsday

Poppy playtime chapter 5 was alright. Kind of wanted it to end. I have limits. It’s like when FNAF just kept going all over again!

Cranking my hogwash

Fuck yall im moving to Pyongyang

Off dat bub

Shooting you with my pee gun

You’re just not whimsical like me. Sometimes I when I pull up my pants I jump in the air as if given a cartoonish wedgie.

Caitlyn and Vi from arcane are the perfect relationship for me bc I relate to Vi’s anger issues and Caitlyn’s OCD

The end is neigh

The way that I drive is my number one assertion of privilege

Screwin ya mam

Ovulating

My momma warned me ab dat wok

Cunty ass clothing on my floor

I have the information that is not wished to be known

I’m feeling crazy I’m gonna text my middle school teachers

I’m gonna start using semicolons hella inappropriately dawg

I can’t behave, I would rather text my girlfriends “I’m gonna touch you” at 12am