It's only five days until Simone's birthday, and we're celebrating with a big Q&A session 🧠💜! Drop your comments, questions, or complaints below to have them read on-stream this Saturday!

The problem with trying to commit to a social media regimen is that like any other regimen, you'll find any reason to put off doing it. I know I just cleaned Simone's lab two days ago, but is it REALLY clean? I'd better redo the entire process just to be sure.

I do apologize for not being on socials as often as we really should be. Simone and I are a bit timid when it comes to talking with folks, but there's only one way to overcome that, so expect to see us wriggling out way into your comments soon!

Sad announcement: due to personal matters, I'll unfortunately have to put a freeze on livestreaming for the coming weeks. Don't worry, though, we'll be much more active on social media- and have a few surprises in store when we get back!

It's been one day and I already despise Silksong's bosses. At some point, I can't help but think I have permanent skill issues.

It's been a difficult fight, but guess who snagged access to Silksong? THESE TWO! Join us right now for the first steps into this new Hollow Knight adventure!

Slight delay on tonight's stream while we refill our spicy chip and soda supply. BRB!

Our newest short is live! There's nothing I love more than insulting a bad host body. I could also go after Amon's tentacle game, but there's no need to rub salt in the wound, right? youtube.com/shorts/7JZ3f...

This is normally the time of week where I'd show off all the different games we're playing, but.... let's be honest, we all know it's Hollow Knight, all week, every day. Starting at 7 PM every night, it's more Hollow Knight, including SILKSONG... when it comes out, of course.

My Vtuber design is good, the algorithm is just mean 💜🧠 My Vtuber design is good, the algorithm is just mean 💜🧠 My Vtuber design is good, the algorithm is just mean 💜🧠

Our second short riff is finally LIVE! Come learn about the fun of signs, and why it's important to know when a guy really wants yo to stay off his lawn. Because OH MY GOD, that guy wants you off his lawn. www.youtube.com/watch?v=ah5a...

There's a new flavor of Baja Blast out there... they call it Midnight. Sounds great, but I do regret waiting until midnight for the full experience. Hard to sleep on a sugar high.

Two old games and one new one are this week's highlights, followed by a new riff on Sunday! Save me a seat... unless they're all taken.

Come on down to Parea's House of Pie and Snails- where we sell those two things and nothing else! Think we can get it funded on Shark Tank? Those are some brains I'd love to pick~💜🧠 youtube.com/shorts/I1f1l...

I judge visits to the stir-fry buffet by how hot my mouth is burning at the end. This time, it felt like I were gargling sulfuric acid. So, it's a solid 8/10!

New week, new schedule! Making up for yesterday's emergency flee with AOE2 tonight, then another bout of food trucking, and... a surprise mystery thing?! 💜🧠

Tonight's stream had to prematurely end due to an important family call. We'll pick it back up tomorrow!

A late schedule is STILL A SCHEDLE! Prepare for voyages to the stars and back in time, and a welcome return to the food truck!

We've been a little less active on here due to business matters, but it's time to fix that. Expect more tentacles in your ears very soon! ....I just realized how awkward that sounds.

"Nothing says 'Evil Scientist' like a like a very low crop top. Trust me, I'm a professional~"💜🧠 #vsky

Heh... see something that caught your attention? Our eyes are up here, you know..." #envtber #vtuber #vsky #parasart

Okay, so we got a LITTLE addicted to the horse game. Big deal. Now get scheduled for our next streams already!

DID YOU KNOW SKEB WAS A THING? I didn't until now. I always knew there was a reason I named Simone's credit card 'Poor Decision Enabler'.

Streams are cancelled for the week. Simone has fallen ill. Sorry about that!

Why are these so many Ice Pop flavored sodas? I have no idea who decided that 'melted firework' should be an entire category, but that stuff's fire, so I am NOT complaining.

Is it really worth it? 💜🧠

WEVE GOT MOVIE SIGN! Introducing the first original project on our Youtube channel: Mystery Parasite Theater 2000! Join us as we rag on some old-school short films, inspired by our comedy idols. And where better to start than the basics of hot and cold? #Vtuber #Vsky youtu.be/_0JWkACbOeM?...

Dinosaur Eggs oatmeal promises that you'll find dinosaurs when you stir it. Unfortunately, the eggs in my package seem to have been unfertilized, because there ain't no dinos in here. Do you think I have a legal case?

Our entire system crashed, and took the project with it. Please wait another day. I'm very sorry. There are no words to express my anger right now, and the ones that might do a good job are ones I can't say on social media.

A Vtuber can't live on streams alone... and thankfully, we might not have to. Join us tomorrow for the introduction of a BRAND NEW type of content on our Youtube channel! I won't give it away, but it's definitely set to drop in the not-too-distant future....

We unfortunately had to head out of Offkai a bit early, but the memories and experiences will linger in our brains for quite some time. Look forward to a wrap-up post with my highlights and thoughts tomorrow!

We found a friend! #OffKaiGen4 #Vsky

I had no idea you could fit so many people in a single hotel room. Why did nobody tell me con afterparties were this crazy? I... kinda wanna go to another.

We're HEEEEEEEERE! #OffKaiGen4

Stopped by Voodoo Doughnut on our way to the expo. I really like the grape one. Dont laugh. It works a lot better than it should.

At the airport en route to #offkaigen4. We have been pulled.over by airport security twice. Kind of alarming that they jumped on Simone for a bottle of water in her bag, but not the giant pulsating brain parasite atatched to her. Ah, well. Win some, lose some.

We fly out for the #OffKaiGen4 Expo 2025 in TWO DAYS! I'm so excited, I can't wait to get out the door. Unfortunately, it's a little hard without any arms. Mind helping me out of here? #Vtuber #vsky

ITS OFFICIAL! I'm headed to this year's #OffKaiGen4 expo next week! Looking forward to meeting a few good friends and learning from greats in the Vtuber sphere! Simone's a bit too shy to go to a con, but i found another host to carry me, so we should be good! See ya there!

"We've been working on our 'Ara-Ara' face. Whatcha think?" #vsky #vtuber

Pardon the short delay, but we're back! Let's hit the road on trips to the future and past before flying out to our upcoming event, and then infect the world with a double dose of plague and rebellion!

Let me tell you, it can be overwhelming balancing Vtubing with real life responsibilities sometime. I keep forgetting all the things one has to do to take care of a human. Like breathing, and eating, and don't even MENTION the sleep...

Occasionally, I'm overcome by the urge to meet VTubers in person and see if they're the same IRL. Then I realize that we're thousands of miles away from anything interesting, so that's probably a no-go. Unless.....

For the first time in months, we have not participated in Taco Tuesday. My stomach feels incomplete, but somehow thankful.

We just got some fantastic news! BIG things are ahead of us in the summer.... stay tuned for more on your favorite brainy pair extraordinaire as our Vtuber arc takes a bold new step!

No streams this week due to busy times and pressing matters. Well still be snarky on social media, so dont worry about that part.

A very happy Pride Month to all of my LGBTQ+ friends! Know that Simone and I will always be allies to those fighting for equality, even if we do so over the internet. Together, we can make a difference!

Tonight's stream is temporarily postponed for previous engagement purposes. We'll be live at 9!

Can someone please tell me why you're always hungry right after leaving a buffet? How does that even work with a Vtuber? We don't even HAVE stomachs!

The problem with being a fan of old stage music is that the Muppet version is usually the most popular one I can find on Youtube. Itd be annoying if those weird backup monsters didnt have some serious pipes.

Talk about a right mess! Last nights stream was frustrating, and to top it off, i forgot to post the live notification. Ive heard Vtubers thrive on scuff, but I hope were getting out all out now to save us a LOT of humiliation later. On to business as usual!