I missed a great banquet at the Kremlin. There was lots and lots of beautiful caviar. Putin said there has never been a greater American President in Russia's history, which is true. EVERYONE RESPECTS AMERICA AGAIN, because I made AMERICA GREAT AGAIN.

I want to share my Presidents Day message with all of you, because it is important we talk about History, which the 𝗳𝗮𝗸𝗲, 𝗹𝗶𝗯𝗲𝗿𝗮𝗹 𝗻𝗲𝘄𝘀 𝗺𝗲𝗱𝗶𝗮 𝗿𝗲𝗳𝘂𝘀𝗲𝘀 𝘁𝗼 𝗰𝗼𝘃𝗲𝗿. #epstein #trump #satire

She was a hero today, fighting for me like her life depended on it. #Trump #Epstein #Bondi.

Robert F. Kennedy, Jr is a very high IQ individual. Very smart. He wants us Americans to have beautiful, thick skulls. A thick skull is very useful. You can't get hurt. People are saying we can do away with motorcycle helmets. #Ski #Trump #Helmet #health #skull #satire

I am NOT A WHITE SUPREMACIST. I am not a RACIST. I love the BLACKS, REDS, YELLOWS and BROWNS. And, they LOVE ME.

There is a new correspondent over at Fox, and he has uncovered a great story about Soros, that liberal who spreads FAKE NEWS, and pays people billions and billions to protest against ICE, like he did for the No Kings Day. #Trump #EpsteinFiles #ice #Epstein #satire

Governor Abbott knows the $14.5B fraud in Texas is FAKE NEWS even if it is from Fox. Tim Walz is the real fraudster —by the way he can't dance the waltz, which is a great song written by ͟A͟͟d͟͟o͟͟l͟f͟ ͟S͟͟t͟͟r͟a͟͟u͟͟s͟͟s͟. 𝘼𝙡𝙨𝙤, 𝙏𝙚𝙭𝙖𝙨 has 𝙉𝙊 𝙄𝙇𝙇𝙀𝙂𝘼𝙇 𝙄𝙈𝙈𝙄𝙂𝙍𝘼𝙉𝙏𝙎. But I AM NOT SENDING ICE TO TEXAS.

Of course she can read. All you have to do is look at the videos of her reading the children’s story last Christmas. She was so good. Melanomia is genius.

Eric is VERY SMART, even if he is my third smartest son. He ALWAYS diagnoses a situation and provides his tremendous, beautiful suggestions to everyone. He is not even on the government payroll. #Bovino #Trump #ICE

British people spell the last word very differently #epstein #trump

Lindsey Graham, is a great friend. Very loyal. And, HE IS NOT GAY. He is going on a trip to Iran to prove the Ayatollahs wrong. First hand, oral interviews with young people, but ONLY TO VERIFY. #Trump #Epstein #Satire

ichael Jackson was a great musician. Too bad unlike #EPSTEIN and ME, he had a thing for the young ones. Also, his moonwalk has nothing on my double-fisted jerk dance. Everyone says that my one-handed glove looks very nice and stylish. Karoline is correct, my left hand is PERFECT.

Melanomia’s film is GREAT. It is going to break the box office record of The Titanic, which was a terrible film. Everyone knew the ending. But, I don’t want everyone to complain about how much money she is making or made as a “model”. #Melania #Trump

“I can’t look my daughters in the eye and say I’m running as a Republican, when they’re pulling over Hispanics and Asians because of the color of the skin... I did not sign up for that.” Chris Madel, GOP Gubernatorial candidate for Minnesota, after dropping out of the race #ICE #Trump

Angela Merkel was a nasty woman. Made lots and lots of money being the President of Germany. Maybe she was the Prime Minister. Whatever she was, she was in it for herself and not her country. Maybe she should be locked up. #Trump #germany #deutschland #Chancellor #satire

Nick Adams did NOT wank in Starbucks bathrooms. Completely denied.

Fox is Fake News.

It is illegal to publish information picked up on a HOT MIC. The Super Bowl used to be great. But this year it is awful. No one likes Green Day or Bad Bunny. Also, NFL has become totally woke and weak. Bring back the leather helmets.

8647% is a great number. They love me, because they know I AM RIGHT.

Mark Carney is a VERY WEAK leader. Now he is dissing my WONDERFUL #Board of #Peace, which is going to have powerful leaders from Burkina Faso, Equatorial Guinea, Surinam, Tuvalu, Kiribati, Niue, Bhutan, and not to forget TOGO, #BONGA, #NAMBIA and #MOLVANIA, which has very beautiful women.

The bruise on my left hand is caused by my switching from right-handed handshakes to left-handed handshakes. I shakes millions of hands every week. Karoline Leavitt, who ONLY tells the truth told everyone about how many hands I shake every day.

Everyone is VERY PROUD of what i have accomplished in Davo's, which was a very big restaurant in Belgium. They loved me, my speech, and my Board of Peace.

So lucky or else people in Austria, Switzerland, Liechtenstein would all be speaking German today. It is something that Europe would have to be indebted to the U.S. for eternity. It is even more important that people talk about my speech than about the Epstein files. #Davos #German #Trump #Speech

I am speaking in #Davos. #MAGA love the Davos, and are always Davosing on their own.

I am going to impose tariffs on all the studio and movie theaters, and the film critics, and any country working with them. The #Academy and all of #HOLLYWOOD is TOTALLY RIGGED. The real critics are saying #Melanomia ‘s film is the best ever. Nothing like it.

Stop making fun of Gregory 𝗕𝗢𝗩𝗜𝗡𝗘. He is a VERY STRONG man. I have seen him wear very fashionable overcoats that were once very popular in Germany 80 years ago. He is also 𝗩𝗘𝗥𝗬 𝗧𝗔𝗟𝗟. Almost 6'3" like me.

I keep my word. She kept her word.

Jen Socket, who is like an old socket that is well used and loose, is a terrible journalist. No one has lower ratings than her. She should be deported to El Salvador. Maybe the Ayatollahs can use her as a 4th wife. Not sure she could perform as that either. I HAVE NEVER BEEN TO #EPSTEIN #ISLAND.

Congressman Clay Higgins, you 𝘀𝘁𝘂𝗽𝗶𝗱 𝗱𝗶𝗽𝘀𝗵𝗶𝘁, I want you to lie for me but not make it this obvious. “The Biden FBI did have undercover agents and confidential informants embedded within the (January 6th) rally crowds”. #January6thInsurrection #January6th #Trump

I am so proud of the #Nobel #Peace #Prize I received from Venezuelan Maria Machado. But my husband was quick to point out -in his Russian accent which make peace sound like a different word- that I had already received the award in Moscow. Actually, there were 2 awards at the same time. #Trump

#Greenland was a great name. Not as good as Whiteland. I like white. I like the White House. I like white people, who don’t have to apologize anymore for the color of their skin. We may have t take #Epstein #Island by force if necessary as it is important to our NATIONAL SECURITY

People are anxious. #Greenland #Trump

Karolying Leavitt is so wonderful.

I love it that my administration keeps find MORE REASONS to take Venezuela's leader Hugo Chavez or Maduro, or whatever his name is. Soon Marco Rubio-Bolivar will be crowned President there. Everything will be fine.

If you remember, the bill I signed says that we can hold back any Epstein information that affects national security. Everyone knows MADURO WAS A PEDOPHILE, and his wife was a one-time “model”, but some are saying she was a highly paid hooker. Someone should look into it.

President Xi is very strong. I know him well. Very tough on tariffs, but we beat him, and we beat him hard. They’ve given us billions in tariffs. If he invades Taiwan or kidnaps Lai, I will be very angry. And as Putin knows, when I get angry I use some very mean words on my social media posts.

I have the THINEST BLOOD. No way Obama has thinner blood than me. Most people are taking 81 mg of 𝗔𝘀𝗽𝗶𝗿𝗶𝗻. I was taking 325 mg. But I am increasing to 2000 mg. My blood will be 800% thinner. Some think, as much as 𝟐𝟎𝟎𝟎% thinner. No one has ever seen ̶s̶̶k̶̶i̶̶n̶ blood as thin as mine.

I am so full of energy. No limps, no dozing off, excellent in golf, and downstairs has Melanomia going crazy. #Trump #Epstein

My wonderful press secretary cleared EVERYTHING up at the press conference today. MY HEALTH IS PERFECT. I am under the direct care of RFK Jr. #Trump #TrumpHealth #RFKjr #KarolineLeavitt

I have the thinnest blood. It is not 300% thinner because I take more aspirin than any President in our country. Maybe in all history. Doctors are amazed that I can have blood that is even 600% thinner. #Trump #health #Aspirin

To be very clear, no one knows who "his" is in that quote. I suspect they are talking about Biden or Obama. Or maybe Michelle Obama, because many MAGA know she is a he. They are most certainly not talking about Bruce, I mean Caitlyn Jenner. He is a big fan, but has new pronouns now.

I am sure there is at least one good thing we can attribute to Trump.

Oh no he didn’t.