Go to the store. Buy a bottle of hoisin sauce. Oh no.

Watched Project Hail Mary last night and I can't say enough good things about it. It's charming, poignant, funny, visually stunning, and they really did the book justice. Go see it--in the theater if you can. The cinematography *deserves* the big screen. Amaze amaze amaze!! 👎👎👎

This Wyze ad as a response to Ring's horrifying surveillance "feature" is PERFECTION: www.instagram.com/reel/DUocwMC...

Ring ADDED it and is calling it a 'Free' feature For 'lost pets' Means AI is recording all the time and AI is scanning and storing Pets People Vehicles License plate readers scan and store: License plate Vehicle model, color, stickers, decals, dents, dings and scratches - stores for 10+ YEARS

"You can save so many dogs with this, don't worry about the implications there's nothing sinister here, just saving dogs out of the goodness of our heart, it's totally free don't think about why" ~Ring doorbell

Sometimes all you can do is make the world 0.0000000000001% less awful by being a good person and it feels very meaningless but it’s also the only thing that really matters

That? Is a Shakri Cube.

A few people got brave enough to assign face stickers and I am HERE for it. I'm about to film an interview with the CEO of Children's Miracle Network--No better time to add to the face stickers: www.extra-life.org/participants...

Extra Life Unlocked has begun!! Go to www.extra-life.org/participants... now to help me heal kids...and turn me into a human disco ball!! I have 2,000 mirror ball stickers--your donations will cover me with them! You can see the first few in the pic but that's not NEARLY enough. MOAR

I'm at Extra Life Unlocked and have some ambitious goals: I hope to become a human disco ball and maybe MAYBE get my very first tattoo! Make it happen by helping me support @extralife4kids.bsky.social!! Details here: www.extra-life.org/participants...

Hey do y'all remember a few years ago when I put temporary tattoos all over my face and arms for @extralife4kids.bsky.social donations? I'm headed out to Extra Life Unlocked tomorrow and I'm taking these little mirror ball stickers with me. Stay tuned. www.extra-life.org/participants...

🎶Darling hold my HAND🎶

We've introduced a new Extra Life Donation Bundle for the 2025 campaign. Its mascot: the Mini Guardian Angel Blish! Pick up the new donation bundle in the gem store today: www.guildwars2.com/news/support...

I have a wonderful former coworker that dresses 'normie' for halloween each year. Most of the time, he's in legit goth clothing and often wears fancy effect contact lenses as well. Halloween? He dresses as 'Chad Prepman', in khakis, a normal sweater, and clean shaven. Always a hilarious contrast 👻

Poor Canach's endless crashout about the Martingale is equally hilarious and pitiful to me. I laugh at him and then feel bad about it on a repeating cycle. #GuildWars2

www.youtube.com/shorts/aCVuM... Visions of Eternity is tomorrow ONE MORE SLEEP. (The skimmer "demonstration" in this ad is making me laugh so hard, I've watched it on loop like ten times for that part.)

Very, VERY specific question for Guild Wars 2 fans: When you say or read "Janet" in the niche GW2 community sense, do you picture any specific Janet or just think "haha funny typo that took hold and is now a meme"?

We said goodbye to Bunny this weekend. She joined our family as a tiny kitten weighing 12 ounces--she looked like a dust bunny, hence the name--and let us love her for 15 years. She was the best cat. 💔

oh no

I'm back at work today, just in time to share some GW2 news for those of you wondering why you can't stat select on those new leggy gloves: en-forum.guildwars2.com/topic/162658...

I got the GW2 cookbook "Feasts of Tyria" and made the Koi Cakes today! (No koi were harmed) They were absolutely delicious--I can't wait to try more recipes from it.

In case you'd like to leave some choice words regarding their decision to put Jimmy Kimmel on indefinite hiatus until he writes a sowwy I hurt you feewings letter & pays a bribe to CK's organization support.abc.com/hc/en-us/art...

A free and democratic society cannot silence comedians because the President doesn’t like what they say. This is an attack on free speech and cannot be allowed to stand. All elected officials need to speak up and push back on this undemocratic act.

I'm off work this week and used some of my time off to take Willow to a Sniffspot that included u-pick fruit in the cost. She approved of the apples i picked.

Thanks, plant app!! I'm really happy with it- oh. That's not what you... oh... :(

When you remember the whole "everything in Australia is trying to kill you" thing, we probably should have anticipated Silksong's difficulty level.

People are remixing Sherma's little tune and I love it. #Silksong

Who wants to see the new #GuildWars2 homestead coming with Visions of Eternity NEXT MONTH? Join us on Twitch right now! www.twitch.tv/guildwars2

I named him Barnaby and I love him.

I finally successfully purchased Silksong after an hour of trying and now it's time to start my workday, dangit. But I'm SO EXCITED for my lunch hour.

God speed to everyone trying to download. Stay strong. 🙏

Guess what I'm trying to buy. (I'm not sure why I'm even remotely surprised :D )

I refuse to give em dashes to the AI

What an amazing day! I made my first ever hollandaise sauce! Thank you Insighteditions @guildwars2.com for the opportunity! We unboxed the cookbook, made the Salsa Eggs Benedict, showed off some other recipes and showed off the Butterknife Spear Skin! #GuildWars2Cookbook

Snagged early access to the Guild Wars 2: Feasts of Tyria cookbook and baked the Chocolate Omnomberry Cake 🍫💜 IRL loot: cake. In game loot: Seimur’s Butterknife skin Preorder here and drop some food before raids: www.amazon.com/dp/B0DV4ND1VB #GuildWars2Cookbook @guildwars2.com @InsightEditions

Happy Birthday Guild Wars 2! #art #guildwars2 #gw2

Authors, you have a JOB

I'm in love with @tinybookshopgame.com! Every cozy game fan needs this. I've had a wild week (IYKYK) and this has been my go-to for unwinding in free moments. ❤️ One of my coworkers is at gamescom this week and got some swag from their booth for me--I am SO EXCITED for him to get back with it!

1: Today was a very long week. 2: The GW2 community continues to be a joy. The communication and patience shown today made my heart happy.

Y'all LOOK LOOK AT THIS. 😍😍😍😍 @zatchlase.bsky.social has me smiling from ear to ear. The sheer talent and skill holy smokes. He's so good! And honestly that's the cutest dog I've ever seen I'm not biased at all.

We’re hiring! We’ve got big plans on the horizon and things are heating up! 🔥🍳 If you're an experienced community manager or a producer with some community experience, come join us as our new Community Operations Manager! Check out the details here: dinopoloclub.com/careers/comm...

Community Management learning tools aren't as plentiful as in other disciplines and I am always looking to learn, so I've been looking forward to this. It just arrived YESSS. Congrats on this, @victoriatran.bsky.social!!

I can't prove anything but I'm squinting very suspiciously at @bogotter.bsky.social over these results. How many accounts do you have? Just curious, no reason. en-forum.guildwars2.com/topic/161015...

My neighbors have a homegrown live band performing in their yard. It's not as cool as it sounds. It's a small back yard and there's a microphone and speakers. Also one guy is aggressively playing a tuba. It's circled around from annoying to hilarious.

Among the greatest promotional photos of all time are these for the 1990 television movie of IT, where it looks like a prestige legal drama about a firm of hot young lawyers and one associate who likes to dress up like a clown.

This!! @bogotter.bsky.social and I were talking about this earlier this week. You will pry my emdashes from my cold dead hands. It doesn't automatically confirm AI usage.

My gaming time has taken a massive hit this summer but it's been SO WORTH IT. This is a project I've been working on for 1.5 years. It's still a WIP: The sides of the roof aren't done, there's a lot of organizing to do inside, and I need 250 lbs. more of gravel on the floor, but SHE'S USABLE 😍

Portrait of a criminal. She knows perfectly well she's not allowed on the bed. That SIDE EYE

I have been fully focused on work all day and completely unaware of anything happening outside of the new GW2 update until a coworker messaged me: "I've been distracted by the Musk meltdown, but-" "Hold on, the what now?" I resurfaced about 20 minutes ago and GOOD LORD what is happening