That’s all I wanted to say! Have a bad night!!

Nozomi. Here. In my room. In the morning. Stay cool, Takumi. Don’t do anything stupid.

Mah boi Takumi, comin’ in clutch with the real-life cheat codes again!

Y-You’re finally rockin’ with me..?

Do you know anything about goats? I’ve been told more than once that I look like one.

Woof!

The thought of being here while she undressed got me really exci- Really nervous.

Hiruko, you’re an incredibly dependable teammate. Even if you were terrible at showing your feelings our whole time together.

The carbonated beverages got to her. Apparently she’s never tried them before.

I want everyone’s praise and adoration! I want everyone to fawn over me!

We think you have the fainting disease…

How indecent! And yet... how intriguing. I demand you tell me more!

(＊’･ω･‵）ゞ　Yuppers

Don't think of me as your commanding officer - think of me as your friend! A friend who commands respect and dictates your every move, but in a fun way!

This sex scene just won’t end.

If you want to blame somebody, blame your future self. You laid it all out in a lengthy monologue.

Hrrrgh… I’m so peeved with all of you! Totally cheesed off! Steamed! Absolutely pissed!

It could be a Box of Calamity, a Box of Blessings, or a box of chocolate for all we know.

Takumi, this is incredible. Now that I’m a fish… I’m overflowing with power.

I felt slightly proud of myself after being praised by Hiruko.

I completely dragged him online for some terrible things he’d done, and supplemented it with some stuff I’d fabricated.

Tch… Guess I’m gonna have to face the challenge of the seven times table…

DING DONG BING BONG

Night time is sleep time! Yep, that’s all that matters! I don’t have anything else to worry about!

I expect you to work your tight little ass off to regain my trust!

Sounds kind of like a chonkster.

You know, rates of depression among shoe salesmen are higher than in any other industry.

Can you not talk about your kid right now? It’s making it really hard for me to work in dirty jokes!

Yeaaah! With our adrenaline pumped to the max, in the name of the fuckin' badassery of humanity... Let's kill the shit out of these nasty pigs and protect the hell out of our beloved academy!

Wow, boys are a million billion trillion times dumber than I ever imagined…

A wonderful, blood-soaked morning to you.

Has your lust for blood and battle been satisfied, my Holy Jumonji Sword?

We should live out our own loves, and love the loves that we love.

Confound it all… If it weren’t for addition, I’d make a fine mathematician, I assure you!

Kyohohoho! Prepare to get pwnzored, noobs!

Another day without catching the killer…

Sometimes, when I’m all alone at night… I can’t help thinking about Eito.

Brother and sister, alone together... P-Perhaps they're... Nay, such a thing would be far too outrageous!

And in my final moments, I got to quip to my heart’s content. I lived a life full of smartass comebacks, and I don’t have a single regret.

Takumi’s a gibbering idiot, the enemy of all maidenkind, downright pervert… I’ll sue you for prisoner abuse one day!

You never know when the invaders might attack, so rest up while you still can.

I’ll kick you! Right in the junk!

I can tell by the way they’ve written the word KILL that they have a lustful blend of love and hate.

Arf, arf, arf! *bark* *bark* *bark* GRRR! (Go away! No boys allowed in the Yuri Zone!)

A young maiden is a delicate creature… one that might die of sadness if you don’t tell her she’s cute…

Prepare to spend another day enduring the unendurable and suffering the insufferable to pave the way for humanity’s future greatness!

You love dumb nasty boys soooo much! You can’t get enough of them!

Don’t sweat it man. You know how girls love threats of violence.

Oh my god, shut up already! Why do I have to be surrounded by a bunch of clowns?! What is this, the circus?! Did you all drive here in the same tiny car?!

Oh? You want to know about my favorite depressing adult games? Well, if you insist.