Casually chatting w Cole Hamels at the PGA tour and not trying to fan girl 😂😂

Single leg RDLs killing me right now. Fml

Rooftop Koreans

I really need to hire maids, a butler, and a cook. Cuz this house is killing me.

Went to dinner last night. It was phenomenal. We were stuck between a couple where the guy wouldn’t stfu about meeting “so many billionaires” this month and how he “was hired to expand his boss’s thinking and for his high IQ” at an anniversary dinner w his wife.

Winning so hard that his supporters can’t afford gas or food. I LOVE TO SEE IT.

17 pro max slipped off towel and hit concrete. Nothing shattered but it landed at an angle that bent the bezel away from the screen. Likely need to replace due to losing water resistance. What a bummer

I am now officially old enough where a cop will let me go with a warning for a moving violation instead of ticketing me 😂😂

Nothing gets the blood pumping like your faucet handle decides to shit the bed and you have to rush to Lowe’s to buy a part and fix it in the dark 🥴😮‍💨😂

Besides my kids, boundaries are my greatest creation- Nas

Love the part of homeownership where you drop 5-6 figures and can’t even point to anything to show off (vs the sexy kitchen/bath remodels) 🥴😭

I can’t wait to wake up to T.A.C.O. Tuesday tomorrow.

With gas at a minimum of $4 per gallon, America is clearly winning and great again.

Went 7 months without dropping my phone, only to essentially kick it across the room in the bathroom. 😂😂🥴

Then I run into this douche canoe

I can’t stop laughing at this email I got at work that is addressed as Men 😅😂😂😂😂😂

Going to see Olivia Dean at MSG in August!!!!

I really need tickets to both nights at Yankees stadium for the Jay Z concert.

I hate how America has become so cookie cutter. Doesn’t matter city/state, it’s always the same fucking 10 stores and the same 20 building styles. It’s boring!

Still shouting into the void?

Gotta finally go back to work tomorrow and i just wanna run away 😂

I wanna see my 할머니 again. Miss her terribly.

Need the cowboys to lose. But also want the skins to lose

Caved and got 17PM. I’m a weak dumbass

About to not upgrade my iPhone for 3 years in a row. The new announcements were yawn inducing.

Omg. Thought I was going to die for a minute when uber driver missed exit and she just came to a full stop in the left lane and I heard screeching behind us. Driver stopped for a full 3 min before traffic stopped to let her off.

Why are people emailing me and then calling this morning with a “have you read the email I sent you?” No bob, it just hit my inbox 30 seconds ago and I have yet to read it. Leave. Me. Alone.

Ran into Bryson Stott in Toronto today and the girls got to snap a pic.

First world problems: neighbor has tree guys down in my yard for access and I can’t soak in the hot tub this morning. 🥴🥴

When did morning news turn to QVC? Dumbing down of America man.

Surreal as Lilun is graduating from college today. Feel old af

Cleaned Ks boots and conditioned the leather and i failed to take before photos for comparison.

Spent about 2K in two days and I don’t even know on what 😂😂

Why don’t we spring forward on a Saturday? Why are we dumb?

Lilun old enough to put in work on weights w with me 😭😭

Forever lifting but not getting swol is a curse 😂😂 fml

LFGGGG EAGLESSSSSS. I really need this game to start to get this nervous energy out of my body.

Rolling out of bed and going downstairs to workout is just #chefskiss

Grindin weights

Buffalo straight up cursed. Tragic

Hate the chiefs.

Bout to blow money on Super Bowl

I wish I was at the game so I can climb the poles or die trying.

Super Bowl bounnndddddd

Hoping for a Jalen Carter body slam

Took the weekend off from working out and my body feels so fucking good again.

Our mayor can’t spell, but it’s still EAGLES COUNTRY BABY

LFGGGGGG BIRRRRDDSSSSSSSSS

I really need to manifest tix to the eagles game…

Tomorrow will be a test on whether K is a trooper and she can survive a playoff game in the snow.