All we need is a femme vocalist and a hip hop makeover for Tom Cardy's "Your Love Is Not Enough (I'd Like Some Cool Shit Too)" to become a viral neurodivergent sugar baby anthem. Change my mind.

I might need to compile an actual list of what I love about sex with women vs men because, when put on the spot with the question I can only recall that the energies are different, but then in the actual moments with women I'm like "OMG I love when your hair falls on me *SQUEEEE*"

It's birthday week!! Send me warm thoughts and a booking request ;)

To the ones that want you to let them know you got home safe: I see you and I love you. You're the BEST!

Things I'm good at that help at work: Treating you with dignity, respect and as deserving of love. Pwetty 🩷. Naughty 😈 Things I'm terrible at that work against me: Remembering what you told me two weeks ago. EMAILS! 😅

How I'm showing up when they say we have to be "super discreet"....😜

Gooood morning, sexies! Go kick ass today!

Long nails pro: cute!! Great scalp and cat scritchies 😻❤️🦋 Cons: everything else 😓

Just returned from an orgiastic multi-day trip of decadence and there are a lot of emails I need to get to. Please be patient with me - I promise I'll do my admin tomorrow. ❤️

What's your "psych-up", pre-orgy playlist? Asking for a friend 😉 I'm torn between Tom Cardy and Ninja Sex Party silly vibes vs some midtempo bass vibes.

You ever accidentally fall in love with your badass sexy vixen coworker over time, more and more as you talk to her? Yeah, haha...

I absolutely adore my people! I've met the best humans through this work - both as clients and coworkers. ❤️

Well it finally happened - I made someone change their playlist. 😭 Turns out sci-fi alien throat singing is my limit. We changed it to some Solar Fields to split the difference and all was well!

Well I had to stay up all night but I managed to score at the sample sale. Goodbye, money!! Hello, sexy!!

First order of business: re-train this platform to show me what my hotties are doing. The political posts, cat pics, and plants are AWESOME but I miss logging in just to scroll hotties and pictures of champagne on rooftops. Comment below with your favorite follows ❤️

X acct still suspended. Might give this a go for a bit until I feel like starting a new one. 😮‍💨

Manifestations for 2025: - A flattering swimsuit (why are these so difficult to find?) - More onesies in neutral tones - Photoshoot trip with a new photographer (work with more artists) - Shared Denver workspace - FMTY in a new city - Overseas trip - Scuba

When you wear your good lingerie under your clothes and have sexy impressions on your skin after...

Another silly day at AVN ❤️

Teasers from Vegas...

Who's at AVN this week?! I'll come visit your booth Friday 🥰

Literally paradise

Where are the SW posts and why is my feed a bunch of people I don't follow? I think I need training on how this app works 🥲

X feed: Carefully curated selection of hotties that are aesthetic and on message. Also some ads. Bluesky: hardcore porn juxtiposed with politics and human rights violations. Did I add one too many starter packs blindly or is this just the platform?

I absolutely love my little hoe community, but I always come away from our brunches wanting big gorgeous fake titties 😂

What's the SW equivalent of covert lifestyle signaling for when you're feeling cute and want to freestyle? Pleeeeaaaassee tell me it's not $3000 bracelets because I'm *not* prepared to get addicted to Cartier.

I will return from my unofficial holiday vacation tomorrow (NYE) so thoroughly relaxed and ready for company 🥰

I love my dates and I love looking like a sexy bitch. I do. But coming home and stripping down for that last shower is like a religious experience. The clothes hitting the floor is a transcendence. At last, transformed, into the onesie goblin I was born to be.

Holiday cooking with a hint of naughtiness

The excitement when you pack a strap on to work *just in case* 😘

These limited editions are killing me. I'm going to have to get a scotch boyfriend just to help me taste them at the rate they're rolling them out. 💀 For those interested, the ice cream is playful, subtle, a little outside the box, but it still hits the right notes.

Give a girl a few days off in the mountains and I'm energized enough to GSD. Emailed a lawyer about negligent property manager and fighting a parking ticket this morning. Gifting some of this extra energy to my girlies who need it because I have picked too many battles. 😂

We heard your feedback, and we’re super happy to announce providers can now add their Bluesky link on their Tryst.link profile!! Just add your Bluesky username to your contact details, and it will be displayed on your profile alongside your other social media links.

Showing off one of my favorite non-spicy gifts this holiday season. Precious boy flew mugs from his home state in his carry-on give to his Colorado babes. Sometimes it's the gesture that counts the most. ❤️

PSA that all future hiking date suggestions should be sent for approval prior to committing. I'm in for a 3 mile hike, but you gotta warm a girl about a 1500 elevation gain because I am currently incapable of cowgirl for at least a day now.

Out of office spending time with family until 12/18. Be patient with me - emails are taking a little while to get to. Xoxo!

Not really my *favorite*, but it's the most recent and makes me feel like a damn cover girl

Good morning! The inbox is fully cleared out and caught up! Fresh start! Come make your mark!

Men that love being dads are hot. 🔥

Confirmed tours coming up: Jan 17-18 NYC Jan 21-25 Vegas Unconfirmed tours: -Chicago -Dallas If I have admirers in the areas (clients or providers), drop a line!

The Christmas tree I need...

I am so amused that of the 20 some odd folx I invited to Friendsgiving, only the single bros pulled through (and favorite drink of the night was wine!) Also be good to yourselves. Holidays are a time for social burnout and illness. Rest, hydrate, play another day.

It's important to start the day right. What were the first words you said this morning? Mine were, "good morning handsome boy" as 14lbs of furball affectionately sat on my neck.

Just me, remembering an amazing dinner ❤️

Over 30 sex workers thread! Quote with a pic and your age 32 and loving myself more each year ❤️

Checking to make sure you stocked up on my favorite snacks (ginger ale an blueberries) 😘

Celebrate your strengths and the things that make you unique ❤️