I rode my first limebike in London and why are they so expensive 😭😭😭😭 I was charged double what the tube would have cost me

After being veggie for a few years I just had a home made fry up and omg is it superior

Few too many drinks and deciding gaming is the best way to sober up ✌🏼

I agreed to make Mulled Wine for a party and I’ve never done it before. LINKS TO RECOMMENDED RECIPES PLS X 🥲

Week in the Philippines so far has been sun, beach and sea

Hang these in the Louvre #celebritytraitors

Caught my first shiny alpha ✨

Won’t be partaking in the height trend as I already know I’m short ✌🏼

Also time for a new #pfp

I am getting so close to being down 35 kg but this last kg is fucking edging me I swear

Couple of my shines after a couple of days playing ✨

Using emojis only mood: 🤠 relationship status:🤵🏼‍♂️🤵🏻‍♂️ kids: 🙅🏼‍♂️ how many pets: 🐈‍⬛ fav color: 🔴 fav food: 🥯 fav season: 🌼 hobbies: 🖥️👾🚲🥾🪡 fav holiday: 🇰🇭 job: 👨🏼‍💼🏢🍴 most used emoji: 😉

Post hoopla vibes hitting hard 🫠

A year ago I thought I’d never attend a pool party but there I was sealing the honmoon to Golden in a speedo last night ⭐️

Florence in the machine tickets had no right to sell out that fast 😒

Much needed vibe to start the weekend

Might be a 4 coffee Friday, help me x

I wonder why all my joints ache and then continue to sit in the most gremlin wretched position at my desk for 8 hours 😭

Went to a nice gym with a pool, sauna and hot tub on a guest pass and don’t think I can return to my pure gym 😭😭😭

Too many Aperols for a Sunday

From boyfriends to finances to husbands started 10 years ago today 🏳️‍🌈

Got my first piercing, soon to be a little hoop when healed

Let’s go, Charli xcx vs Dua Lipa spin class 😎

I got my new passport today and I already miss the red one 🥺

One from the weekend 🍹

Full body work out at the gym followed by a yoga class, feeling good today 😌

Cute day to march for Trans Pride 🏳️‍⚧️

Tried to be a star during my probation and automate a weekly CRM report to senior leadership over the weekend. Anyway one wrong email address typo + Power Automate = infinite loop. CEO called me today and the senior leadership team now have 1,500+ ‘mail not delivered’ emails. Pray for me pls 😭😭😭

Me (drunk) and my on repeat 🎧

Making it to Hoopla today 🥳

Much needed Beans 🐱🫘

After waiting 3.5 hours in a waiting room the hospital finally found my husband, like how do you lose a patient having an op when they don’t even have their phone to tell you they are okay??? 🙃

Obsessed with my little silly boy Dewgong tattoo i got today 💕

This song has been on repeat the entire week. ilism 😭

Morning ☀️

Started Expedition 33 and Maelle VA is Shadowheart I’m already in love with this game 😭😭

29 today 🎉 (The lord giving me his strongest battles in the pic - hay fever)

Coral Island said it was ‘farm sim’ but forgot to mention the bara coded characters. I haven’t watered a single crop.

The group chat actually booked the flights to the Philippines 🇵🇭 , LETS GOOOO ☀️☀️☀️

My new spin class played Brat remixes so i know im in a safe place 😌

Sun has been out for one day and I am once again delusionally optimistic ☀️

My PT just sent me this text, does he not know I want to be the one thrown around by beasts….

As I’ve been more confident it would be my first set of speedos so recs would be appreciated ✨

Getting the plans together for the Philippines in November which means I get to start swimwear/ speedo shopping 🥳

Did a roast dinner and now I just need rubs in bed 🙂‍↔️

In this playthrough, I'm a Jedi, while my husband just made someone he would smash with a shotgun to shoot the little goblins

Yeah I can never go back to playing BG3 without mods, my basement is flooding🔥

Odd thought but im anti-monarchy (soz), but I still think about how we managed to turn queuing to pay respects to the Queen Lizzie into a national event and today still lives rent-free in my brain.

Okay but I’ll just confirm I’m joking and will be on Nurse duty