People in their 20’s are worthless, actually.

I call these things “Blueys”

One of my favorite things about #thestate (and there are many) is how much Robert Ben Garant looks like he stepped straight out of the lineup of a Dischord band from that era.

Earbuds are the curse of the normie class

So, I don’t cross post between X and Blueski. Is that more confusing for folks or less redundant?

I did my research and all I got was this lousy t shirt

Listening to a bunch of stupid normie Gen Alphas talk.

Remember when businesses had to make actual money?

If you have a kid and they look like a weird miniature adult- sign them up to be a Target model!

Fun activity for masochists: try to buy an item at Guitar Center with a price point under 1,000 dollars!

This coming Sunday! It’s me! Opening for Rick from Pile!

I’m at this very fancy hotel by the sea. I feel like Tom Ripley, having been let through the door.

There are many lyrics that live in my head, but my current favorite is from “Pop Crimes” by Rowland S Howard: “The Catholic Church can’t verify/ that there’s a single soul in Hell/just a wasteland of adversity/devoid of all but the sound of wedding bells”

I very quietly remixed this and put it on cd… heavenscameras.bandcamp.com/album/shutte...

I was looking for my password and then I found my password…

A wad of French Fries

Welcome to Old Release Tuesday! Throughout the year I'm gonna work chronologically through all the singles and albums I've released, highlighting one each Tuesday. First up is the lead single from the first Lemon Pitch album! lemonpitch.bandcamp.com/track/flat-b...

One year anniversary of lemonpitch.bandcamp.com/album/threat...

If I'm being honest, Mister Magoo is kind of a maniac.

I think it's important to make jokes almost no one gets.

One of the most annoying things about making music is that- music is for children. It's made by kids, for kids, and if you're an adult still doing it, you're in this weird position where you're trying to appeal to children. It's a fool's errand! Kids don't care about adults.

Bring back negative reviews!

The 1980's were unkind to the icons of the 1960's. Trying to figure out who it was easiest on.

*Fitzcarraldo voice* "I will watch this mid-century social realist piece of cinema!"

It's all highbrow from here on out for me, guys

I came upon a playlist of goth/industrial's top streams of this year, and it was just troubling how narrow the parameters of that particular genre truly are. Worse than metal, tbh.

If New Year's Day is the Sunday of the year, Black Friday is Saturday.

"Coolness" is a quality that stands independent of quality. It's objective, and ageless. I think Suicide probably best embodies this quality.

Like, modern reverb is getting to the point where it's more comically pervasive and samey than the gated snare

Most modern indie music sounds like it's produced for JC Penney

Will the World ever truly be ready for His Name is Alive?

I feel like the whole point of the Rock Documentary is to craft a polemic in favor of its subject. And I think this one nails that goal: buy.couldntyouwait.com

I like this new Beatles song. It's easily the best song the Verve ever wrote.

My attempt to do something for the Great American Songbook: heavenscameras.bandcamp.com/track/thanks...

A really good way to become discouraged is to write music

New Song: open.spotify.com/track/3qgI7B...

I started listening to indie rock way too young. And I have been listening for far too long.

Recording some friends in a mountain idyll.

Proficient musicians slouch towards prog. Proficient lyricists slouch towards Showtunes.

Upon further thought- I think many of us are looking at Bandcamp as if it was this kinda altruistic endeavor.

Holy crap the Songtradr guy is the biggest tool I've ever seen. Can we be twice as mean to him as we are to Elon?

I liked late stage Twitter because it felt like laughing into the void. Blueski is just... empty

Preparing the new Heavens cameras single. It's gonna be... something.

There are men out there. In the world. Who like *baseball* because of Steve Albini.

Trying to drum up interest for a reissue of this. cussptldmaine.bandcamp.com/album/high-g...

"You probably listen to Dream Theater"

Will Oldham is the uncanny valley of songwriting.

"Bluesky" rhymes with "Brewski"