Why are we gaslighting the dog HELLO???? While Augustus is certainly my type, I'm also not interested in a relationship right now let alone flirting with anyone??????

UGHHHH FINALLY PEACH GAVE ME MY DAMN PHONE BACK. Can't believe I missed out on juicy drama because she decided to go on a break without, at the very least, giving my phone back 😒

I have been so caught up in whatever drama is going on now that I totally forgot to mention the love of my life! That's right fuck all of you who thought I would stay single until the end of time! I got a girlie who I love the mostest now! 😘😘😘

Don't think I've ever seen Peach as angry as I just did...especially towards a human none the less... I honestly have no words, hope The triplets are doing okay... 😣

I swear this cat has been side-eyeing me since it got here like I did something wrong or like I'm an idiot! Can't wait until it leaves and never comes back honestly Lil Guy needs better friends 😒

Since I have this place now I CAN'T FUCKING BELIEVE NO ONE ASKED ME OUT ON VALENTINES WHAT THE ACTUAL HELL? I DO ALL THIS AND LOOK FINE AS HELL AND ALL I GET IS PEACH GIVING ME CHOCOLATES AS A CONSOLATION FOR BEING SINGLE STILL. I'm livid 😔

Since everyone wanted me to stop stealing Peach's account I finally have my own now y'all bitch asses can't escape me 😘 xoxo