Trump:“I asked the president, Could you get me some of those seeds for the Rose Garden? I’ve never seen roses so big!” #1: Xi's title is 'Chairman,' not 'President.' #2: There is no Rose Garden.(Trump killed it). #3: How soon after Trump returns home will those rose seeds be planted at Mar-a-Lago?

OK, cancel my order of Jell-O, substitute it with a platter of sautéed brain worms and a side of raccoon penis, fried.

It's no longer Cukoo for Cocoa Puffs. Trump's new slogan? BONKERS FOR BUNKERS.

Last year, former FBI Director James Comey found shells on a beach that spelled “86 47.” He photo'd them and posted the image online. Now Todd Blanche plans on prosecuting Comey. Next up: DOJ to arrest a 5 y/o who pointed to a picture of Trump and called him a cockey-doody-head. Details to follow.

This! The difference between a zero and a hero....

Omg, watch this! www.youtube.com/watch?v=EZmX...

So glad that King Charles had a chortlin' good time with his pal, Donald McDonald's. And since they got along so spendidly, I'm sure Donald finally agreed to give Charles all the unredacted Epstein files that the UK has repeatedly requested but been denied, right? Or did Charles forget to ask...??

Must-see! 11:42 to 18:25=Trump's insane comments about the "really attractive" law enforcement men to his referencing a TV star from a show that made its debut in 1955(!!) to his comments to Nora O'Donnell, where she gave us a perfect gotcha moment, catching him right between the eyes. Chef's kiss!

"King Charles' state visit to the U.S. is set to start on April 27. The four-day trip will see Charles and Camilla enjoy a state dinner at the White House." Why make the trip? Don't they have McDonald's in England?

Garbage in, garbage out.

Anyone surprised?

It's astounding how many people Trump has appointed, saying each one is "highly respected"and"very strong"and"from Central Casting"- and then, when they no longer serve his purpose, those same people become "low IQ," "weak" and even "insane." It almost makes it hard to believe anything he says...

OMFG!!! He is the devil incarnate. There aren't enough vile words in the world to describe the depravity of this man's soul.

Somehow, information about his poll numbers dropping as fast as a pedophile's pants must've gotten through to Trump, piercing the bubble of lies he lives in. So he, in all his wisdom, came up with a plan to fix that: Alienate the 50 - 70 million Catholics in this country! Yeah! That's the ticket!!

So Jesus had time to bleach his hair and spray it into a perfectly coiffed shape, in between dealing with the loaves of bread and the fish and stuff? Amazing! However, there's an obvious error with this version. *This* Jesus wouldn't have his hand on the man's forehead; he'd have it in his pocket.

Trump doesn't use the word "but" correctly. To the astronauts: "You have a lot of courage. I’m not even sure if ‘The Great One’ would want to do that, to be honest with you. But you have a lot of courage doing what you’re doing, a lot of bravery and a lot of genius, but they’re very proud of you.”

What could be more alarming than the recent removal of about 20 of our most senior military leaders (during a war!) who were uniquely in a position to stop Trump from staging a coup for the purpose of interfering with or totally stopping the November election? Stop him NOW!~

Nauseating, the hypocrisy of this guy - how the holier-than-thou Hypocrite-in-Chief couldn't be bothered to attend a church service, even on Easter Sunday but had time to write a vile post, instead. He's the most evil human to ever defile the office of the presidency. IMPEACH. IMPRISON. IMMEDIATELY.

Bob Dylan perfectly described Trump years before Trump was Trump.

What will desperate don do next? False flag? Martial law?

@thechurchofthemoon.bsky.social AWESOME!

Blast from the Past: In the middle of an important discussion, Mike Pence discovers that the thing resting on his right thigh is actually his own hand.

Wonder why Trump had Bondi ride with him in the Beast, on the way to hear the Supreme Court arguments? Two reasons. First, to set her up to feel her own importance, so the fall will hurt so much more. (Cruelty is his thing). And, more importantly, to make sure his conversation couldn't be bugged.

GOP = Gang of Perverts

Beyond frightening.

Solidarity from #Scotland. 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇺🇸 #NoKings

Congratulations, Bill. Now the left AND the right can't stand you.

How long before Trump claims the protesters were "paid actors" - all 9 million of 'em?

If you still believe that Epstein hung himself, I have a bridge to sell you...

"You can ask me anything you want. You can talk sex... Whatever the hell you want." How about pedophilia, Donald? Can we talk about that? How about the Epstein files? How about...

What will happen this November?

Hey, Donald-You might want to drop "Sleepy Joe" from your insult list given that YOU doze off every day, on camera. The fact that you still use this old (and dare I say, 'tired') put-down convinces me that, well, you actually ARE cognitively impaired (even if you can tell a camel from a cockroach).

Nice to know Cheeto was so happy Mueller died. What a POS! 😡

Tomorrow will be the first day of Spring! My heart clears its throat, preparing to sing.

This is stunning interference. The document I’m after literally says “unclassified” at the top. The investigation it details is closed. Given Blanche's close personal ties to Donald Trump, this reeks of a continued coverup to protect key names in the Trump administration.

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In a plea deal in 2024, Smirnov admitted that he had not only completely fabricated the Biden-Burisma connection but that it was conjured with the assistance of at least four Russian officials. trib.al/XPWuqC1

Guess who said this today? "The President of the United States, Gavin Newscum, admitted that he has learning disabilities, dyslexia." Then he added, "Everything about him is dumb. I’m all for people with learning disabilities, but not for my president.” Yeah. Can someone tell him?

Andy Borowitz: Rubio in Coma After Falling Down Stairs in Ill-fitting Florsheims --------------------- Maybe that's what happened to Ivana!