Achieved my lifelong dream of jumping the MTA turnstiles

ur tellin me this mpeg 4 visual.

wow I didn't realize how awful gps is in big cities

this like that one episode of downtown

Shittr app I haven't updated in 5 years finally broke

when I was in middle school I wanted google glasses to cheat on my spanish test

I'd be unstoppable if I didn't have to worry about time or money or having a body

they should make capacitors with infinite life.

what happens if you use the round part of the wafer

who up late on mattkc forums

Yippie I finally have a printer!

they hate to see a man get whimsy and have fun in front of a webcam

lets go to Albany.

A love so strong...

truth bomb nobody ready for

they're making a new girl named alice.

hold on I'm going through a tunnel

Heaven University - bcdedit class

Is the Microsoft Office Ribbon causing people to have fewer children? A provocative new working paper explores the persistent drop in birth rates since Office 2007 was introduced nearly two decades ago.

they should make hard drives that are Fast

hello welcome to my website with a fancy login page that breaks every password managers fill option

Did y'all hear? Thee 9 is Up.

they were saying poser in 2023 now they say larp

HI

I wish phones had square sensors on the back camera so you could record landscape without holding it sideways

to the people who wanna record modern movies onto vhs tape can you at least stick to the bit enough to make a proper pan & scan?

And I was like

The world used to be interlaced.

Finder genuinely has the absolute worst copy tool ever, if it encounters any issue there's no option to skip or try again it just gives up on the whole copy no matter how many hours you spent waiting for it to finish. Just wasted an hour on this cause it couldn't read a single image

y'all will never understand how much of a nightmare screen recording was before hardware encoders became prominent, always getting warnings about your cpu not keeping up and having to resort to (often cracked) fraps just to record gigantic ass files with ffv1

they'll execute you for trying to theme modern windows. a guy just can't catch a vibe anymore

I hate that the most frictionless way to transfer files between computers is to just spin up a webserver on it

I was going to post something but I forgot.

brand new diner serves coke the normal way

I was at my friends the other day and he found a tick in his bed as we were gearing up to head out O_O

Fuck you

turning the aircon off to empathize with the British

when that one friend makes an ig dump with digicam photos and throws in one pic from their phone and it looks like overprocessed oversharpened garbage

one day they'll invent retainers that don't gravitate towards the trash can the second you take your eyes off them

I took a really good photo with my iPod touch in 2015 but I kinda wanna gatekeep it

how it felt driving downtown in my friends car blasting caramelldansen in 2019

performance evaluations are the eating disorder of the job market

a chromebook I bought my grandma for $70 3 years ago goes for $220 now what happened to everything

I kinda have to pee #LiveTweet

Gun to my head if I ever have to buy an svhs deck

the kids in elementary school who would flex how long they went without mcdonalds were actually kinda real for that

HI

Repaired my washing machine and now the gfci outlet it's plugged into trips at random 👀

every time this kubuntu install fails i'm going to take a shot