Between nuke threats from Iran towards Jordan (where family is) and chunky tornado risk, today is definitely a Monday

Nana opening the droolgates

beerus never destroys ANYTHING when we’re both working and the whole training has been such a blur that I don’t even know what I did right LOL

School of cannibals

Never in a million years did I think I could train this level of self control

two cats, unaware of a jealous punk in the background

Governor of Alaska declaring oct 14th as Charlie Kirk Day, what is this FUCKINGG timeline

Found the cichlid fry again and he’s definitely one of the smarter ones

No way I just saw a baby cichlid in my tank. How the hell is it still alive

Watching true haunting makes me wonder if they would love my haunting story, but I have absolutely no proof of it because any time weird shit started happening, the cameras would conveniently stop working ever. Time.

No offense but the way Hasan handles his dog in an abusive way, in front of a bunch of people on stream, tells me he’s all performative virtue signaling

God I love vindication, especially when it keeps coming

Next year I’m growing a lot more sunflowers because the stalks make great chews. They’re like free bully sticks 😆

For every shrimp that is seen, there’s probably 5-10 others in that aqua jungle

So thankful that now, when I hear a firecracker, my instant reaction isn’t “wow was that a gun???” because back in anchorage… 90% of the time it was a gun lmao

Is this the equivalent of fish pms because once a month, like clockwork, this one particular fish goes on a RAMPAGE before and after laying eggs She’s so mean she doesn’t even let the only male yellow lab fertilize them, she would rather eat them lmao

I have NEVER seen a praying mantis in the wild until today and she was huge

The cat who gets mad and hisses at me if I get up while he’s laying on me

“nOBoDy wAnTs t0 woRK LOL” meanwhile I can’t even get hired for a temp job

Scent work is the easiest and funnest way to tire a dog’s brain out but it also tires MY brain out trying to think of more challenging hiding spots, she keeps solving them all too fast lmao

Meanwhile I can’t even feel comfortable on a memory foam mattress

never imagined I would be saying things like “NO FUCK DONT EAT THE CAT BARF NOOOO!!!” but here we are, as a dog owner

Watched 28 years later and I am forever scarred by giant floppy zombie dick constantly flopping around and oh my god it was flaccid but GIANT WTF

They say when one door shuts, another opens So theoretically with the hundreds of doors that have been shut on me, I should eventually find hundreds of open doors? One day????

How to prep a peanut butter container for the dishwasher with one easy step

nice

Wild monkey in a dog suit

I play path of exile religiously because I can roleplay as someone that actually makes money

Do you know how HARD this is for her

Job market is pure hell, theres literally no jobs and when I do get an interview, I fail them all because I just can’t play the part of Normal Human Being

Stubborn, hard to pull weed? Make the dog do it

All natural living weed killer

derpy derg

huntrix simply does not miss or quit✨ i'll have prints of this illustration up on my shop soon!

A calm good morning from this aquatic plant producing oxygen: #AGoodPlace Source: www.reddit.com/r/oddlysatis...

Got over the first adolescent raptor phase hump, enjoying the chill moments while it lasts lol

Act 4 in path of exile 2 is 10/10 because there’s a boss who’s shining boobs will literally kill you if you stand in their presence too long

This guy’s colors are finally starting to come in!

Nothing in life gives me joy except my pets, friends and family, and path of exile league starts

Found her hidden bone stash buried underneath her blankets in her crate lmao

Dude I don’t have to pull weeds out with all my might anymore. I can just tell Beerus “hey, pull this weed out” and she’ll do it. My back is saved

It begins 😑

By far still one of my favourite paintings. #bg3 #durge

Full offense but using chatgpt to determine how to do the most basic care of a special needs dog should be an automatic refusal

Anders to make myself feel better 💚 #DragonAge

I swear I was feeling another onset of that depression episode again, so I decided to take a mild ice bath aka a dip in the cold pool I am sorry to report that cold water does indeed work

Peeing in peace is a foreign concept under this roof

Take this guy away from me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! #dragonage #anders

Get yourself a dog so they can slurp up the cat barf at light speed before you have time to react

“i have to use AI because i’m bad at drawingggg 😭😭😭”