Orc boar riders for Warhammer Old World. Part of a big commission lot all painted like the fighting Uruk-Hai of Isenguard. 19/92 painted, so so many more to go.

"The underlying purpose of Al is to allow wealth to access skill while removing from the skilled the ability to access wealth."

Finished my Sin Eater for Trench Crusade. I was overthinking the base for ages and then I remembered I'd put my War Wolf's tactical rock afloat on a lake of blood, so big hungry lady gets to wade through that too.

#MaidDay PsychoDoll maid for Maid Day <3

Deadlock's Lady Geist as Helga Sinclair from Disney's Atlantis for @anuxinamoon.bsky.social 💚 #deadlock

A daft Trench Crusade homebrew Glory item for the Court of The Seven Headed Serpent: The Elfir Rifle. While the Ophidian rifles might employ odd tricks of hell to make trickshots, the Elfir is full opposite day. 2 Glory for a bolt action rifle that hits when it misses, and misses when it hits.

Current commission progress. 3/92 Orcs painted. This one might take a while to get through. I've got a Reaper Minis Wizard set to arrive in the mail that I'll be painting White to stand in for Saruman.

First part of me latest commission, customer wants these plus another 40 orc arrow boys and coppa boys painted up as fighting Uruk Hai under the banner of the White Hand of Saruman. Gonna be a fun one I think.

A very much work in progress Sin Eater for Trench Crusade. Bloody gruesome, love it. Had a spare cherub from Warhammer and a spare imp from Kings of War and figured I'd give her some company.

Digging through my phone and found the first ever painting commissions I did some 4 years back. All for same customer who were a little worried he'd mess up the centrepiece characters for his ork and Tau armies. Is fun looking back at older work. Do hit us up if you in the UK and want lads painted.

Previously on Battlestar Gallactica

The Slithering Bishop for Kings of War Champions. I'm fond of the armour, the sculptors did a cool job making it mimic scales.

Working on some Demons for Kings of War while I'm between commissions, trying to practice painting lava and fire.

The problem with Trench Crusade is alass, thanks to a few donations from a mate cleaning out his pile o shame, a complete collection of the base factions is tragically achievable for me. I fear I'll be hounding that same mate to print us off some pilgrims and grail knights when I get back from hols.

Concept art for a Praetor of the Court of the Seven-Headed Serpent (Trench Crusade) Commissions open! Support my Patreon! Links in bio!

Oi UK nerds! Any you lot need minis painting? Commission painting is my second job rn and helps pay the bills. Me rates is cheap, my bits box is big (free conversions with any order!) and I do discounts on bulk buys. DM me if you need a splash of colour on your tabletop. #warhammer40k #dnd

Showing this to so many girl things all of whom have gone woof or yay or some combination thereof

The Flayerrrrrrrr #ultrakill #mindflayer #robot #robotgirl #art #digitalart #fanart #videogames

Salute was expensive, any commissions you can send my way will be very helpful!

Average GITS cyborg: aghhh my eyes have been hacked!! my brain got a virus!! reality is nothing but suggestions fed to me by a sinister mastermind!! Motoko, expending 1.7% of Japan's defense budget: F cup. No wait, G. They must be big enough to put the fear of God in them before I pull the trigger

This episode was great, now it's worse #TheAmazingDigitalCircus #tadc #ytp

Painted a bunch of Fyreslayers from Warhammer Age of Sigmar that my client wants as Slayers for warhammer Fantasy battle. That's 32 miniatures finished out of the 100 dwarves in this commission.

You can give a character an unforgivably overepowered ability, but especially should if they're a little stupid. It's my favorite.

Warhammer nails. Night Lords. Using up spare transfer sheets.

Oi! Any warhammer nerds in the UK need minis done on the cheap and on the quick? £10er a head for squads and armies. See attached for an example of recent work.

Seconded! This is one of my secret favs that my partners unlock only after they've watched Giorgio Moroder's cut of Metropolis.

Me when I see repeat commissioners in my dms

I worked out a use for all my spare chaos space marines transfer sheets.

be bad at your new hobby who cares

No sooner have I finished my painting backlog then my mate with the 3d printer what sorted me for trench crusade has gifted me his painting backlog. On the proviso that he can play with these toys if he ever comes visit, I am now the proud owner of a lot of ruins, trenches, and baroque soldiery.

My other Trench Crusade warbands I mostly painted last year. First up is Heretic Legion. All 3d prints of the official minis with a Hell Knight as my priest. Some small conversions here and there for extra pouches. Kinda want to paint up a Sin Eater and a Chorister for completeness' sake.

Finished my warband for Trench Crusade :33 Can't wait to give them a try on the table.

Another Trench Crusade miniature from Westfalia! This one is a Phosphor witch matriarch. Bigger than the usual artillery witches. They've got some neat homebrew rules as a mercenary for Westfalia's transhumanist cannibal heretic sub faction, the Cadaver Corps. Her kids can pass her more bombs :33

Hoohooheeheehaha. Yeens and witches from Westfalia for my second lot of Heretics in Trench Crusade. Just got a few infantryman and a big witch left to paint and that'll be the warband. Love the sculpts.

Some finished and work in progress stuff for trench crusade. Sculpts from Westfalia.

Recent stuff for Marvel Crisis Protocol for my usual customer. Nebula and Gamora in the MCU style, and then some custom colours for Echo, Ronin and Tigra.

I have painted another Sabretooth. I have yet more sabretooths to paint cos I've got the official weapon x one tucked away on my painting table too.

ALSO THIS

X men fanart for a character that doesn't exist. A Cerebro episode on either Nate Grey or Stryfe made a joke about there being no think version of Stryfe and I was compelled to make an Age of Apocalypse version of Stryfe. The Dante to X Man's Vergil. The Shadow to his Sonic.

Finally getting some more paint on my heretics. Westfalia's beautifully sinister "Cadaver Corps" have some neat rules for trench crusade and I'm hoping to give them a go Monday. My honour forbids me from playing with unpainted minis so I've thrown on a couple of base colours for now.

50 rotting vikings painted for a frequent customer of mine and patron of the arts. The new Warhammer chaos Marauders have a fair few fancy details on them. So many skulls and severed heads and severed hands. Going to take a lil break from commissions and paint some more heretics for trench crusade.

To get the vibe of Trench Crusade imagine this guy

nice of valve to put silver's e621 tags below her name

Painted a mini of Sauron while listening to @cerebrocast.bsky.social 's episode on this goofy dinosaur boy. Have fallen madly in love with Cerebro as a show, just sells the love of comics so well and the Sauron episode has such a delightful shared familial glee. Highly recommend checking it out.

Exodus for Marvel Crisis Protocol with a bit of a different colour scheme from the usual for him. Commissioner wanted red and black and gold and I asked if I could give him a creepy gold mask, to which the answer was an enthused yes.

Have I put jolene cuck swing here?

One of my upcoming commissions/the fee for said commission. This time the interim period between painting someone else's minis and buying my own has been wholly obliterated. Looking forward to painting more marvel crisis protocol

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Storm and a Sabretooth for Marvel Crisis Protocol. Gonna paint Sabretooth tomorrow. My mate with a 3d printer (one of em, different one to my trench crusade friend) has an etsy if you fancy either of these or other quality prints of fan made sculpts. 5 stars from me. alchemistsvault.etsy.com