here's my trainer card if anyone wants it

to the man who lives in my building, gave me an up and down, noticed my arm was in a sling and specifically shut the door behind him after pretending to hold it open til I was past the automatic door button... im going to fucking get you 😭😭😭

someone's definitely using this for weed

got to the fighting game tournament and they told us the volunteers set us up a spot in the venue where we can store my wheelchair, on the comfy benches, with a power bar 😌✨

whenever I start thinking about the part and the iris out csm movie opening where they reference the first ever animation i nut in my pants just a little harder

if i still used reddit i would be going through my own personal 9/11 currently

whichever writer for dispatch that coneistently chooses to put robert robertson iii in situations where he's shirtless... thank yuo....... ...

starting my own coffee chain where they make all tasty fancy little instagrammable drinks but we actually stir them for you

something I've learned while living in an apartment for the first time is that when you fart full force in the bathtub, the people below you can hear

i bet on losing farts

hey man do you wanna play jackbox? yeah we're playing one of the drawing games. oh yeah guy who self flagellates over how bad he sucks at drawing is playing. yeah it'll be fun. oh the guy who only makes cum jokes is here too

nurse chom has no idea what to do with more than one sick human so she's been running back and forth between laying on top of me or yuzu all day.

do you guys like my extremely normal king halo build

not tall enough for the peephole. humiliating.

the kind of sinus infection that gots you going aaoiuugbhh and making old man noises to clear your throat

long line! we had to weave thru the entire thing with my wheelchair and it was like a roll of shame LOL. also we won some trivia and a cool person in a cosplay claiming to be a water type trainer gave us some water type stickers

best i've done in chanme yet! my whacked out mile taishin got me pretty far. used the statues ive won over the course of the period to 4 star curren<3

wish my body's response to stress wasn't peein out my butt

hello surprise live now. playing yunyun syndrome demo! twitch.tv/cleohatena

i had a dream i was struggling to post "pronouncing oyakodon like South Dakota" because I was so tired but knew it would take off. why did I think it would take off.

CANNN YOU TAAAAKE ME HIGHERRR. TO A PLAAACE WHERE BLIND MEN SEE

perfect blue in 4k restoration on a theatre screen was a religious experience man my peanitz is on fire

allowing ritz bits into our home turns me and yuzu evil and gluttonous

when friends casually imply they've been learning about your disability 🥺

your teens are for getting into really cringey memes. your 20s are for rejecting and cringing at said memes and those who enjoy them. your 30s are for sharing memes even cringier than the ones you liked as a child.

how i feel after filling in last minute

working on growing my nails / quitting chewing them out for the second time ever and im really proud of my progress but they look like hot ass 🥀

New Yoshi game finally

comm for @cleohatena.bsky.social ! ✌️

i had a dream last night that @liwfie.bsky.social and knee were obsessed with sending this meme to everyone that i have lovingly recreated for her after waking up this morn

go see toxic avenger immediately

almost literally every kids movie trailer before nezha 2 had furries. all of them except demon slayer.

when i was a kid, my dad always referred to the RCMP as "mount mes" and it sounded so much like mounties that I thought that was just what they were called

🎉🎈 YOU'RE INVITED !! to my FOUR 4️⃣ YEAR STREAM ANNIVERSARY !!!! 🥳🥳 ill be dancing, singing, and celebrating all day !! LET'S PARTYYYY ‼️‼️💖💖 #vtuber #gyaru

yuzu was talking to smeef and going "do you even know what a beaver is? have you ever seen a beaver?" and then pauses and goes "let me show you" as he pulls out his phone

back to back rainbow gates on my free scout. no wonder i can't seem to pull any SSR cards.

VISA CAN'T HANG UP ON YOU UNTIL YOU STOP TALKING. YAPPERS, THIS IS YOUR TIME TO SHINE. Talk in circles! Loop back to the same points! Take a minute to "remember" a word! Your goal isn't to change their minds, it's to keep talking for as long as possible to waste their money and clog call centers.

so what did you do to the peanuts

thank god i demoted back to class 4 team trials. i don't even care about the carats. class 5 was a warzone.

give him 10 more followers

⬅️ guy who's a resident of their new province now

( pickle surprise voice ) cleo surprise.

Today is the HALF ANNIVERSARY of "Yet Another Killing Game" 🥳 Just 6 months ago, our newbie #indiedev team joined the ranks of published game makers 🙌 To everyone who supported us, thank you for having faith in our game, and here's to another 6 months of getting more people into k*lling games~ 🥂

It was only a matter of time, but Canada has joined the censorship bandwagon with Bill S-209. Sign the petition, call your MPs, raise hell. www.change.org/p/stop-bill-...

every made to order drink should have the option to come sealed like bubble tea... c'mon..... lemme toss it in my bag.....

I made a customizable vtuber model! (sorry for repost, wrong video...) also, for the opening it's $20 off! #persee #Live2DShowcase #VTubeStudio 🔗: 🛒 VGEN: vgen.co/softmode/pro... 🛒 Ko-Fi: ko-fi.com/s/e95440d28a 📚 Docs: softmode.paper.moe/vtuberassets... 🗣️ Support Discord: discord.gg/5z7w2g8SAG

I USED TO HAVE HORSE DREAMS UNTIL I FOUND OUT THERE WERE OTHER WAYS TO RACE