im looking at the backs of heads of people and bobby hill and mclovin are standing next to each other off-blue shirt and everything

mira won't kiss

SPONGEBOB AND GARY AND HERB MS. PUFF SPONGEBOB AND PATRICK AND SANDY AND PLANKTON AND youtu.be/QxU0eHnQjo8

to me its so hard to believe wayfoward interactive made an adventure time game and its a zelda 2 clone for the 3ds like how is this real

I have diarrhea Have a good day!!!

man the "as featured in" campaign from micdonalds was fucking stupid in concept but i kind of fuck with the like packaging design they did for it. the box should just say THE 10PC CHICKEN MCNUGGETS in big bold text good enough bro

we don't have any forks get ready to learn chopsticks buddy

why the fuck would they make a microwave that *doesn't* assume you're trying to enter a time when you start typing on the keypad?? new microwave downstairs has a separate "cook timer" button and the top half of the number pad is dedicated to some unspecified presets when you don't press that button

#washing the dishws like a real #cinnawomon

you know this different environment is really helping me break out of sitting around and using social media all day. i can like, tell it's boring

this is the bullshit ""quesadilla"" it has beans and cheese and eggs and pizza sauce

oh my God why won't the stomach acid calm down I took these like Pepto bismol pills it didn't do shit

that pokemong arduino

UUUGGGHHHHHHHHH IM PIRATES THE WAY I DONT WANNA DO SHIT

hot tamales are like bombs

mah brain go numb

the industrial funny fucking chemical smells aren't gone yet fuck dude

I've blocked so many YouTube channels that YouTube is giving me playlists and Movies and TV

omfg those people woke me up at 4 in the morning arguing

why do all the electronic devices always have red lights on them! when i turn the lights off its scary they should make it lavender instead

why am I getting like... suicide related vids in my recommended? Google? fuck you?

I think it's pretty telling how I found it easier to escape from the mess than clean it

man I am not fucking responding

i keep thinking about the hypothetical someone said in some yt video that IBM PC gaming would've been so much better if someone just released a "gaming card" that would add famicom adjacent video and audio output, and i just keep thinking about PC software interfacing with a Nintendo PPU and 2A03

man, ykw, it's so weird none of these futuristic mixed reality headsets have been successful yet. microsoft farted out the hololens and it barely even worked, apple tried the hardest they have for anything in 10 years making the vision pro, meta's quest pro i dont know much about...

I feel like I'm smaller than I was and I'm a bit concerned about that (smaller referring to my whole body) I can't tell if I'm making it up. I remember someone asking if I've lost weight...?

i feel like i am a person that most people could not imagine being in a relationship; for example, how the fuck do people like Ordinary Sausage or L.A. Beast have CHILD BEARING WIVES... i feel like its not unlikely people see me that way because like listen to the things i say

Sometimes life is Beavis and Butthead and sometimes it's a horror film - Sade

(tmi) watching "trying to eat three pounds of pop rocks" with a buttplug stuck in my ass that wont come out SURE IS SADE

ugh god, i think i waited too long to eat. i feel like i'm passing out more than i'm falling asleep. i did eat some good breakfast so im kinda confused

that steak? that steak Slay Minion?

something something miyamotp plok

"dbus". "gbus dbus".

Jesus even trying to lay down feels like I'm trying to flatten my stomach with a rolling pin. I wish I could take a Pepto pill but I'm afraid it would probably trigger my gag reflex. one of the last things that I want right now.

my stomach is in a state right now where I can't tell if I need to eat or if I need to let it rest

do you think anthro cats that wear skirts have to bind their tail to their back to keep it out of the way

man im still sad my yobo fc3 plus is broken. i hope that there's something simple i can fix

(tmi) i think im cranking the soulja boy too hard it has like this odd minty numb sensation

sketch that i kept open in ms paint

was thinking about maybe getting pizza for later and i typed "ebay.com" into the searchbar

shitty ass burrito bowl

oh god my fucking stomach is like half fighting for its life right now, start praying

Floating Point Golf Association

again

it's been 5 hours can these bitches stop fucking screaming

don't forget folks! my saushage in the dark!

OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH LOOKS LIKE YOU CAME OOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

youtuber: "all the roadblocks, and pitfalls..."

I was initially gonna avoid it entirely but it was streamed in a VC I was in and man that was, a video. it was that.

pro tip. eat BEANS.