So I had food poisoning last night, the new cat has hidden herself away and I haven't actually seen her yet, and its only 10 o'clock hows your day going

Noticed this in the list of attendees to the Labour Conference released to the press but quickly recalled within seconds perhaps someone should ask for a comment about it from @teamlabouruk.bsky.social

Does Sexuality matter if nobody wants to kiss you?

Sane people this week

Kind of hope Donald Trumps dead because the alternative is seeing a month of AI The Shining homages saying HERE'S DONNIE

There's been a lot of talk about how Bluesky supports Gender Criticals and is desperate not to offend J K Rowling so it'll be interesting to see how they react to the following post The collective name for a group of TERFs is a F***doodle

There's something truly horrible in the way J K Rowling uses her billions to destroy Trans Women by claiming Cis men pretend they're women to attack women, this is just as ridiculous as banning Gorillas because someone in a Gorilla suit punched someone in a pub once

Yes War of the Worlds on Amazon Prime is that bad

Seeing Trump go mad about how the worm in his brain told him Kamala paid Beyonce $11m to support her just reminds me that Elon Musk said $1m to random people so they'd vote for him and he just thought that was how democracy works

ASTRONOMER has released the following statement after recent events regarding what has been referred to as Coldplay CEO

The difference between me and an incel is that after posting a story about flirting by asking if "have a good dsy" is sarcasm because its raining heavily and having them look at me like I'm an idiot is that an incel would use the hashtag #DieBeckyDie and I use the hashtag #CueSarcasticViolins

A couple of memes from todays Pride March in Glasgow, will make more tomorrow

If anybody in Glasgow knows a transgender person called Sky he left his ear buds behind

Just sat in the sun reading a biography of Sartre while someone sings Sexusl Healing while playing the theme to Postman Pat on a harp

Am at that annoying stage of anxiety and depression where I'm constantly hungry but just don't feel like eating

Good to see we've got past people who've never seen a vaginas in the wild discussing if that's really the vagina of Lorde on Twitter stage and we're at the People who've met people in the sun discussing the actual songs on the album she just released stage

The only real thing to say about the US and Trump striking Iran today

Meanwhile in Glasgow today it was nice enough for the WEEKLY Free Palestine rally to go ahead, this barely makes the news which is a shame

If I'm honest I'd describe my sexuality as Quantum, some days I want to kiss that attractive man, some days I want to have sex with that sexy woman, but I'm ugly so nobody is attracted to me, in the end whether I'm gay straight or bi has never been tested or decided, & it probably will never be

Secret of the Day: I enjoy the reaction people have when I say my Blood Sugar level was 104, which is the why are you still alive level BTW

Just had a dream where I miss my creative writing class because I fall into a diabetic coma in the street and wake up at half one to find everything stolen, am keeping this as Plan A

Meme of the day

An obvious meme for Pride Month

It's 2 days into Pride month, have "Women's Rights" campaigners decided which LGBT statue/display/poster they're demanding be removed to protect children yet

I need to be in a relationship so that next time I change colour and spend a day in and out of consciousness they call an ambulance as I really can't be trusted not to just think my anxiety is flaring up again

It's starting to hit me how close I came to kidney failure, hospitalisation & death. if they hadn't checked my cholesterol & discovered how bad my undiagnosed diabetes was. it was at the one day I'd be eating cheeseburgers and a big bag of sweets and a few weeks later they'd have found my body level

So far today I've won £11, got a negative on a bowel cancer screen8ng and stir fried a salad

Got my results back, as expected no signs of bowel cancer

Picked up 2kg if Quorn Chicken nuggets for £1 at the pantry so will probably kill for a steak by next week

Presumably all those media channels reporting in Gary Linekers tweets will also be reporting when their experts in Women's Rights like Maya Forstater and Sharron Davies tweet something quite horrifically homophonic as well

Suggestion for the UKs entry for Eurovision 2026, hire a performer with enough experience and self confidence to say "this song is a piece of S*** please replace it with something music fans will enjoy listening to"

There's nothing quite like sitting in the sun in a Paisley park listening to half an hour of live opera

This week in "Is Keir Starmer a F***wit" he tries to explain the difference between a Return Hub and sending Migrants to Rwanda

So there's 4 fire engines, 2 incident units and an ambulance at least at an incident across the street so if Johnstone is in the news tomorrow all you lucky people get to see exactly where I live

In his latest book A C Grayling says that Governments don't Govern for the people they Govern for the people who voted for them, with the latest Migration crackdown Keir Starmer appears once again to be Governing for people who will never vote for him

Just spent 20 minutes getting a phone scammer to look up the account in the Bank if Narbua for a Mr Twat Trump

Trumps putting 100% tariffs on worldwide movies, because in his head $200m budget movies made in Europe that needs to make $500m to make a profit should be forced to pay $400m and need to make $1b to make a profit, and this will keep Anerixan jobs (Vast over simplification for illustrative purposes)

True story: was sitting in the sun reading a Salmsn Rushdie when a woman stopped to talk to me, when she asked me what I was reading she explained that that morning she had dreamed she was reading Salman Rushdie and we talked for a bit. This is normal for me

Is it weird that people who haven't seen me since the late 80s still recognise me

Right now both Labour and the Conservatives are declaring they will work to follow the guidance on Trans identity and ensure that everyone in the country obeys the idea that Jews aren't German

Spent all day having an anxiety attack and being unable to leave the house

Left the cinema after watching The Penguin Lessons and someone behind was genuinely complaining there was too much penguin and not enough politics

One morning Gregor Samza woke up from a dream where he was a cockroach to find to his utmost horror horror that overnight he'd become J K Rowling

A poem for the Transgender community this Easter Weekend called Tonight

A quick illustration about how ridiculous the Supreme Court decision on Transgender people is in the UK legally Person A is a Man and Person B is a woman

For those keeping up with Fyre Festival 2 the map coordinates on its website (20°38'07.0"N 87°03'30.8"W) seem to be in the sea of the coast and this is the description of the best tickets

Science is still undecided about whether they've brought back previously extinct Dire Wolves or just created normal wolves with really great hair

Todau I can't get a Gas Smart Meter installed because the Eletricity supply meter is so old it's incompatible with 21st century technology, them found an opened 6 month packet of apple pies behind sofa, then discovered PayPal won't pay anyone till I prove who I am It's still only 10 in the morning

Having read Rowlings view on Asexuality I have to ask, why do Terfs think Every time a man and a woman have a conversation the man is desperate to shag the woman, nope when I have a conversation with a woman, or a man for that matter, my aim is to have a conversation

Found this cute little thing in Glasgow