Today I had an angry old white guy flip me off, and then he pulled up next to me and yelled “your husband has a girlfriend!” Lol! Was that his best insult?😂

Do you know who is not worried about getting to heaven? Barack Obama, Joseph Biden, any of the bush presidencies, and even goddamn Bill Clinton!

Raise your hand if you had hundreds of silent stone, faced generals and other high ranking military officials refusing to praise Trump or clap at his big meeting on your bingo card for 2025!

Currently in the West Wing.

This just in; apparently boycott’s work and they work real well! Because Jimmy Kimmel just got his show back!

Shit is fucked up right now.

Well, the Charlie Kirk supporters are an insane bunch of people! Someone dug deep into my FB posts, took a screenshot and posted it onto the preschool. My granddaughters had previously attended to try to get me in trouble? They thought they were my employer? Bananas!

So, while debating over violent gun deaths, Charlie Kirk experienced violent gun death? Ironic.

Let us bow our heads and remember that Charlie Kirk gave his life for his beliefs.

“I think empathy is a made up New Age term that does a lot of damage“ -Charlie Kirk

Let the bells toll for Charlie Kirk. He took a bullet to defend the second amendment.

I can honestly say Charlie Kirk getting shot after saying that the second amendment is worth it is the cosmic karma we didn’t know we needed!

All of my thoughts and prayers for Charlie Kirk. Lol just kidding.

#PetsOfBlueSky 🐾🎉🐕‍🦺🐈‍⬛ Let’s see some pet photos or memes! This is a follow back party with pets! Repost

I wish the future was much like the Bills in the final two seconds of a game!

Well, it appears that the low IQ problem in Florida is about to sort itself out very quickly, starting with the youngest, most vulnerable citizens.

When did Access Hollywood become the new QVC?

I still remember that one time, when Barack Obama wore a tan suit and the GOP shit it’s collective brains out, oh, the good old days.

Question: you’re having a dinner party and you aren’t sure if anyone is vegan, how will you know? Answer: Oh, they’ll tell you, they will definitely tell you!

Rupert Murdock might be trying to purchase a spot in the afterlife with his “Epstein love letter’ but I for one think his redemption is on target!

I never heard of Andy Byron CEO of astronomer, but he looks like he’s the brand new face of FAFO🤣

MAGA is waking up with this Epstein debacle! I hope they are ready for the world’s longest most satisfying “we told you so “ ever!

Thoughts and prayers to the brave technician who had to do Venus Dopplers on Donald Trump! We should all honor their brave sacrifice.

I’m going to live my life like I want to make trumps enemy list.

Seeing Texas get the National Weather Service they voted for seems a necessary evil. Votes have consequences.

No National Weather Service, no FEMA, Texas just FAFO!😂 Sorry, not sorry.

You know that feeling you have when you realize the world is going to need to implode prior to any reset because of trump? Yeah, I’m there.

Pete Hegseth “PreZident Trump had the largest inauguration attendance period!”

It’s time to brace ourselves, because in six months whenever you turn on the TV or radio, we are going to have to listen and view advertisements from lawyers saying” were you, or a family member picked up and detained by ice? You may be entitled to compensation!”

Don’t give up hope, two white guys “my age” stopped me in the parking lot of an Aldi‘s and told me they loved my bumper sticker collection!

I know I’m kind of late with this question but what was up with the soldier in Trump’s parade fully camouflaged holding a drone up in the air that was weird.

Out: asshole In: IceHole

I used to just wake up every morning and think to myself “is he dead yet?” Now I also have to ask myself if he started World War III yet as well.

The MAGA’s are eating each other!😂

Nothing shows how bad things are right now more than the Dude Wipes commercials! Shit is so bad grown men can’t even wipe their own asses!

I can’t stop thinking that if Burger King just stepped up and offered Trump a job as their spokesperson, this shit would be resolved. Dude just needs a crown 👑!

🎶🎵Crappy birthday to him, crappy birthday to him, he belongs at the gym, with his cowardly bone spurs and three deferments PreZident Boo-boo feet wants a big military parade 🎵🎶

Hey, Trumplicans, I hate your guts and protest against you for free!!😂

I’m watching absolute garbage, like feeding my brain potato chips so that I don’t have to think about the actual news and it occurs to me, if you are a polygamist and three out of your four wives divorce you aren’t you the problem? #SisterWives.

One day, just like the flying toasters screensaver, trump will be gone.

All trumps tariffs are illegal??? 😂

Took a plane to Sarasota FL today, me and 35 other people….#Trumpeconomics

I did a very adulty thing today. I got an MMR “booster “ but the truth is, I never had an MMR to begin with. I did, however, have measles, mumps, and rubella. I also got a COVID-19 booster!

One day, trump will go wherever all the iPods went (junk drawer?) and nobody will ever look for him.