Hear me out, Prince of Persia game but instead of some boring quest about saving his kingdom or reuniting with a lost love. His pizza couldn't be delivered and he really wants some delicious pizza in a timely manner so he can vibe at home before he has to get to his 9 to 5 of ruling the kingdom.

If there is one thing to look forward to through all the chaos in the world you can always count on #WooperWednesday Post your Woops, Poops, Quags, and Clods!

Found this in the wild and I just wanna know why every one of these signs doesn't have a happy face on it I love this so much! ✨🩷✨

Ooooh shoot.

Spoken like a man found liable for sexual abuse.

THIS. SO MUCH THIS. Forget mundane stressful pressured conversation over a rushed cup of coffee. Lets go test out couches and mattresses in a furniture store together or get lost in a grocery store talking about shelf oddities. #friendshipgoals

Safety is a right and all rights should be respected! until we achieve this, they won't be allowed silence. #trans #transrights #protectthedolls

Abbe Lowell and I represent CDC Director #SusanMonarez. Contrary to govt statements, Dr. Monarez has neither resigned nor yet been fired. She will not resign. We have issued the following statement:

ICE Violently Snatched Brazilian Trans Woman Alice Correia Barbosa From Car in D.C.

Another little scribble today! Really wanted that dipped brush hair and cute spooky vibe #SamichDoodles #inkart #spooky&cute

✨ 𝙡 𝙞 𝙯 𝙖 𝙧 𝙙 ✨

Been working on more ballpoint pen doodles for shading, hatching practice, & focus on developing my own style of using shapes to form accurate characters. then decided to have fun when I saw an a e s t h e t i c o p p o r t u n i t y #SamichDoodles #aesthetic #inkart #digitalart

So like... Skibidi Genji when?

Love this! 💅✨ Let's keep their L's growing dolls! #TransPride #livelovefuck

Hey if you are feeling something today. Just remember it's #WooperWednesday And Wooper is always here for you! They are all you need! Just Wooper...

Ooooh, so this where all the MAGATS were saying our taxes should go! Gilding the white house to distract from dementia donny's skid mark of a presidency. Cause the loss of insulin, doctor access, and fed children will be worth it when he dances like SpongeBob in a gold ballroom. Hooray for us...

!~ATTENTION~! it is now Wooper Wednesday

"I love sluts" ~ Beavis 1:69

We need some kind of cis seeking lock on system and put it on some bedazzled mech so that the gay shit will never miss! ✨ Like Metal Gear Gay ✨

Welcome back to the... #DailySamich Today we take a look at a classic humbling Samich. One that is sometimes served by surprise and often at bars. A Knuckle Samich. Best served in defense or to Nazis, fascists, and the government. In that case it's a 10/10 (⁠｡⁠•̀⁠ᴗ⁠-⁠)⁠✧

ATTENTION it is now Wooper wednesday let's see them Woopers #wooperwednesday #woopah

Hehe ooops, silly me. ಥ⁠‿⁠ಥ

Our identities, Our realities, Our hearts, Our stories, Can never be erased. We stoke the Queer flames to warm the hearts of bigots, hoping they are capable of change. 𝓛𝓮 𝓑𝓸𝓷 𝓣𝓮𝓶𝓹𝓼 𝓥𝓲𝓮𝓷𝓭𝓻𝓪

Newsom on redistricting: The game has changed. They don’t even want to play by the same set of rules. *firetruck drives by with siren* Newsom: It is a five alarm fire for democracy.

Me too robot... ... me too

From the muck and the mire, a frenzied desire. Survival at the cost of current peace and peace at the cost of our present. I will sing into the ghostly dawn of rebirth serenaded by cracking of earth. I will sink into the wreckage with focus, awaiting to be cradled by the lotus.

MAGA should save us time and just admit they like gock already. ~It's what Jesus would do ✨

If you see this, I bet yo silly dry ass is dehydrated and I am gonna need you to change that... ...or else ರ⁠╭⁠╮⁠ರ

Welcome back to the ... #DailySamich Today we look at one of my favoritx Mexican samiches. The Chile Relleno Samich. Flavorful pepper, stuffed with cheese, covered in sauce, and FRIED. Everything it needs to be a banger! Plus a boost of fiber if you are a real one and eat the stem. Total 9/10 !

Tune in next time for World War III, and maybe Fanta will stop using dyes in their soda!? ಠ⁠︵⁠ಠ

Absolutely on point Rosie, what a beautiful and badass woman! Keep thriving 💅✨

✨ p r e a c h ✨

Welcome back to the ... #DailySamich Today we are gonna get a little nutty and puffy. Grab your epipens!, for the Fluffer Nutter Cookie Samich! Rather than putting the ingredients in between bread we turn the bread into cookies. Keep it simple stupid! This gets a stupidly delicious 9/10!

Welcome back to the ... #DailySamich Today we look at a staple of "everything needs to be cooked and I am lazy" cuisine. The Egg Samich, it's no yolk. So this Samich can be simple and enough or as complex as you need. Toasted with some cheese, spinach, and tomato more than solid meal! 6.5/10

✨ 𝑔𝒾𝓋𝑒 𝓎𝑜𝓊𝓇𝓈𝑒𝓁𝒻 𝓈𝑜𝓂𝑒 𝑔𝓇𝒶𝒸𝑒 𝓎𝒶 𝒷𝑒𝒶𝓊𝓉𝒾𝒻𝓊𝓁 𝒷𝒾𝓉𝒸𝒽 ✨ 𝑜𝓇 𝓈𝑜 𝒽𝑒𝓁𝓅 𝓂𝑒... 𝐼 𝓌𝒾𝓁𝓁

There are a lot of things rattling around in my brain with free vacancy, but one is particularly vivid and has been a craving for over a decade... ... I have never forgotten the taste of Vault and nothing has tasted quite like it since. We got Surge back, now give us Vault. chng.it/RDKmrm78qm

Cool art, cute ghost, great cause ✨🩷

Preach! 💅✨

He should try harder to not shit his pants in the wrong oval office before he talks shit on Trans folx. js. 💅 #FDT #ProtectTheDolls

Another heartbreaking domino to fall in this disgusting tirade on the LGBTQIA+. Trevor project received "stop work" order and they are shutting down resources through 988. If you have any LGBTQIA+ or POC family or friends. Please check in and support them. #ProtectTheDolls

These pseudo wolf bored white men with a mask and a Chris Kyle power fantasy should not have power like this. "When injustice becomes law, resistance becomes duty" #FUCKICE #FDT

My new favorite protest sign! Fantastic work!

No Kings!! Be safe. Be smart. Be Prepared. Most of all be there for each other, Our strength is together! #FDT #resist #protectthedolls

keep your fingies strong, we'll be tapping a lot.

We need more of this attitude in our government. Thank you Governor Newsom for standing with the people! ✊

You don't often find people who speak out about our heinous "Entry of the Gladiators" esque government quite like Jeff. You are informed while being gifted with the sinisterly verbose shade they throw at the record breaking turds in our colloquial oval office. #resist #fiftyfiftyone #MELTICE

My little queer heart is a glow ✨ 🏳️‍⚧️ 🏳️‍🌈 What a beautiful gift for Pride Month! #HappyPride #SelfCare

Welcome back to the ... #DailySamich Introducing a new category; Imaginary Samiches. Because sometimes 2D food flexes on irl food (looking at you Ghibli). Today we look at The Scooby and Shaggy special. No limits, the flavors are endless, chainsaw, and they always make it look delicious! 8/10