I got a new shiny :3

Simple things make me so happy. The fact that it was still light outside at 8pm. Eating strawberries and chocolate. Biscuits being a LITTLE RAT FUCK WHO WANTS INSIDE OUR KITCHEN TRASH CAN

“Featured” in MTG for the SECOND TIME (Kisses all of the pretty feesh ladies)

Goog and I just finished Centaurworld and it is far better than it has any right to be 😭😭😭 SUCH wonderful music, story, characters, and absurd shenanigans. Worth the watch if you have time!

You do not know true shame until your work call hears you whispering in a murderous, conspiratorial tone for your cat to “get the bug get the bug get the bug” because he was catching a moth and you were NOT ON MUTE

Pets are such wonderful silly things. I’ve been feeling unwell for the past few days, and Biscuits has been snuggling with me the whole time/ checking in on me and meowing until I respond to make sure I’m okay 😭

I call my fiancée piss pope ONE TIME -

Pucker up, Butter Cup - MAMA’S HUNGRY

Biscuits sitting by my feet when my hot girl tummy issues escape my bodacious behind

If you ask a Moody Rateur for directions…

Sunday Snuggles 💜

Me after seeing your browser history

This is how you do the "Bend and Snap Their Neck", right J Coolidge?

Stimky

Bark like you want it😤🐶 Clip from @/Spectresketches

Reminded of when I was called to my duty as a knight 😩

Ready to White Knight for a good cause? I'll be taking part in V-Simp's Hytale fundraiser for The American Heart Association to raise funds and awareness regarding cardiovascular disease. Help make a difference and join the chaos 3/1 - 3/7! We'll be hopping on tonight ⚔️ HUZZAH tilt.fyi/L6cqiR9SLL

“Me and the baddy I pulled by being a neurodivergent gremlin”

Get ready for some Visceral Vibes with Estrella Auritus as we play some Viscera Cleanup TONIGHT at 7pm CST 🦠🧤🔫

How I feel when Googy says something out of pocket while I’m eating my yogurt

Kog’Maw lookin ass (I would die and/ or kill for he himb)

We’re streaming at 6pm CST! WOOHOO!

The only slime I’m making today is in my sinuses 🙃 Community night instead of stream (heck my congested chungus life)

I Am making Slime tomorrow IT HAS BEEN FORETOLD

I’m still sick and we’re still basking in cozy vibes 😤 IT’S LITTLE WITCH IN THE WOODS today at 5pm CST. See you then, Flotsam!

Shai surprise 😳

annnnnd i was working on this again! I think its done! we raided out to @hunnycatt.bsky.social (her birthday tomorrow go say hi!!!!) and got raided by @celssun.bsky.social @lanisgrotto.bsky.social and @v4velcrow.bsky.social !

I've entered into the new year with a lot of ideas and hopes as well as (hopefully) the means to pursue them, the biggest of all being to stop considering "success" as a reason why I create. The weight of it is too much to carry, and I'd rather embrace joy than worry about accomplishments.

If he fits, he squidges into an amorphous blob and lumps inside of it (I too love being inside of a nice box 😩)

Happy New Year! Goog and I are welcoming in 2026 with a frightfully fun play through of Little Nightmares 3 👻 Join us at 2:30 pm CST as we try to platform our way to victory!

Hi all! 💜 After taking stock of my mental and a pretty abysmal level of burnout, I’ve decided to take this week and the next two weeks off to recenter, force my brain worms to touch grass, and (hopefully) come back rejuvenated and ready to explore more content creation.

When I’m minorly inconvenienced

Ahoy Flotsam! 💜 Because of the holidays, schedules have been (and will continue to be) a bit helter skelter. We’ll be having another ThursDave stream tomorrow, streaming on Sunday, and then off for a week of Holiday frivolity. I wish you all safe travels these next few weeks!

HE’S SO ROUND

I’ve been playing Banishers: Ghosts of New Eden while I’ve been sick, and the story/ characters are so wonderful and compelling. Kind of bummed that so many other large releases have prevented the game from getting the hype it deserves

Anyway have this mumbling video of momma baby snuggle time (the Dr is IN)

The need for dopamine while sick is real. The need for dopamine PERIOD is so real.

Hlep

Tonight we're going to close out the weekend with a chill playthrough of Little Witch in the Woods 🪄 Snuggle up, grab a cup of tea, and pop into stream at 5pm CST!

Robert, I do not like this wrapping paper I love it 😤

I’m tipsy and feeling romantical 😩

HAPPY THURSDAVE! See you at 6 🥰

All 5 Stages of Grief, brought to you by Cobblemon 🥹

Hey there ~ Swim here often?

I heard that you misbehaved during Thanksgiving, so it’s time for you to GET GROUNDED with the mod squad! Hop over this evening at 5:30 pm CST :3

His greed sickens me.

Happy Thanksgiving! I’m thankful for all of the wonderful people I’ve met and continue to meet throughout my journey as Undyne 💜 Hope you all have a day full of friends, family (blood or chosen), and delicious food!

It's Friendsgiving, and we're about to hop into Gobblemon~ EAT THESE BLOCKS, FLOTSAM