i hate when people call the lakers the gayest NBA team what about MY gay team

at 8 years old i could’ve told you who my closest cardinal was but JD doesn’t know

if the last five years cathy sounds TOO good it doesn’t really make sense that’s why they should cast someone mid like me

he lost the right wing grifters????

my solution to tanking 1. put the lottery odds back to what they were 2. stop being a fucking baby about it. it’s fine

eating snacks in bed and having a princess and the pea level sensitivity to laying on crumbs is not a good combination

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i don’t know how to dress cool in the summer my wardrobe is giving divorced dad on vacation

had the sudden urge to get straight bangs someone actually slap me

says something that i’d rather watch celtics hornets for the sixers seeding than put on the flyers game

if you tweet “don’t nuke iran” you’ve actually done more than most congressmen

8PM eastern daylight time???

if kyle kuzma is the most mature person in the room

now would be a great time for It to happen

deni is ACTUALLY the most unpleasant player to watch in the nba contrary to what you all believe

always can count on aaron gordon to make a clutch three

firing jamila seems bad good thing i am a tempo fan now (maybe)

nuggets if you lose to the blazers istg!!!!!

when you hear the artemis ii crew describe the moon it’s even funnier that every andy weir book is written like that

feels like i shouldn’t be looking at the moon’s backside like that i’m sorry ms. moon

lindy minutes

michael v pina saying jokic is the mvp wow water is wet

Chloeerinwallace on threads with the perfect summary of making a deal with a Chicago team:

if jojo cooks wemby again what then

if you can fire your GM right before free agency starts (presumably) you simply gotta

patient: I'm depressed I can't seem to make my team good dr.: don't worry the great clown Pagliocca is running the Sky make a trade with him patient: but doctor I am the great clown Pagliocca!

but i liked syndey as a coach don’t make him do both

feeling the warm sun on my face would fix me

don’t have issues with the angel trade so much as everything leading up to it

i’m a simple person i think of you aren’t at least an average defender at your position you shouldn’t be best in the world or mvp

being impossibly dizzy all day and then finally my head starts hurting. oh it was a migraine the whole time

i forgot lindy was on the spurs. sorry but you have to lose

down two scores and taking their sweet old time

sometimes jokic does look like hes a dad out there playing basketball with a bunch of children

jokic get back in there

i don’t really care what side of the bracket the nuggets are on if they can’t beat the spurs anyway

nuggets losing in the rainbow jerseys would be homophobic

as a hater i think luka should NOT be granted an exception bc he would’ve met 65 if he wasn’t suspended for getting too many techs

always been a geno hater since i found out he went to my dad’s high school

what do the flat earth earth think about artemis ii

julie the first toronto pick i know that’s right

JULIE????

we got that mri result back or what

feeling good about lakers dropping to the 4/5

i can’t get over derek klena as a savanna banana

game so lopsided i watched the pitt during the second half

clippers please

get ready to learn brooks barnhizer buddy

need the bluesky algorithm to be messier and show me some lakers fans tweets

lakers D so bad it actually looks like we have a competent offense outside of shai