is it truly a clean free skate if almost all the jumps look two footed or underrotated

my phone autocorrected “women’s” to “was men’s” that’s misogynistic

people connect with Alysa‘s Olympic programs because she skates to one song the whole time instead of three or four poorly mashed together

and that’s why you should give no fucks folks

almost glad i couldnt watch that game live because i would’ve died

the judges when a russian skater underrotates a jump

can’t KD complain about his coworkers in a 30 minute phone rant to his mom like a normal person

help mark cuban is talking about the wnba again

completely losing potable water on the day the CEO of our entire company is touring the plant, that’s what i’m talking about

is skating to the same warhorse like showing up at a dance in the same dress as someone else

nbc broadcast show sui and han you cowards!!!!

i saw someone post they liked women’s olympic hockey better because the usa/canada teams are evenly matched, unlike the men’s teams. but buddy the women’s teams are not evenly matched

nba all star is like do you want to support the guy who was in the idf, the guy who funds the idf, or anthony edwards

this is the funniest thing that could have happened

wanting to root for team world but not wanting to root for deni avdija

chet you should have jumped

KD a snake u don’t say

having the nhl players in the olympics makes it less fun for me. i don’t want to root for any of these guys

like actually how did i get water on the BACK of my pants while washing my face

back in my day they would rig the dunk contest results to get extra rounds

locked in on this curling drama

the paparazzi is corny tbh

my brain will never not think “biathlete” means “bisexual athlete”

guy who is a professional cellist and olympic curler how does it feel to live my dream

united states flipping at the olympics seems fitting

when i write fic i have to remember to use contractions so that i sound normal

i bet johnny can explain exactly what happened since he is a notorious choker

hes a better person than me bc i’d be crying my eyes out

extremely cursed event shaidorov deserved it though

they should just show ilia’s gpf free skate real quick so people understand what the hype was about

things preceding disaster

boy did he surprise us

christopher tin arranged this music and that’s why it slaps

jail for tara talking about ilia during yuma’s skate

ok but that fall WAS the ice’s fault

feel like i’m watching a car crash right now

i WILL be blaming the ice for adam flopping thank you very much

if you can talk through someone’s entire performance you simply gotta

retire chris paul number in okc

i actually don’t want to watch the men’s free skate i can’t take it

oh so everyone hates how hard the jazz are tanking but if okc complains to the league about it we’re the bad guys??? huh??? huh???????

very draining being the person at work constantly trying to get us to do the right thing

get rid of the draft for all i care. i’ll be fine bc i watch a team that has a good front office and good player development

it’s funny how every phillies fan’s reaction to the box castellanos article is “nick castellanos should be launched into orbit and that won’t be far enough away” and every non fan’s opinion is that he rules

what’s an isaiah joe got to do???

hope everyone who doesn’t like artificial dyes enjoys eating bugs

polina edmunds never beating the allegations

bock should do dancing with the stars but they dance together and just have a pro coach

if hudson williams can sing at all he WILL play maybe happy ending oliver

chloe kim should be for the girls