ㅤ “ 𝑦𝑜𝑢’𝑟𝑒 𝑛𝑜𝑡 𝑡𝑎𝑘𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝒂𝒏𝒚𝒕𝒉𝒊𝒏𝒈. " ㅤ

ㅤ fuckin’ wish i was ‘round retirement. i’m tired of this shit. ㅤ

ㅤ i be around. ㅤ

ㅤ see, this is what i’m talking about ㅤ

ㅤ not nearly as much as before. gets on my nerves sometimes. ㅤ

ㅤ she’s a pain in my ass is what she is. ㅤ

ㅤ mammon deez nuts ㅤ

ㅤ medium rare ribeye with cheddar biscuits, a side of popcorn shrimp and an iced peach tea. ㅤ

god, i need some head right now.

ㅤ mornin’. ㅤ

ㅤ btw they backcappin' ur ass rn. ㅤ

ㅤ nah, i'd fuckin' beat ur ass. ㅤ

ㅤ i'm sure y'all would get a kick outta it. pointin' and laughin' like "there's that demon with heart disease!" and i'd probably kill you. ㅤ

ㅤ do you know how absolutely fuckin' pissed i'd be if i was still prone to human illnesses? ㅤ

ㅤ pathetic ass chud thinks that'll work lmao ㅤ

ㅤ nah, it sorts itself out. ㅤ

ㅤ ( the punk had retreated to the fiery pits of hell soon after the alien's sudden appearance in glory city. they couldn't understand just how she found a way to traverse the multiverse. ) ( but that didn't matter now. she's here. she wants to kill them. and worst of all? - - ㅤ

ㅤ nah, i see you. i'm just seein' some scary shit right now, man. ㅤ

ㅤ demons beyond the hellish eye. ㅤ

ㅤ gah damn. ㅤ

ㅤ when she appeared all those years ago, everything changed. ㅤ

ㅤ ( cracking open a vodka seltzer. ) shit sucks. ㅤ

ㅤ soon as i started reading newspapers, i knew i was cooked. ㅤ

ㅤ yeah, alright. see ya later, i'm gettin' coffee. ㅤ

ㅤ what the fuck. ㅤ

ㅤ you call, i respond. just how it is. ㅤ

ㅤ i gotcha with both, mama. ㅤ

ㅤ rich comin’ from you. gimme four boneless and four traditional. half mango habanero, half cajun. don’t forget the ranch! ㅤ

ㅤ c’mon. we’ll get some shakes too. ㅤ

ㅤ yeah, no. i’m not gon’ joke about that. … want a burger?? ㅤ

ㅤ oh, fuck yeah. ㅤ

ㅤ i could eat a — ㅤ

ㅤ i’m hungry as fuck. ㅤ

ㅤᅠᅠㅤ ㅤᅠᅠy𝘰𝘶ㅤ loo𝒌ㅤᅠᅠ* 𝐧𝐞𝐫vou𝐬. ㅤᅠᅠ𝘾◝ 𝐦𝐞𝐫𝐞﹑﹑ 𝒊 d𝔬n◝ t b𝒊te 【 * 𝐇𝑨𝑹𝑫. 】 ᅠᅠ ㅤㅤ ᅠᅠㅤ ㅤᅠᅠㅤ ㅤᅠᅠ 🎨 -ㅤ @/arcedo.bsky.social !

ㅤ that's quite impossible, ally. ( they offer a reassuring smile, their lips slowly tugging into a smirk. they give him a light squeeze.) i can't die. ㅤ

ㅤ they’ve won plenty of wars. still winning, too. ㅤ

ㅤ wither- what the fuck are you talking about. ㅤ

ㅤ lmao 'sup vacant? ㅤ

ㅤ i don't really keep up with you guys, but hell yeah. ㅤ

ㅤ is that the loser chud son? ㅤ

ㅤ ( what should've been verbal responses were nothing more than gurgles of blood. their voice trying to retort, to say yet another snarky remark. their hands tightly grip the construct's wrists, using all of their inhuman strength to try and pry kamukura off of them. ) - - ㅤ

ㅤ it’s okay .. it’s okay. ain’t nothin’ i ain’t never faced before. especially 𝘩𝘦𝘳. ( soothing words soon become laced with a venom carrying hatred. a bite, albeit subtle, that would start boiling the punk’s blood. ) ㅤ

‎ ‎ 𝐇𝐞 𝐧𝐞𝐞𝐝𝐬 𝐭𝐨 𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐜𝐡 𝐁𝐮𝐥𝐥𝐞𝐭𝐛𝐥𝐨𝐨𝐝 𝐟𝐢𝐫𝐬𝐭. ‎ ‎

ㅤ ( crimson eyes cast a dim glow within an unknown alleyway within glory city. within the shadows, the heretic lurked. gazing upon the brilliant light which had encapsulated the city just moments ago. iron-clad boots thud against rain-soaked pavement, echoing through the sleepless streets. ) ㅤ

ㅤ ( reciprocating, wrapping their arms around xyr figure and pulling him in. holding him tight, fingers digging through ginger locs. ) it'll be okay, ally. i promise. i ain't gon' let anything happen. ㅤ

ㅤ c'mere, ally. ㅤ

ㅤ literal worst outcome ever what the fuck like i thought this pink bitch was stuck in the aether realm bro what do you MEAN she travelled through the fabrics of space and time to find ME?! ㅤ

ㅤ i'm in hysterics. ㅤ

ㅤ hey, so that's my arch nemesis. ㅤ