Biggest lie: Ad is hidden. You wont see this ad again.

A different Father's Day song. youtu.be/WOHPuY88Ry4?...

I'm so old I remember when diplomatic negotiations resulted in agreements or accords, and deals were a lower price on recliners near the 4th of July.

Springsteen is still the boss!

I know nothing, and I knew it all along.

Let's all turn our amps up to 11.

Waiting for a miracle. That's all you do as the MC in a very bad book.

How do I go about living my best life? I'd like to start immediately.

If i was in charge of a dog show I would make up a category for each one and award first place to all.

Disappearing used to be called kidnapping. Unalive used to be called dead. Is there a conversion matrix, decoder ring, or something to help us keep up with the trend of making everything bad sound more pleasant?

Give it a few minutes. youtu.be/Iyhj6TkjILI?...

11 A.M. today. The hour formerly known as noon.

1. Open up your favorite social media on your cell phone. 2. Lay it on a coffee table in front of you. 3. See how long you can go without picking up your phone. That's our problem.

So you are in a van with friends driving down the road.... youtu.be/shlpme4JYpk?...

So now they're bribing people to eat sour cream and onion chips?

Mood. youtu.be/Wo4fgAOiq9M?...

More discussion of a meme someone posted than two public servants and a dog assinated and two more shot multiple tines for political beliefs.

I pumped the brakes like everyone told me to, the pedal went all the way to the floor. Now what?

I can remember the 4th of July..... still tracks. youtu.be/fcTQCNntGEs?...

In yet another enormous transfer of wealth from the poor to the filthy rich, today I paid my homeowners insurance for six months. 😮‍💨

One lesson these ICE kidnappings reinforce is that you can't judge people by their appearance.

A neighbor has installed security cameras and has a cat in the window. It's real now.

We are all floating.

So they are doing away with pennies. I guess I will withhold my two cents until someone figures out a way to make change.

I want my two dolls for Independence Day.

Did you really expect the first 100 days of Hell to be pleasant? We are only in orientation now.

Did you really expect the first 100 days of Hell to be pleasant? We are only in orientation now.

Wow, I've got so many followers in the last couple of days I feel obligated to become an arrogant know-it-all and start a podcast with a paywall.

Gonna be one hellva Whitehouse Easter egg roll this year. Can't wait for pics.

Bluesky posts are beginning to read like satire. I am entertained but often confused. Like wait, is this real?

Blues Bros: There's really no excuse for not holding town hall meetings as long as there is chicken wire and 2 X 4's.

Karma was also in that group chat.

Last night, a pizza delivery van drove by with machine guns mounted on top. At first I thought it was a bad dream, then I watched the news.

Let's face it. Only Taylor Swift can save us now. We just have to wait until she breaks up with someone. 🫶

Kept getting notifications from my driveway cam. Finally determined a hummingbird was getting frisky with the camera.

How bad is it now? Southern Grandmas wouldn't even say "Bless their hearts." Yeah. It's that bad.

No one wants to be the 51st state right now.

I'm beginning to think he's really not a good businessman.

Doomscrolling? More like catscrolling.

Anyone remember Motel Hell? It takes all kind of critters to make Farmer Frank's fritters.

I need a getaway. Right now, the Abyss sounds good.

"Freedom is just another word" You laid it out, Chris.