Somehow I keep forgetting everything costs less.

Brody wishes a Happy Father’s Day to all the dog dads and human dads.

In my day, a President pardoning people who beat cops on video while storming the Capitol to hunt down members of Congress who had to be taken to safety would have been a bigger deal.

Preakness Day 1990 - Drunk all day in the Preakness infield Preakness Day 2025 - Watching dusting tips and tricks on YouTube

A palace in the sky for me. 2 dolls and 5 pencils for thee.

Maybe you don’t need to play 18 holes. Maybe 2 is enough.

Trump admin’s official response to the tariff pull back.

Another way to get countries to negotiate with you, other than creating chaos and tanking the stock market, is to call them and tell them you want to negotiate.

Look on the bright side. If you’re young enough, you may recover from this before you die.

1 thing I’ve learned from cop reality shows is that virtually no one has a driver’s license. Am I a sucker for having one? 🤔

All of a sudden, we’re worried about manners.

It must still be Day 1.

Brody is a rescue so we don’t know his exact birthdate but the paperwork at the shelter we adopted him from noted 2/24/24 as the date so we’re going with that. Happy 1st Birthday, Brody!! 🥳🎉

Here come the excuses. They’ll never admit there’s nothing to reveal.

Already Kash and Elon are fighting for position. Took 2 days.

Imagine if your own government belittled the jobs you made your career for them.

Saturday Night 1985 - Dinner with friends and drinking all night Saturday Night 2025 - Using phone in Dark Mode just for the heck of it

Here’s an opportunity for large scale resistance.

Start you day the Brody way

We’ve gone full propaganda

Everyone agrees government waste needs to be stopped. It’s the process that’s flawed and that is what people on the left are questioning. The right’s constant “They don’t want to find the fraud because they’re in on it” is ridiculous and disingenuous.

Hey kids, when we were young, half of our photos looked like this and we still had to pay for them.

We need someone to patrol the area but you have to do it while you lie on the cold, damp ground. Also, you won’t be paid. Brody: I’ll do it!!

A real auditor would not throw out statements like this in the midst of an audit. Especially without concrete evidence. The conspiracy theorists are having a field day using Musk’s biased, impulsive tweets as fuel.

Wow!! Nothing bat shit crazy has happened in over an hour.

Musk claims half of Twitter users lean left and half lean right. Sure. 🙄

Dry heals on the bedsheets is the fingernails on the chalkboard of the post-middle aged.

We’ll start the bidding at $25…..

Trump forgot to blame the Wright Brothers.

Remember when a romaine lettuce recall was our biggest problem?

Grateful the new administration turned on the sun today.

Amateur

The attempt to change the narrative of January 6 is the most Orwellian thing ever.

Brody today letting me know he’s had enough love and attention for now.

Screw the Blue. Back the Coup. (I’m Donald Trump and I approve this message.)

These people are coming to a neighborhood near you. The end of the suburbs.

Attention Walmart Shoppers: You are not going to like Trump’s tariffs.

Below: Popular social media influencer Brody and some old guy.

Didn’t Trump sign an Executive Order in 2020 to give 10 year sentences to anyone who vandalizes or destroys any Federal monument or statue? But you get less than 4 years for attacking law enforcement on Federal property?

Guess it’s Screw the Blue, Back the Coup

Inaugural “Ball”? Did she say “Ball”?

Update: This is ok.

The “Just Wait, It’ll All Come Out” crowd must be thrilled that Trump and the Republicans can finally release all the evidence they have on the 2020 Election, Jan 6 etc. He’d better not disappoint.

Today is the last Saturday with TikTok until next Saturday.

32° pre-owning a dog: “I won’t be leaving the house today.” 32° owing a dog: “Finally, it’s warmed up.”

REMINDER that if you weren’t able to snag tickets to the Rotunda swearing in, there are other ways.

Told Brody I was leaving to go to the doctor’s and he looked at me puzzled. Then, realized my mistake and told him I was going to the vet. Now we’re on the same page. 👍

I’m really down on social media lately. It’s now gotten to the point where its negatives far outweigh its positives. Thoughts?

More dogs, please.