Glognut got me fucked up

it should be illegal for any video game company ceo to do what Dave Oshry is doing right now i just want my blood bruh

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getting fine shyt full body laser hair removal for saint patricks day

Just learned 2026 is wine butter ass

recently learned that i am an earth elemental for a really interesting reason

yo my bro just said if you jerk off you gotta stop

today is the most jobless i've ever been i feel like i've been going insane i haven't even opened one game i've just been watching northernlion and periodically messaging the same two people

When mama says no dinner for the rest of time

just learned that i am an earth elemental due to my right hand

what if instead of things being goated they were the best soat (Shit of all time)

what if the minecraft mod Biomes O' Plenty was actually called Biomes O Plermpy

todat is Saturdat

spray paint $10

Its a canker sore kinda night

just ate a piece of color

plug sellin me a wipeout themed cart

They invented a demon that gives me irritable bowel syndrome when one of my favorite songs starts playing

the one thing i dont like about being a furry is that sometimes im added to a groupchat and there’s one dude who just loves to (consensually) casually sexually harass the people they’re closest to and it makes actually talking a chore Please shut up little fuzzfag

being high as hell always brings back a memory of me playing fnaf roleplay as a ten year old on roblox

I always knew i wanted doodads

Ever since i was a child i always knew i wanted to Pull Levers of Unknown Purpose and Tinker with Those Not To Be Tampered With

this shit is so hard

Its possible to buy this

dave blunts if he was in risk of rain i cant put down the gup

If you have a family member above the age of 50 you hate who plays solitaire you could put them on balatro so they die

my amazon basics Prescription Medication just made my ball sack rot away like a banana and fall off

Please ejaculate!!! this winter storm is serious

They dont want you to know that if you shower with Dawn dish soap you can harness the power to kill every god

If you think about it im like a clam with a lot of pearls . My individual body parts are worth a lot of money each

5 dollars at freddys

what kind of fucking last name is Greep

Me 9ulling up to Waffle House: bring out the pancakes too

Whats ur celestial body count

youtu.be/80ObHBDnxjQ ok

Does any one wwant to see a fish

Cart is starting "to give" expired milk

sharp darp carp tarp

hello black mold department let me have the whitest you got

Getting a call from 2

lethal company can be used as substitute to geek bar

Theyre touching me like a rock tomorrow

If i had a word itnwould be prith and it would mean to rotate yourself at the same speed as the nearest powered fan

2 or to

The biggest cracker you know listens to bands with baby voice singers

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