tonight we staying up till 1 billion o clock is that funny again .

What if it was the library of bubble and it was all bath tubs

pen15 was one of the best things to ever happen to online

A chill runs down your spine. The bell tolls for a klondike bar

Just got paid 88 cents to do nothing

no one appreciates bart and it shows

Over the course of this account’s active lifespan my messaging is going to become subtlety more and more political and it will make everyone follow me on 50 alt accounts which will make my post statistics reminiscent of those tweeted from an alt-right bot account on X The Everything App

Wordle 1,585 3/6 ⬛🟩⬛⬛🟨 🟨🟩🟨⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

imd oing the #MollyculeCchallenge its where you take 1 tenth of a molly

They should invent phones that don't sound horrible when making a call

New concept 800th world country lets run it up

my shower is telling me there is a buy one get forever sale on water

Whites: buy all the water in the wirld

i need artificial gravity for my room so i can nail everything down and sleep on the ceiling

feeling like brainstorm #LeftHanger

new bibby

Where Didn’t the cube go actually

She say she born in 2001 i say Before or after the tragedy

If you aint calling em roly poly what are you even doing

The guy who invented dijon m*stard needs to be sharpened and put to work as a meat pencil

Plum wine stabbing

They’re calling P. Diddy “diddy” 💀🦠

100 dollars

Almost done eating a 7 ounce bag of lifesavers gummies and i can feel it coming

eating exclusively bottled water challenge

0 anti oxidant diet challenge day 1

the people are nt fucking with my vision i need a prescription because the people arent fucking with my vision my eyes hurt

A WHOLE TERABYTE*!!! MY BAD!!!!!!!! FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You know its chopped when deleting old clips frees up half a terabyte

im like a sesame bun these days

Got drunk as shit and dreamed of sculpting a twitch clip in real time of one of my friends saying that a certain movie was "the most 1360 1930 movie of all time"

Im a piece of cloth today

drifit gondal

im like medusa if i turned chalk into stone instead

Old God “vacuum” will have our planets water displaced with the purest form of chlorine in 30 years

Air particles making me feel something that isnt there 🟪👀🟪

You mentioned Evil cockatiels in a post ⤵️ We’re going to Tame you. We

They should make spaghetti that you can eat

One Thousand milligram Vitamin C

(lying) IM NOT ON HEROIN! GIVE ME UNFUN! I HEART BANANAS! GLASS OF WATER!

they should make something out of nothing

they should make a planet out of plasma

solid > liquid

shoutout cinnamon toast crunch

They should invent a euthanization procedure that they only use on me and no one else

it's always around the corner

this don julio popeyes chicken sandwich will send an atheist to agartha