Rest in peace Breyten Breytenbach. "Yes he's quite a nice South African"

Our gate staff trying to say that a flight has been cancelled

Dear Passengers. Due to Airspace maintenance the SA191 service to Mauritius will be operated with a replacement bus. Passengers are advised to bring an oxygen tank and wellies.

Due to some dirty bastards on our Paris flights we request you follow all onboard signs.

Please remember your passport when you fly because if the immigration officers doubt you have a passport you will be kept out!

Good news! We are launching flights to Glasgow Anyone who is wearing a Burberry cap will receive a complimentary bottle of Buckfast upon boarding.

Our honest reaction when someone decides to complain.

We are happy to see Christmas markets opening in the UK, as a result flights to London are now 1% off!

Our fabulous social media team when it comes to complaints ✨

A member of our crew managed to snap this picture of croydon while on approach to London Heathrow earlier this morning.

We at South African are proud to launch a world first with our ultra budget class. Windows cost extra and bring your own seat!

Next time you disembark make sure to thank our highly skilled crew for getting you to your destination safely.

Our ground crew work very hard to get you away with a 6 hour delay. Please give them your appreciation.

Due to a volcano erupting in Cape Town, all flights until December 16 are liable to cancellation and due to government corruption half our flights will end up cancelled while we get dug out of bankruptcy again.