MAGA LIVez…. #RangersWIN

Combine no-no im the day I miss the no-no. SMH #Astros 🦷

@psr1973.bsky.social I'm glad to see you aren't dead SINCE YOU NEVER RESPONDED TO ME

Not joking: I can configure gas: it’s the teeth

Looks like we are fighting for teeth to maintain the sugar @dougdirt24.bsky.social @bobblakley.bsky.social

Remember what the #Mariners said about #Astros pitching?

‼️DV SURVIVOR‼️ needing help paying down a $700 Greater Western Water bill. We made it home safely, and I am taking over my mortgage while rebuilding my life. I got a job (SEE!) and I get paid monthly 🤍 Last battle! PayPal: www.paypal.com/paypalme/hug... GFM: www.gofundme.com/manage/zqgzd...

I am just said and need food and exhausted from champagne socialism....

Bad: Cubs join the 2017 Dodgers as the only teams since 1961 to have multiple 10 game winning streaks and a losing streak of at least 9 in the same season. Better: That 2017 Dodgers team cruised to the World Series (including clobbering the Cubs 4-1 in the NLCS) before losing in 7 to the Astros.

fan base does not understand redistributed fWAR…lol

The problem with Tigers - Orioles is that is such a great broadcasting crew on both sides. Who do I choose??

After a one-day reversal, Chris Taylor has now officially announced his retirement: www.mlbtraderumors.com/2026/05/chri...

Cubs lose again as Astros sweep series

Final: Astros 8, Cubs 5 Umpire: Bill Miller #MLB #Astros // #Cubs #HOUvsCHC // #CHCvsHOU Balls in the zone clips Strikes out of the zone clips Video may not be available immediately after the game

We didn’t trade the infield! SANTA DANIELLA CORREA! #Astros #Cubs

For the gas!!!!!

I’m not joking She actually asked about Taco Tuesdays when I showed her the tacos. And she knows that her Altuve is from Venezuela like her. I think we’ve flipped one. She knows I say Santa Daniela Correa when I swear…

Yo, @dougdirt24.bsky.social: neighbour wants to do Taco Tuesdays

they ruined my credittttttttttttt

they ruined my creditttttttttttttttttttttttt

they ruined my credit........

My psychologist just surprised that I haven’t tried to off myself. Aren’t we all?

Way too many people on LinkedIn responding to @dvr.bsky.social I see you will have jobs 😉

The thing with Bryan King is that the profile really should lead to softer contact, so seeing guys square him up today caught me off guard. He filled the zone for strikes all last year, which is why this outing felt pretty uncharacteristic…

RHP Alimber Santa will wear number 72. Last worn by RHP Nick Hernandez in 2025. #Astros

⚾ FINAL: HOU 4, CHC 2 W: Spencer Arrighetti L: Jameson Taillon SV: Bryan King Box score & stats 👉 https://statscope-eta.vercel.app #MLB #Baseball #StatScope #Cubs #Astros

Around The Farm: May 22 #Astros

Need electricity. At least the idiots won #Astros

Okay, it’s tacos tomorrow. Prepare the gas @dougdirt24.bsky.social

Poverty is not a lifestyle choice we’re not a 1980s homosexual as some people have inferred that a lifestyle choice is made by the people around you… at least this kind

I’m an #Astros fan, but we just generally laugh who has a…why would I hate another team except for the Rangers? Who just hate anyone that is not white or straight?

The White Sox were no-hit in eight of nine innings tonight, but they were hit three times in the fourth, and those helped a great deal.

Cincinnati #Reds MiLB Game Recap: May 22, 2026 - Patreon Edition -Adolfo Sanchez had a 4-hit night -Jay Allen II had a 2B, HR in a doubleheader -Jose Montero had 6K's in 6.0 1-hit innings -Iker Redona had 8 K's in 5.0 innings -Tyson Lewis homered www.patreon.com/posts/reds-m...

It’s funny because…nerds on LinkedIn

Final: Astros 4, Cubs 2 Umpire: Chad Fairchild #MLB #Astros // #Cubs #HOUvsCHC // #CHCvsHOU Balls in the zone clips Strikes out of the zone clips Video may not be available immediately after the game

Houston Methodist is getting healthier…

I’m exhausted from this bullshit, but at least Spencer I missed him. Dez messaged me to see how I was and was shocked.

I WIN! SPENCER B SP1 @dvr.bsky.social

Champagne socialist…

‘STRAYA @craighennigan.bsky.social

I'm at a conference right now and one of these bad studies with its bad estimates about human work choices has already come up. It's a fucking plague.

Jacob Misiorowski (6IP 3H 0R 1BB 8K) was dominant in the Brewers win over the Cubs while picking up his fourth win of the season. His cutter was our SP Pitch of the Day

This did not age well. Inevitable.

We have a gas situation @dougdirt24.bsky.social

I’ve been in four different environments on this app: no one else has moved or will ever have to. Champagne socialist.

Intellectual idiocy…this “job” is ruining critical thinking

Everyone is talking about the hot new attraction at Angel Stadium, Guy Spraying Bugs In Front Of Home Plate.