I spent too long trying to get the contact out of the eye I’d already taken the contact lens out of before I realised…. I think it’s time for bed

🤠

*sigh*

I still find it weird that people buy followers.

This is Millie. She is the voice of a generation. 14/10 #SeniorPupSaturday (TT: anglefishhh)

the one trick mods don’t want you to know

🦍

I see that Apple is still in its ‘Go girl, give us nothing’ era.

The 'SpongeBob SquarePants' episode ‘Band Geeks’ released 24 years ago today 🎸

It was a good day for the pump 🙂‍↕️

Spooky season is approaching!!!

In need of these

Every second video is a fucking TikTok shop Ad and I’m OVER IT

TikTok shop needs to be stopped

Hello from the office elevator 👋

I was ✨approved✨

Skinny legend ✨

Lynx Africa activates my fight or flight response

HUP

Was feeling risky and spontaneous so I booked flights for the end of the month without getting approved for time off and now the flights are in exactly 14 days and my request is still ✨pending✨

I have the urge to dye my hair again but I cannot 😭💔

Can’t wait to buy myself a proper little PC set up again.

Apparently there’s a Grindr party happening on one of the beaches near to me & I never got an invite 😭

I think about these often

It’s nice for a change not hating going to work ✨

Am in need of some grade A cuddles (with the window wide open because I’m a nuclear reactor) and binge watch some anime

😛

Capybaras on computers

Finally got my home office all set up ✨

I cannot wait to become one with my bed 😩

☕️

😜✌️

Nighty night 🌙

Ok now that I’ve actually got into Kaiju No 8 I will say it’s a lot better than I initially thought

What the actual fuck are those “Ad breaks” on instagram. Meta you’re building a fucking house on my last nerve

Thank god for straps I can still throw some weights around with a fucked up finger 💅

Sometimes I think I’d like to go to the beach but then I remember that sand is my mortal enemy.

Celebratory pints will fix it 🍻

Last day of work and I go and slice my thumb open

We movin and groovin 🏋️🕺

Nobody look at me, talk to me or breathe in my direction. I’m on hour 24 of no sleep and I cannot sleep for at least another 10 hours if I stand a chance of not getting my ass whopped by jet lag

God Ive missed Toronto

Trixie Mattel on a Aer Lingus Mother pride ad, we love to see it

I genuinely believe that there should be some sort of psychological evaluation done to be allowed to have an internet connection

Outer worlds 2 is being released on October 29Th MY BODY IS READYYYYYY😭😭😭😭

Started playing Ghostwire: Tokyo and it’s a lot better than I thought it was going to be