My fucking god 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

Ma’am I’m trying to nap here.

If I ever do a break up announcement online it's time for me to come off the internet

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Franzi Schimmer captured this Grizzly bear in Brooks Falls, Alaska just floating along, tippy-tapping down the river, browsing the salmon. Prior to hibernation, up to 40% of a bear's body mass is fat, which is less dense than water (~0.9 g/cm^2), so the murder-monster is also a floaty-boaty.

If there's any sugar daddies out there or just anyone rich that wants to buy me an apartment, I wouldn't say no xx

I feel like a lot of my life problems would be solved if someone just bent me into a pretzel and stretched me out

Are you really gay if your house isn't filled with faggy ambient lighting

Menty B's only ✨

Gyms should have a sprinkler system for people that commit PDA on the vicinity.

I can't be trusted to manage my carb intake so now it's no carbs for a week to see if I can stick to that 😪

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Heated rively truly has done something to me 😭😭😭😭

Heavy is the burden

Jim? Jim 🙂‍↕️

Ok you gagged with that one @bsky.app But focus on making this platform better plz xx

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@bsky.app gotta come out with some better features. Tis getting stale in here

I've 2 and a half years left before I get out of this place again. Cannot wait to be buying a one way ticket. ✈️

I don't suit being broke. It just doesn't fit my vibe.

I would rather drag my bare cooch across an Olympic running track covered in sand paper than do pistol squats

I constantly hit the save to collection button on TikTok with my fat fingers and I know that that people that get the notifications think I'm a freak but I swear it's an accident 😭

The sweet nothings they do be saying 😩

Someone invite me to a gay wedding, I wanna go to one

Happy Jujutsu Kaisen Day to all who celebrate

It’s amazing how daily life keeps finding creative ways to remind me that my arms are short

What are we painting today? #BobRoss

The rise of AI accounts on social media, especially on IG is just weird. People are using AI image generation to create a "person" and just posting pictures as if the generated person is real

Am planning for Sitges this year and I am v excited

The new season of one punch man was horrendous. Genuinely, what the fuck was that

Guess who forgot to finish off a report last week and it's supposed to be done for 10am tomorrow 🙋‍♂️ this dumb bitch

To all of the people that told me it wasn't a good idea, I'm sorry for letting y'all down 😭 The teemo troll vids that have been infesting my feeds got to me

Bear face on lock 🔒

Sometimes I just want to be feral on main but I gotta keep the goblin locked inside. Well at least just not let it out in public

To the men that lift in sliders I have question. Why???????????

I just ordered 2 pizzas for myself xx And also yes I'm trying to be skinny but I'll continue on that journey of portion control tomorrow

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Also add a holiday to that list ✈️

I'm in desperate need of a visit to a steam room and a hot tub

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I'm thinking about getting back into league of legends and I need people to tell me that's not a good idea

Need to get my car fixed but instead I’m buying a fold 7 and a new laptop. Car can be fixed later 🙂‍↕️

I’ve become obsessed with Sonic POVs, just a guy making some orders and I would like to try every single one

It’s finally time ✨

I am v excited for this 😩

Snatched waist … pending

Spotify have played games with me too many times, Apple Music it’s your time to shine don’t let me down

Every time I breathe I feel like it costs me money

I have a week that I need to take off before December and I wanna go somewhere or do something but everyone is being dry and unavailable 😭