I would like to be drunk on a beach making bad decisions 🍹

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Who asked for group chats ?

I hate the word stinky

I listed 15 things on vinted, am I considered a small business now ?

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I would like a like a boyfriend with a big fuck off beast of a dog

Such a variety of wildlife when you put a watering spot

A sweet dog named Vanilla

I think as a collective we need to stop with the AI bear and size difference content plz. It's weird.

Booked my flights for Sitges today ✨

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Capybara Cuteness 🥰

Thanks to TikTok I realised I have a anterier pelvic tilt. I just thought that my ass was fat 😭

Deaf puppy doesn't notice when her human comes home, so he gets to wake her up gently and see her innocent excitement.

A happy boy enjoying the sunshine #Cat #Caturday

Gotta love Border Collies.

Anyone playing Mewgenics got any tips for breeding ? Am still early game on Act 1

10/10 notification from Grindr

Fizzy drinks taste better when they're flat and I will die on this hill

My fucking god 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

Ma’am I’m trying to nap here.

If I ever do a break up announcement online it's time for me to come off the internet

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Franzi Schimmer captured this Grizzly bear in Brooks Falls, Alaska just floating along, tippy-tapping down the river, browsing the salmon. Prior to hibernation, up to 40% of a bear's body mass is fat, which is less dense than water (~0.9 g/cm^2), so the murder-monster is also a floaty-boaty.

If there's any sugar daddies out there or just anyone rich that wants to buy me an apartment, I wouldn't say no xx

I feel like a lot of my life problems would be solved if someone just bent me into a pretzel and stretched me out

Are you really gay if your house isn't filled with faggy ambient lighting

Gyms should have a sprinkler system for people that commit PDA on the vicinity.

I can't be trusted to manage my carb intake so now it's no carbs for a week to see if I can stick to that 😪

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Heated rively truly has done something to me 😭😭😭😭

Heavy is the burden

Jim? Jim 🙂‍↕️

Ok you gagged with that one @bsky.app But focus on making this platform better plz xx

@bsky.app gotta come out with some better features. Tis getting stale in here

I've 2 and a half years left before I get out of this place again. Cannot wait to be buying a one way ticket. ✈️

I don't suit being broke. It just doesn't fit my vibe.

I would rather drag my bare cooch across an Olympic running track covered in sand paper than do pistol squats

I constantly hit the save to collection button on TikTok with my fat fingers and I know that that people that get the notifications think I'm a freak but I swear it's an accident 😭

The sweet nothings they do be saying 😩

Someone invite me to a gay wedding, I wanna go to one

Happy Jujutsu Kaisen Day to all who celebrate

It’s amazing how daily life keeps finding creative ways to remind me that my arms are short

What are we painting today? #BobRoss

The rise of AI accounts on social media, especially on IG is just weird. People are using AI image generation to create a "person" and just posting pictures as if the generated person is real

Am planning for Sitges this year and I am v excited

The new season of one punch man was horrendous. Genuinely, what the fuck was that

Guess who forgot to finish off a report last week and it's supposed to be done for 10am tomorrow 🙋‍♂️ this dumb bitch