tracen academy really needs a therapist

okay im finally getting around do doing agnes digitals career and i love her so much already

day 25 no orfevre. i got nothing done today lowk

fenomeno is so dog coded and calstone light o is so cat coded. they should kiss methinks.

I was gonna joke "not thoughts only run" but this demonstrates that *it wouldn't even have been a joke she's actually like that*.

i already really liked calstone light o but the more i see of her the more she rises up the favourites ranking

i think aurum and calstone light o would get along because theyre both incredibly silly and dumb as rocks

day 24 no orfevre. oh man where do i start? i did a symboli rudolf career and got a new high score (rank uc!!! 41,007 points!!!!!) then using the carats gained from that i pulled calstone light o (an uma i really wanted!!!) and then on global i got both agnes digital and tokai teio, AND i didnt+

the universe could do something really funny rn (give me orfevre on my next pull in jp)

i actually got calstone light o earlier today on jp (another uma on my MUST-pull list) so today has been very lucky !!! yippee!!!!

WOOOO I GOT HER!!!!! WITH 20 PULLS TO SPARE!!!!!!!

day 23 no orfevre. i dont know what drugs theyre putting in the carrots but ive been doing banger run after banger run. i got enough carats for a few more pulls and ended up getting transcends og outfit so guess i gotta do a transcend run soon

ahahahhaaha i finally used all 60 pulls i had saved up and didnt get a single 3* my luck is so atrocious

day 22 no orfevre. i had an insane agnes tachyon run on the hot springs scenario. unfortunately despite her s mile aptitude, shes built for long races. i’m currently trying to bulk up my team trials team, but after that i’m probably gonna do a bunch of back to back meno runs to grind bond points

all of my posts are threads because i never shut up. except this one, ironically.

day 21 no orfevre. did an oguri cap run so i could get another dirt racer for team trials (the only one i had on my team before this was haru urara 😭) that got uf8 rank and stats that could kill a global player. i got 2 10 pulls in the bank but im saving them for when i feel lucky

day 20 no orfevre. pulled haru urara alt outfit and did a career with her. it went pretty well and she got 15th place in the arima kinen!! thats second to last!!! very proud of her!!

day 19 no orfevre. finished yesterdays bakushin run with SS rank, pulled neo universe, and not much else of note

stay gold is such a deadbeat dad to me that it feels wrong to use she/her gshagsj

imo cygames leans way too much into stay gold traveling a lot & his name in hong kong translating to “golden journey” and not nearly enough into the fact he was called “the terrorist of the racetrack” for being very aggressive both on and off the track

ive almost got 100 pulls saved up for agnes digital !!! if i dont get her i will be a little sad

day 18 no orfevre. did a still in love career on the gardening/cooking scenario and got UF rank. been trying to do all the jp exclusive scenarios, right now im doing a bakushin career on the one with the disabled uma who builds a robot so she can run. also i saw someone with an orfevre ssr-

i think lia would eat whole bulbs of garlic as a snack

disappointing and a little upsetting that fenomeno doesnt have winning the soul as a song she can perform. she literally runs in the derby?? and she would slay it?????

day 17(?!?!?!!?) no orfevre. finished a sounds of earth career that was taking forever, pulled hotsprings ticket with fenomeno & didnt realize until the special event, and pulled wonder acute alt outfit on the current banner! overall very productive day outside of not getting orfevre

maybe if i started documenting the days like i did with doto i’ll get orfevre faster lmao

im sorry but dream journey seems like she was the kind of child to throw peanuts at the kids with allergies

oguri cap should be allowed to kill people who call her fat

whenever i get into a new media i get really into one character in particular and then go insane over them

its been 2 weeks since i started on jp and i dont even have an orfevre support card. have one of stay golds though so thats something

umamusume is so fun i wish horses were real

ive been checking which umas are liking which songs more often and it’s occurred to me that i have never seen orfevre like a song other than her solo

narita brian seems to have a lot of shadow theming, which is funny because the irl horse was so afraid of his shadow he had to wear a shadow roll to prevent him from seeing it

i am literally ONE SHOE AWAY from upgrade Fenomeno to max potential oh my god

the horses are infiltrating my dreams

the world isnt ready for umamusume x vsynth shipping

the incoming carats are starting to slow down significantly, but at least i already got one of the two umas i really wanted!

i just pulled narita brian alt outfit but for some reason my dumbass thought the silhouette was symboli kris s so even though ive wanted narita brian for a while, i was a little disappointed.

she wont leave me alone

i need this girl to either show up in my gacha pulls or stop appearing in every career i do 😭

i think fenomeno is my new favourite uma

im gonna pretend i didnt fail the fenomeno career i had been doing for 3 days on the second to last race

okay nevermind because apparently agnes digital is coming to global this month !!

this screenshot cracks me up so bad because she looks like the saddest most sopping wet dog ever

oh no

infinitely funny to me that the police officer umas birthday is 4/20

i cant stop shaking oh my goodness.. its her… the most gorgeous voice in the game…..one of the two reasons i got onto jp……. fenomeno………

finally getting around to doing doto career..

other umas: “i just beat the derby! our next step is the kikuka sho!” still in love: “i am losing myself. everyone knows im a monster. my trainer is getting sicker by the day. i should quit racing and withdraw from tracen academy to protect everyone i love. lets run in the takarazuka kinen”

i want to do a sounds of earth career but i dont want it to take 3 days like my still in love one did from of all the translating i had to do 😭