I finally got Orfevres casual outfit!! only took two months lmao

they should make the next trainee banner marche lorraine

if yohioloid was an umamusume he would be a medium specialty pace chaser with B long aptitude

apologies for umaposting so much today, the new scenario has got me very excited

apparently for the new scenario you only get 3 of the link umas to help you and unfortunately i did not get marche lorraine despite the fact i am training her father, but i did get red desire and holy moly she is more mentally ill than i thought

love the clear energy difference when im posting something way after it happens 😭

i ended up getting it anyway thanks to the anniversary free pulls! yippee!!!

i’ve only had marche lorraine for two dialogue boxes but if anything happened to her i would kill everyone in this scenario and then myself

big fan of casino drive so far. selling the american dream to a bunch of japanese schoolgirls 😭

to celebrate almond eye, here is almond eye

despite the fact that a lot of games i play are gacha games, i don’t seek out games like this nor do i particularly enjoy the mechanic, but rather a lot of games i find interesting/my friends get me to play just happen to have it 😭

okay i immediately got almond eye and three other 3* umas including another fenomeno 😭 i hope this luck carries on to the umas i want even more

giggling theyre so short they only take up half the screen

later today theres gonna be an update that adds a new scenario where your horses go to america, and some of the scenario link umas are ones ive been looking forward to their trainees (specifically red desire and lucky lilac) so hopefullyyyy they go on banner soon and my luck wont be abysmal

i have been informed that one of the revealed umas is a daughter of orfevre! guess i’ll also be pulling for her

eight umas were just revealed and i am 100% pulling for Rose Kingdom when she goes on banner

“completely” “irrelevant” to anything posted by anyone else recently. my favourite screenshot from umamusume

as far as i know, fenomeno is the most well-tempered progeny of stay gold. he currently works as a lead horse teaching young horses how to horse

stay gold is bigender but the genders are girl and 31yo divorced father of five

every time i think i have dream journeys character figured out, she drops some insane lore that throws everything i thought i knew out the window

stay gold produced some of the strangest little guys and i love *glances at his over 900 recorded foals* a very select few of them

oju chosan (on the left) deciding that going *through* the obstacle is more efficient than jumping over it

i will do nothing but long and medium specialty uma careers for a month then wonder why my sprint and mile teams suck 😭

i adore this photo of oriental art and baby orfevre. hes just a little version of her 🥺

my goat is washed

tbh I can imagine this as Hio and Ruby’s friend group doing a hear me out cake

close enough

i think i will start trying to post the irl horses more

happy valentines day

the horse in question btw

you know the hyperfixation is bad when you start infodumping to your friends about the irl horse

i have just been informed that red desire was one of buena vistas rivals so i must find the time to do a buena vista career in hopes of seeing red desire

i forgot to post that i pulled the sounds of earth valentines outfit two days ago!!

i kind of hoped red desire would release for valentines day but uma just announced who would and it wasnt her 💔

currently obsessed with this photo of sirius symboli in the rain. everyone look at him

how the hell did i get a streetpass 😭

i found my 3ds after many months who wants to be added to my tomodachi life island

im convinced that calstone light o’s father is miles edgeworth

stay gold in orfevres career is so funny. she gives you a necklace that gives you nightmares and then disappears for two years

umamusume released a list of which american theatres would be playing their movie BUT THE CLOSEST ONE TO ME IS TWO HOURS AWAY

they should release tomodachi life 2 tomorrow actually

i wanted sounds of earth :(

im feeling silly and whimsical so reply to this to get a completely arbitrary character assignment from one of my interests

a yohioloid who is so pathetic and loser-core that it loops back around to him being desirable

i should replay the visual novel that got me into visual novels (talpin university demo)

every so often i remember that a very popular gacha game has a knockoff of yohioloid as a playable character

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