What are you, out of your MIND!? NO— [Stopping. Deep simulated breath.] …no.

[Looking at him through her one eye like he just asked the stupidest question. Ever.] …no.

Very improbable.

[She’s going over some data.]

[Emerging from a portal, dusting off her clothes.]

⠀

Gut morgen, let’s get this science!

Gut morgen, let’s get this science!

Why does everyone seem to think I’m evil???

Hm. How fun!

Gut morgen, let’s get this science!

[She’s in her study, reading a book.]

It most certainly is NOT!

[Another simulated gag.] WHY!?!?!?

No, I WILL be a “meanie head.” My smell sensors are picking you up from where I stand TEN FEET AWAY.

I think if you’re usually this disgusting, you deserve to get got.

//I don’t have a big list of favorite games OR movies. Portal and Cars gang, Portal and Cars

//Ooooooh you should do it,,, they made my pfp and it looks so good ooooooooh

OOC : // Yknow what yeah. Hi. Hello (Only comment I'll make here is No underage muses for the shipping part because. She's literally in her 50s)

It… it ISN’T a compliment.

Indeed it is.

So his neck just… grew? Was he also a robot?

All sorts of things! It’s a very large facility.

It’s a research company, based out of Upper Michigan.

I… I don’t (hrk!) know who Rocksteady is… but you’ve got them beat a mile… [Did she just gag? Her? A robot???]

(CLANG!) [Did she just fall over???]

Oh, where are my manners? I am Doctor Alma, head of the Aperture Science Research and Development division.

You… you are… a confusing person.

[She just has the most dumbfounded look on her eye.]

I work off of electricity, as is the standard for most robots.

Well, we aren’t.

…I don’t think that I would.

Is there something the matter?

My name is Doctor Alma, head of the Aperture Science Research and Development division. It’s a pleasure to meet you, Link.

Very interesting… so how does that work, then? How do your bodies function?

Well, I am a scientist, for your information. Asking questions is sort of in the job description.

Yes?????

Well, the way my optic is currently processing things, you look like a little snowman and Jack-o-lantern. Surely, this can’t be right?

Yes… this is just how I look.

Ehm… I don’t think so? I’m just… not sure I’m seeing you correctly.

I can truly assure you, no costumes are being worn here.

…What cosplay do you think I’m wearing, exactly?

…Excuse me?

(Warning: 🔄ing may end up signing yourself up as a test subject for Aperture Science™️)

Gut morgen, let’s get this science!

//Alma sings either like this or like this. No in between open.spotify.com/track/3paX40... open.spotify.com/track/0iKl4l...

Are you… are you feeling okay?

Ehm… It’s just a standard issue Aperture Science lab coat.

What, you mean my lab coat? I’m flattered you think I can sew, but I’m afraid not.

…Costume? [The robot tilts her head curiously.]