Help me out. Simpsons character. Makes funny noises, but I don't think it's Charlie Callas. Sounds like fart noises, sort of. Driving me mad

Still unbeaten since she was born

Joel Schumacher wrote The Wiz? How is this new information?

Talk to someone. Anyone. Professional or friend. Just talk. Don't bottle things up. Don't stand on ceremony. Do shit. Do it well and do it for yourself.

Had a daughter last Saturday. Last six months have been pretty sleepless for both my wife and I. I think I remember that, but it might be an insomnia fueled fever dream.

Glad to see William Saliva has signed a new contract, but as we all know, contracts are worth bugger all these days. Just go on strike and you'll get a move. I should add, this isn't a slight on him, just football in general.

How to fill in the night shift with my new baby....

Looking forward to The Hamburglar telling us how he won the Ryder Cup on Monday, given he'll be on the stage to present/keep the trophy.

I realise an awful lot of design and marketing people were involved in creating this logo. I realise what it's meant to be. All I see is my face on the first night we brought Mabel home.

Hi @helenlohara.bsky.social, Posted this on X, not sure if you're using that You're probably sick of me saying how much you've helped me over the years via Empire, Movie Con etc Just to say, had a girl Saturday and wanted to say thank you again for keeping me sane. Mabel Elspeth West. 6lb 10oz

It hasn't happened yet, but Bruce Springsteen will destroy me. Absolutely destroy me. I'm still here because of his music.

Why does RFK sound like he's permanently sat on a whacker plate?

Bring forward the anti-christ, Cat-hulhu!

I'm 43 today I'm not fishing for birthday wishes, but I never thought I'd be in this position. Married for a year and a baby four weeks or so away. This might truly be the best birthday ever. Genuinely never felt happier. Things hurt the older I get, but this one is amazing.

Anne Hathaway's dress collection in The Dark Knight Rises might be the most erotic thing I've ever seen.

Super fucking Troopers 3, baby!!!!!

This is sad. Just watched both versions of Superman II over the last few days. Tower of an actor.

4K Teen Agent/If Looks Could Kill, anyone?

Define irony...

Looks nowt like him!

Rest well, Ozzy

Just had a thought that Hans Zimmer's autobiography should be called 'WHHHHHAAAAAMMMMP and circumstance'

Half of Manchester this morning.... #oasis #oasislive25

Current battle I'm having with the TV before I put my glasses on: Is that BBC One or 28 Days Later?

Holy potatoes, 28 Years Later was brilliant.

Rest well, Harris Yulin. I'm 99% sure you're not being BURNED AT THE STTTAAAAAKKE

Rebecca Ferguson. Rogue Nation. The opera scene. That dress.

That might be the worst European final I have ever watched.

Pep being magnanimous in defeat by having a pop at Dean Henderson. Blame VAR not the keeper, you weapon. Also, blame your team.

Remember when clubs feared Man City? Well done Southampton, despite ruining my acca

During the heady days of Little Britain, Tom Baker did the continuity one night. His pronunciation of "Bleak House" lives in my head rent free.

Pope Ye-Haw I

Well, it was nice to dream again. Hope Milan put 12 past them

@joannablythe.bsky.social Many happy returns, Jo x

Zookeeper! Zookeeper! Those monkeys are killing each other!

"I've asked Sean Connery to consult. He's the best consultant. He's been there and escaped..."

Warfare. Five stars. Feel like I've been assaulted. Magnificent film making.

This baby better be something special to beat tonight.

I urge anyone who is eligible to sign this

Authentification is not a word

I heard my baby's heartbeat for the first time today. Nothing can top that. Ever. Except may be hearing "2025/26 Premier League champions, Arsenal" Maybe not though.

That cannot be good for your health

Never doing that again

"Get a job you love and you'll never have to work a day in your life" I love fixing computers, but the rest of that statement is utter, utter horseshit

Adolescence might be the best thing I have ever seen on TV.

Also, if Canada invaded and took Washington, Oregon, Montana, North & South Dakota, Wisconsin, Minnesota, Vermont and New York, would you fight back or negotiate a deal to give them that land in exchange for Molsen and access to Bryan Adams & Rush? I'd assume fight back to regain your land.

I don't really do much politics on here, but my god, the Trump/Zelenski meeting yesterday was the most embarrassing thing I have seen in a while. JD Vance trying to play the hard man was laughable "Have you said thank you once during this meeting?" Fuck off.

Seems fairly one sided...

Influx of followers today. Thank you all. Hope you stuck around, as I'm dull as peas mostly 😂