📚 🐍 🧼 💀 #SoapMactavish #JohnnyMactavish #GhostRiley #SimonRiley #GhostSoap #SoapGhost

Ghost: I hate it when people ask me what I did yesterday. Ghost: I don’t know. I breathed a lot. Probably got mad at something. Sighed heavily. The list goes on… #SimonRiley #GhostRiley

Ghost: Johnny, please. Go to therapy. Ghost: I can’t be your husband, best friend, sex toy, Lieutenant, Sparring partner and life mentor at the same time. Soap: … Soap: Why not? #SoapMactavish #JohnnyMactavish #GhostRiley #SimonRiley #GhostSoap #SoapGhost

Overheard at exfil. Soap: Crazy how through all of this I’m still horny. Soap: The human spirit is truly unbreakable. Soap, winks at Ghost. Price: Johnny... #SoapMactavish #JohnnyMactavish #GhostRiley #SimonRiley #CaptainPrice #JohnPrice

He has his methods. #GhostRiley #SoapMactavish #JohnnyMactavish #SimonRiley

Overheard at the rec room. Soap: I wish Americans stayed on the TV, where they belong. #SoapMactavish #JohnnyMactavish

At the base gym. Soap: Today we’re going to focus on the strongest muscle. Soap: The heart. Soap * hugs Ghost * Rookies: ... Ghost: … Ghost: It's super effective. #SoapMactavish #JohnnyMactavish #GhostRiley #SimonRiley #GhostSoap #SoapGhost #Rookies

You know nothing about romance, Roach. #SoapMactavish #JohnnyMactavish #GhostRiley #SimonRiley #GhostSoap #SoapGhost #GazGarrick #KyleGarrick #RoachSanderson #GarySanderson

Ghost: I don’t have PTSD. It’s just the effects of the curse I have on me. Therapist: … Ghost: The curse was put on me by my parents and the British Government, but that’s irrelevant. #GhostRiley #SimonRiley

Soap: I’m on my fifth cup of coffee and my third all-nighter this week. I’m seeing the future. Gaz: Go to bed, you fucking moron. Soap: Your future doesn’t look promising. #SoapMactavish #JohnnyMactavish #GazGarrick #KyleGarrick

Valeria: Wanna get back together? Alejandro: Have you changed? Valeria: No. Alejandro: Okay, let’s try. Rudy: Hermano… #ValeriaGarza #AlejandroVargas #RodolfoParra

Ghost, pulling a knife out of his thigh: Thank you for the constructive criticism. Enemy who just tabbed him: What? #GhostRiley #SimonRiley

Overheard at the training grounds. Soap: Being short is so random. Like, why am I down here? Ghost: I could lick your head if I wanted to. Soap: Yeah? I can bite your ankles. Ghost: Awww. #SoapMactavish #JohnnyMactavish #GhostRiley #SimonRiley #GhostSoap #SoapGhost

Chicky nuggies 💕 #SoapMactavish #JohnnyMactavish #GhostRiley #SimonRiley #GhostSoap #SoapGhost #Ghoapbaby #GazGarrick #KyleGarrick

Overheard at the MacTavish-Riley household. Soap: I don't like getting up so early. I’m a night owl. Baby: All owls are night owls, dad. Soap: … Baby: You’re a regular owl. #SoapMactavish #JohnnyMactavish #Ghoapbaby

Soap: Hey, Simon. Are you an F5 key? Because your arse is refreshing. Ghost, unimpressed while writing a report: Are you a software update? Because not right now… #SoapMactavish #JohnnyMactavish #GhostRiley #SimonRiley #GhostSoap #SoapGhost

Texting: Soap: What’s missing? A, E, O, U? Ghost: I. Soap: What’s the opposite of hate? Ghost: Love. Soap: What’s the opposite of me? Ghost: Peace and quiet? #SoapMactavish #JohnnyMactavish #GhostRiley #SimonRiley #GhostSoap #SoapGhost

Just one is enough. #SoapMactavish #JohnnyMactavish #GhostRiley #SimonRiley #GazGarrick #KyleGarrick

🧼 🍕💕💀 #SoapMactavish #JohnnyMactavish #GhostRiley #SimonRiley #GhostSoap #SoapGhost

Price: We’re glad to see so many of you embracing therapy. Ghost: A few of you need an exorcism, though. Soap: Rookies, say hello to Rudy’s abuelita. #SoapMactavish #JohnnyMactavish #GhostRiley #SimonRiley #CaptainPrice #JohnPrice #Rookies #Rudysabuelita

Overheard at the rec room: Soap: There’s no breaking up in this relationship. If you get tired of me, take a nap. #SoapMactavish #JohnnyMactavish #GhostRiley #SimonRiley #GhostSoap #SoapGhost

Ghost: Is it still murder if I give them a heads-up? Soap: That’s called a threat. Ghost: Damn… Soap: I know. #SoapMactavish #JohnnyMactavish #GhostRiley #SimonRiley #GhostSoap #SoapGhost

Soap: How long are you going to be with the rookies? Ghost: 2 hours. Soap: I don’t like your tone. Ghost: I’ll be with you in 2 hours, my beautiful husband. Soap: 🧼💕💀 #SoapMactavish #JohnnyMactavish #GhostRiley #SimonRiley #GhostSoap #SoapGhost

Roach: Today, I'm going to teach you how to face your fears. Rookies, nod in approval. Roach: First yo- *Toaster pops* Roach: * screams * #RoachSanderson #GarySanderson #Rookies

Roach, holding a bottle: Is this whiskey or perfume? Soap, takes the bottle, pours some on the floor and sets it on fire: Soap, taking a deep breath: Perfume. #SoapMactavish #JohnnyMactavish #RoachSanderson #GarySanderson

Soap, resting his head on Ghost’s lap: Tell me I’m pretty. Ghost, lovingly stroking his hair: You’re pretty fucking annoying. Soap: Awwww. #SoapMactavish #JohnnyMactavish #GhostRiley #SimonRiley #GhostSoap #SoapGhost

Soap, angrily pushes Graves against a wall: WHY DID YOU KILL EVERYONE?! Graves: … Graves: Are we about to kiss or…? #SoapMactavish #JohnnyMactavish #PhillipGraves

Soap: You really are pushing my buttons with this, Simon. Ghost: Which one is mute? Soap: … Ghost: ... Soap: ... Ghost: I’m sorry. #SoapMactavish #JohnnyMactavish #GhostRiley #SimonRiley #GhostSoap #SoapGhost

Overheard at the rec room: Soap: Gender is NOT the same as sex. Soap: Gender is what you identify as, while sex is what I’ll be having with Simon ton- *Gets hit by a mysterious object thrown by Gaz* #SoapMactavish #JohnnyMactavish #GhostRiley #SimonRiley #GazGarrick #KyleGarrick

Ghost: I told you Roach would make it far. Soap: And you were right. Ghost: This catapult is fucking awesome. Soap: Me next!!! #SoapMactavish #JohnnyMactavish #GhostRiley #SimonRiley #GhostSoap #SoapGhost #RoachSanderson #GarySanderson

🧼 #GhostRiley #SimonRiley #GhostSoap #SoapGhost