You'll never walk alone, lad Unless you get beat and we all fvck off early x

"She doesn't mean to do it" Righto. No form.

Du jour

Good stuff here. Have been discussing this metric internally at club level for several weeks

Will never stop loving Richarlison. Ever.

Chaps not hired enough by football clubs with time to be on LinkedIn all day offering advice generated by ChatGPT to those outside football about how to get in. British politics level grift. Get yourselves on The Apprentice

Your Everton line up tonight: 🐌 🐌🐌🐌🐌 🐌🐌 🐌🐌🐌 🐌

Holiday recommendations pls, end of June beginning of July x

Today I have mostly listened to The Bridge - Billy Joel The La's - The La's Lost Souls - Doves

In my day I collected football data by hand. Bit of elbow grease, chaps I would say don't @ me but there's no need what with how things are #WhenIWereALad

It finally happened! 2026 - the year Cockneys realised it's probably best to switch the engine and heaters on before attempting to de-ice the car #ViveLeRevolution

🎯🎯🎯

Zinchenko been Everton's best player ce soir

Rediscovering that Perudo is in fact the greatest game of all time...

Finding all new ways to get battered at Ticket to Ride

Penny for a plan

Definitely recommend

Carcassone board game. Yes or no?

While the people whine about a change of Witcher, Season 4 actually makes more sense than the previous 3 #FollowTheBook

Traitors Absolutely smashing stuff

great piece from the always-great @pastpunditry.bsky.social and a welcome antidote to vacuous commentators whose historical memories seem to go back no further than the first iron man movie

Keepers love being in no mans land these days

Don't care how much of it is staged...Freddie Flintoff and co doing the Lord's work in Field of Dreams

This is one of the best football pod episodes of the last decade

Pleased to announce I'll be working with Burton Albion on the club's summer recruitment.

Honk. 💩

How does Nunez get a card for being taken out by Pickford? 😂

Take your stills and do one. Do you not see the danger? 😂

They're all out tonight. Won the ball ten minutes before making contact

I love Alaska: Homestead Rescue and I don't care who knows it

Things that annoy me... Finnish football accounts more bothered about Finnish players in foreign leagues than ones in their own domestic leagues

Patrick Thistle are really making me want to write something about running a football club.

Is it possible Beto isn't a smash it at him in the air from miles away striker? 🤔

Belter of a University Challenge episode

Took a moment there to admire Arsenals movement from the throw in, making it a pain in the, erm, arse, for the defenders

Here's to some bad reffing decisions against Arsenal. Chin chin 🍻

In the name of Everton being run like a "proper business" like everyone was hankering for, what's the consensus on keeping powder dry and not making any signings now so the new coaching team can concentrate on what they've got and make better judgements on what's needed in a couple of months time?

Everton forums are funny right now I'd do dis an I'd do dat, like

Brighton really trying to die on their hill Riviere = good

Has someone done a new football following list or summat?

When people write "Moyse" do they mean "Moysie" or can they just not spell?

Don't think Everton fans have seen much Spurs defending this season👀

Pickford clowning every time I see him this season. Clueless starting positions and decision making

Props to Spurs for shitting out of every tackle. Quite something.

The Championship is one of the leagues I've barely watched in a professional (or any) capacity over the years The style and quality of this game today if it's anything to go by is excellent. And better than the tripe Everton have been serving up for several years

Today I wistfully remember the magazines I used to love as a kid (no, not those magazines, Eddie) Your Sinclair, Amiga Format, World Soccer...

Yesterday I chatted with the @finnishfootballpod.bsky.social about my time in Finnish football. Take a listen: open.spotify.com/episode/7L7k...

Anyone got any Haaland contract takes?

Don't worry Tottenham fans...Everton next x