If the bro at the sauna would say drop the towel, the towel will be dropped

Finito

I am so lit right now on this sauna

Time for a trim

In this gym there are some members who id fool around in the sauna 💯

What the actual fuck? Meanwhile TN is just implementing a new map without letting people vote on it

They are remaking #Starfox … whatttttt

Swim session begin

$1K to install a new water heater … pass I’m going to do this shit myself

Post #workout recovery session

Another horny day

#cardio day zone 2 woooo #workout

I dunno how else to say “not interested”without sounding mean. This one dude at the gym saw my IG and thought it was an open invite for sexual advances and DMing nudes. Now he cuts his workout short to run into the sauna while I’m in there.

Blue balled 🫠

NGL I’m horny ATM, the right touch will make me explode

Well I read that situation very very wrong 🫣

I need new undies

Why is my handle invalid in Bluesky?

Pam Bondi, you deserve it

I have too much about clavicular, feel sad for him. He will become like that one guy who wanted to be the Human Ken doll

I’m all riled up at work today…

I’m thinking I’m going to get a buzz cut

It’s too early for the gym to be this full

I don’t wanna work tomorrow, tempted to call in

Workout complete … please clap

Summer is coming

Just interviewed for a new role

The lighting was favorable for the illusion

Chlorine in the hair #swimmer #speedo

I opened Instagram for the first time in a couple of weeks. 10 minutes on and I remember why don’t open it as often. That app is becoming rather boring

Sweat session

Where is the discourse around #onepiece live action season 2. I’m only on episode 2 and that episode almost made me cry

A splash in a pond #workout #swimmer #speedo

To restore the hour lost of sleep due to spring forward, I will commence the nutting process

Done for today coach #swimmer #workout #speedo

800 sprints post arm day workout 🫠🫠🫠

The perfect aesthetic

Time to begin the cut current weight 105.6 kg, 232 lbs, at 181cm, 5’11 #weighin

A meteor ☄️

Pool sprints done

Post workout pool sprints … really debating them right now

I got my draft back, time for rewrites

Acting president of Venezuela ?!?!? What?!

The appeal of a dumb phone is growing on me

Procrastination spell …

Before writing my paper I’m gonna spill brogurt cause my focus be lacking

You know being at work in a Sunday in fitted scrubs and horny will land me in HR for sure

I was so sweaty they slipped right off #cardio

I am #packer fan and after that impressive comeback I want the Chicago #Bears to win the #Superbowl

2016 vs 2026