Genuinely funny how as soon as it hits December we forget how to play football. Only season recently where December wasn’t a disaster was 22/23 & that’s coz there was a World Cup. We made up for that by forgetting how to play football for a whole season instead.

Malo Gusto scoring against you is probably a relegation worthy offence tbf

Estevao congratulations according to Nick logic you are now the second greatest Brazilian off all time.

BlueCo’s favourite song on the new Taylor Swift album.

Don’t talk about football much on here nowadays. The one area I feel for Maresca in is the CB’s. None of our centre backs are good enough to play without Levi next to them.

Hey Bluesky fam 👋 World champions baby! 🎉 pod.fo/e/2fb612

Hey Bluesky fam 👋 João Pedro more like Wow Pedro. Chelsea through to yet another final. pod.fo/e/2f7fd9

João Pedro more like Wow Pedro

Hey Bluesky fam 👋 João Pedro signs & plays, Palmer scores, Estevao shows us what to be excited about & Chelsea are into the semi finals & have a reunion with Thiago Silva. pod.fo/e/2f6379

Hey bluesky fam 👋 It took a very long time but it had a happy ending as Chelsea are through to the QF’s of the CWC with their best performance so far. pod.fo/e/2f1a2e

Hey Bluesky fam wave 👋 Delap off the mark, Benfica up next & should we progress a potential meeting with Estevao Willian. pod.fo/e/2eecfa

Hey Bluesky fam 👋 Some thoughts on Chelsea’s defeat to Flamengo. Talking Jackson seeing red again, Gusto continues to struggle & Andrey Santos’s absence. Plus a Mudryk update, preseason plans & premier league fixture release chat. pod.fo/e/2ea6c0

Hey Bluesky fam 👋 Some brief thoughts on Chelsea’s opening game at the Club World Cup. Talking empty stadium, players walking out individually, an impressive debut from Delap & more. pod.fo/e/2e6bfc

Folks on a scale of one Gianni Infantino to ten Gianni Infantino’s how much do we care about the Club World Cup?

Hey Bluesky fam 👋 Joined by @jefrota.bsky.social where we still pretending to be sporting directors in this Keep Sell Loan episode. In part 2 we decide the fate of Chelsea’s midfielders & forwards. 💙 pod.fo/e/2e4b32

Hey Bluesky fam 👋 Joined by @jefrota.bsky.social where we pretended to be sporting directors in this Keep Sell Loan episode. In part 1 we decide the fate of Chelsea’s keepers & defenders. 💙 pod.fo/e/2e3441

Hey Bluesky fam 👋 Joined by @tomcoley49.bsky.social for part 2 of our season review where we look back on our predictions, give out awards, discuss the Liam Delap signing & look ahead to The Club World Cup. pod.fo/e/2e1827

Been compiling list of players for Keep Sell Loan episode & I’ve revisited the list so many times adding players I forgot existed😭.

Hey Bluesky fam 👋 am joined by @tomcoley49.bsky.social for part 1 of our season review where Maresca, the players & sporting directors are graded. pod.fo/e/2dfc80

Hey Bluesky fam 👋 am joined by @tomcoley49.bsky.social for part 1 of our season review where Maresca, the players & sporting directors are graded. pod.fo/e/2dfc80

Hey Bluesky fam 👋 New episode with @carefreejam.bsky.social -Completing the set -Tale of two halves -Player ratings -Ghastly Gusto -Enzo & Caicedo step up -Cole Palmer show -Jackson’s redemption? -Sancho sealing his signing or a parting gift? -Maresca turns it around -And more pod.fo/e/2dbf60

The conference league is so tinpot I maintain that & it’s not really been much fun but fuck I’m so happy rn. Winning a trophy never gets old💙

Hey Bluesky fam 👋 New episode with @ptpcoyb.bsky.social -UCL nights are back -A mature performance -Player ratings -Toisin solid -Colwill’s great end to the season -Maresca 👏 -And more pod.fo/e/2da669

Crystal Palace & Ben Chilwell win a trophy before Clearlake’s Chelsea…

Hey Bluesky fam some pre cup final listening 👋 New episode with @jefrota.bsky.social -Awful game but job done -Player ratings -Reece’s moment of brilliance in a game devoid of quality -Cucu comes up clutch again -Caicedo immense -Picking a team for Forest -And more pod.fo/e/2d6a56

Hey Bluesky fam 👋 New episode with @tomcoley49.bsky.social -Through to the final -Abysmal first half -Better second half -Player ratings -Jackson sees red -2 wins from 2 needed for UCL -And more pod.fo/e/2d3ed0

Death, taxes & Chelsea losing with a whimper at St James’s Park

Watching this all time UCL classic then realising I have to watch Chelsea vs ur garden shed on Thursday 😭

Hey Bluesky fam 👋 New episode with @carefreejam.bsky.social -One foot in Wrocław -Biggest result in 3 seasons of Clearlake -Player ratings -Caicedo class -CB’s impress -Cucu locks up Salah -Lavia & Enzo superb -Palmer’s drought is over -Maresca gets his statement win -And more pod.fo/e/2d0bc0

That Neto goal at Fulham not only saved our season but arguably turned it around, ever since then the level of performance & character from the team has been so much better. A giant step towards UCL qualification been made today.

A 14 year old has just hit a century of 35 balls in the IPL 😭

Hey Bluesky fam 👋 New episode with @jefrota.bsky.social -Another important win -Player ratings -Sanchez saves us -Chalobah class -We a better team when Lavia starts -Jackson ends the drought -Analysing the race for Europe -And more pod.fo/e/2cd4e0

Hi Bluesky fam another crazy week 👋 New episode with @tomcoley49.bsky.social -Legia a new low -Last 15 mins at Fulham keep the season alive -Player ratings -Neto saves the day -Jackson’s nightmare display -Give George more opportunities -Maresca -And more pod.fo/e/2cafa8

The only fair comparison between Sarri & Maresca is that in both seasons I was jealous of a championship side for having Frank in charge of em 😂.

Night all

A reminder that 3 years ago Chelsea went toe to toe with Real Madrid in the UCL quarters while Arsenal had no European football. 3 years on Arsenal just beaten Madrid 5-1 on aggregate in UCL quarters & Chelsea are losing to Legia Warsaw in the Conference League. Cheers Clearlake…

Maresca should just stick Cucurella up front

Hey Bluesky fam 🙃 New episode with @carefreejam.bsky.social -Job done in Warsaw -Devastating draw -Player ratings -3 seasons of Clearlake & 3 seasons of No UCL? -Getting harder to think Maresca should be here next season -What we need now for top 5 -And more pod.fo/e/2c76fd

Remember lads we were not terribly well managed before this lot came in…

Hey Bluesky fam, The Run In has begun 👋 New episode with @carefreejam.bsky.social -The Run In begins -Spurs was best performance of 2025 -Caicedo & Enzo immense -Brentford rotation & missed opportunity -Player ratings -Jackson returns -Nkunku anonymous again -And more pod.fo/e/2c3cec

I was oddly kind of looking forward to the game today after the performance on Thursday & the chance to build momentum. All that positivity & excitement has gone after seeing that lineup. What is going through Maresca’s head!?

Maresca probably fuming Reece went for goal instead of passing it backwards

Hey Bluesky fam running out of ways to describe the same old shit. Eurgh ⬇️ New episode with @tovers98.bsky.social Through in Europe -Meek Arsenal display -Player ratings -Nkunku & Sancho anonymous -How many points needed for UCL? pod.fo/e/2b96dc

Just under 3 years ago I was at the Bernabeu watching Chelsea outplay Madrid in the Champions League, now I’m nearly falling asleep at home watching us get outplayed by Copenhagen in this third rate european competition…

Bit later than usual⬇️ New episode with @sonofchelsea.bsky.social -Copenhagen & Leicester -Uninspiring but getting job done -Player ratings -Sanchez back as number 1? -Cucurella bails us out -Enzo & Caicedo impress -Palmer’s struggles continue -120 years of Chelsea -And more pod.fo/e/2b7062

Hey Bluesky fam 👋 New episode with @carefreejam.bsky.social -Much needed win but let’s not get carried away -Player ratings -Cucurella impresses -Enzo exceptional -Nkunku turned up -Neto shines again -George’s good cameo -Protest -And more pod.fo/e/2b21a2

Hey Bluesky fan if you a glutton for punishment ⬇️ New episode with @tomcoley49.bsky.social -It was better than the last two games at least 🤷‍♂️ -Player ratings -Jorgensen’s howler -Gusto a shadow of his former self -Palmer’s poor performances -Neto a bright spark -And more pod.fo/e/2b0df6

Big IF & I’m probably putting the mockers on him but IF Frank gets Coventry promoted does that qualify him for the Chelsea job again seeing as he’ll have essentially achieved same as Maresca with a worse team?

New episode with @jefrota.bsky.social -It gets worse -Game highlighted problems all over the club -Player ratings -Nobody good -Jackson out till April -And more pod.fo/e/2ad1f6

Give Marcos Alonso a call now, his time to play as striker has finally come.