Forget UCL qualification at this rate we won’t be getting any form of Europe. We’re getting worse on a match by match basis.

Watching Barca Newcastle & my main takeaway is Arsenal will not get a better chance to make UCL final, not one team on this side of the draw is that gd.

A final sobering thought we’re much closer to finding ourselves in Spurs situation than we are Arsenal’s…

We equalled the Bayern deficit of 6 goals, first time tho conceding 8 on aggregate, more history made under blue co

From the Chelsea Reddit page before it got removed lol

Chaps what’s our record aggregate defeat in the UCL? Is it Bayern in 2020? If so we may outdo that today.

I know towards the end of Tuchel the football was pretty bad & the results were patchy etc but it’s so depressing when you see him at the game today watching & you realise Chelsea seemingly aren’t gonna appoint a coach anywhere close to his level again.

6 home league wins all season…

Nice of us to stand in solidarity with spurs from last night 🙃

We were pretty gd till the subs & now we’ve lost our heads. That’s a total of 7 minutes & in that time we could’ve been out of this tie, proof of why this team ain’t winning major trophies any time soon.

Very reactionary take but is this Potter all over again? Young promising British coach with connections to hierarchy appointed. Has a good start, winning first couple of league games, does well in UCL group/league phase including beating reigning champions of Italy then goes to shit.

Oh my days Benfica’s keeper has just scored to make it 4-2 vs Madrid & send them & Jose through!

Bluesky Chelsea fam you want to see a spooky parallel?…

Fair fucks to Maresca & the players, that first half was awful but they showed an awful lot of character to produce a response in the second half & get a very good point.

Genuinely funny how as soon as it hits December we forget how to play football. Only season recently where December wasn’t a disaster was 22/23 & that’s coz there was a World Cup. We made up for that by forgetting how to play football for a whole season instead.

Malo Gusto scoring against you is probably a relegation worthy offence tbf

Estevao congratulations according to Nick logic you are now the second greatest Brazilian off all time.

BlueCo’s favourite song on the new Taylor Swift album.

Don’t talk about football much on here nowadays. The one area I feel for Maresca in is the CB’s. None of our centre backs are good enough to play without Levi next to them.

Hey Bluesky fam 👋 World champions baby! 🎉 pod.fo/e/2fb612

Hey Bluesky fam 👋 João Pedro more like Wow Pedro. Chelsea through to yet another final. pod.fo/e/2f7fd9

João Pedro more like Wow Pedro

Hey Bluesky fam 👋 João Pedro signs & plays, Palmer scores, Estevao shows us what to be excited about & Chelsea are into the semi finals & have a reunion with Thiago Silva. pod.fo/e/2f6379

Hey bluesky fam 👋 It took a very long time but it had a happy ending as Chelsea are through to the QF’s of the CWC with their best performance so far. pod.fo/e/2f1a2e

Hey Bluesky fam wave 👋 Delap off the mark, Benfica up next & should we progress a potential meeting with Estevao Willian. pod.fo/e/2eecfa

Hey Bluesky fam 👋 Some thoughts on Chelsea’s defeat to Flamengo. Talking Jackson seeing red again, Gusto continues to struggle & Andrey Santos’s absence. Plus a Mudryk update, preseason plans & premier league fixture release chat. pod.fo/e/2ea6c0

Hey Bluesky fam 👋 Some brief thoughts on Chelsea’s opening game at the Club World Cup. Talking empty stadium, players walking out individually, an impressive debut from Delap & more. pod.fo/e/2e6bfc

Folks on a scale of one Gianni Infantino to ten Gianni Infantino’s how much do we care about the Club World Cup?

Hey Bluesky fam 👋 Joined by @jefrota.bsky.social where we still pretending to be sporting directors in this Keep Sell Loan episode. In part 2 we decide the fate of Chelsea’s midfielders & forwards. 💙 pod.fo/e/2e4b32

Hey Bluesky fam 👋 Joined by @jefrota.bsky.social where we pretended to be sporting directors in this Keep Sell Loan episode. In part 1 we decide the fate of Chelsea’s keepers & defenders. 💙 pod.fo/e/2e3441

Hey Bluesky fam 👋 Joined by @tomcoley49.bsky.social for part 2 of our season review where we look back on our predictions, give out awards, discuss the Liam Delap signing & look ahead to The Club World Cup. pod.fo/e/2e1827

Been compiling list of players for Keep Sell Loan episode & I’ve revisited the list so many times adding players I forgot existed😭.

Hey Bluesky fam 👋 am joined by @tomcoley49.bsky.social for part 1 of our season review where Maresca, the players & sporting directors are graded. pod.fo/e/2dfc80

Hey Bluesky fam 👋 am joined by @tomcoley49.bsky.social for part 1 of our season review where Maresca, the players & sporting directors are graded. pod.fo/e/2dfc80

Hey Bluesky fam 👋 New episode with @carefreejam.bsky.social -Completing the set -Tale of two halves -Player ratings -Ghastly Gusto -Enzo & Caicedo step up -Cole Palmer show -Jackson’s redemption? -Sancho sealing his signing or a parting gift? -Maresca turns it around -And more pod.fo/e/2dbf60

The conference league is so tinpot I maintain that & it’s not really been much fun but fuck I’m so happy rn. Winning a trophy never gets old💙

Hey Bluesky fam 👋 New episode with @ptpcoyb.bsky.social -UCL nights are back -A mature performance -Player ratings -Toisin solid -Colwill’s great end to the season -Maresca 👏 -And more pod.fo/e/2da669

Crystal Palace & Ben Chilwell win a trophy before Clearlake’s Chelsea…

Hey Bluesky fam some pre cup final listening 👋 New episode with @jefrota.bsky.social -Awful game but job done -Player ratings -Reece’s moment of brilliance in a game devoid of quality -Cucu comes up clutch again -Caicedo immense -Picking a team for Forest -And more pod.fo/e/2d6a56

Hey Bluesky fam 👋 New episode with @tomcoley49.bsky.social -Through to the final -Abysmal first half -Better second half -Player ratings -Jackson sees red -2 wins from 2 needed for UCL -And more pod.fo/e/2d3ed0

Death, taxes & Chelsea losing with a whimper at St James’s Park

Watching this all time UCL classic then realising I have to watch Chelsea vs ur garden shed on Thursday 😭

Hey Bluesky fam 👋 New episode with @carefreejam.bsky.social -One foot in Wrocław -Biggest result in 3 seasons of Clearlake -Player ratings -Caicedo class -CB’s impress -Cucu locks up Salah -Lavia & Enzo superb -Palmer’s drought is over -Maresca gets his statement win -And more pod.fo/e/2d0bc0

That Neto goal at Fulham not only saved our season but arguably turned it around, ever since then the level of performance & character from the team has been so much better. A giant step towards UCL qualification been made today.

A 14 year old has just hit a century of 35 balls in the IPL 😭

Hey Bluesky fam 👋 New episode with @jefrota.bsky.social -Another important win -Player ratings -Sanchez saves us -Chalobah class -We a better team when Lavia starts -Jackson ends the drought -Analysing the race for Europe -And more pod.fo/e/2cd4e0

Hi Bluesky fam another crazy week 👋 New episode with @tomcoley49.bsky.social -Legia a new low -Last 15 mins at Fulham keep the season alive -Player ratings -Neto saves the day -Jackson’s nightmare display -Give George more opportunities -Maresca -And more pod.fo/e/2cafa8

The only fair comparison between Sarri & Maresca is that in both seasons I was jealous of a championship side for having Frank in charge of em 😂.

Night all

A reminder that 3 years ago Chelsea went toe to toe with Real Madrid in the UCL quarters while Arsenal had no European football. 3 years on Arsenal just beaten Madrid 5-1 on aggregate in UCL quarters & Chelsea are losing to Legia Warsaw in the Conference League. Cheers Clearlake…