//WE HAVE AN ELIXIR! ACADEMY X!

Hank is lost. Absolutely lost.

"Oh, dear. How best to approach this?"

"Oh, my stars and garters." He hesitantly follows it.

"Hello?"

"Oh. Dear me, I wonder if that crass cybernetic Procyon Lotor is back."

"My ceaseless attempts to reconstruct the X-Men continue."

"Wakanda is a work of art. Truly a masterpiece."

"Seeing these couples heartens me. Yet it drives home how lonely I am. Ah, well."

"Oh, most assuredly! I have no complaints thus far. I remain optimistic about the day."

"I hope my fellow Illuminati members are faring well today."

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"My word, is that a flying dog?"

"Three is hardly a conclusive enough sample size to decide that, I feel."

"I still see the good in all."

"I refuse to give up as the mark of any intelligent species is its ability to coexist."

"But my friends and I seek a world united. Humans and mutants living peacefully. A pipe dream, it seems sometimes."

"We have powers and they don't. But I don't hate them. I pity them. Because most people don't see anything beyond their own two eyes."

"Toph, your point of view, pardon the term, is exactly what others lack where I come from. Most humans are afraid and angry at us."

"I believe so."

"Perhaps, but it's accurate. I am a mutant. An individual born with exceptional gifts that normal humans don't possess. In my case, my enlarged hands and feet, and my dexterity. And after a bit of experimenting, my blue furry skin and pointy ears."

"Oh, no, madam. My apologies. Rather, I heard of your exploits from other mutants. You have made quite a name for yourself."

"Anything, my dear."

"It's only a field name. I'm actually named Dr. Henry McCoy. Or Hank."

"In name only."

"At least you're honest."

"Indeed. We had a student, Rockslide, whose body was composed of, well, you know. He also possesses the ability to reform his body out of rock and even turn his fists into projectiles! Santo was very vocal and boisterous."

"I talk in such a manner to all. It might be the kindest thing a person hears all day. You are, as they say, rough around the edges."

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//If I flip Hank, I'm gonna flip to Cessily Kincaid aka Mercury.

"Jurassic World Rebirth is far from perfect, but I would be lying if I said I don't get chills at the Titanosaur scene. Sometimes, a movie simply needs to move you and stir your emotions."

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"Vtubers are a unique phenomenon. Fascinating, indeed."

"I suppose you're right. Still, is it not in our nature to despair when such things seem to be an impossibility?"

"It is exceedingly hard to see it."

"Perhaps the truth is that there simply is no place for our kind on Earth."

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"Emma..."

"A most apropos idea, given the current climate! I have several concerns with students like Surge and any pyrokinetic students, but we can adapt."

"Yes! I took those accursed power-dampening collars and reworked them into a bracelet that will temporarily dull Rogue's powers, affording her the ability to touch others safely. Hardly ideal, but it's something."

"I am disinclined to acquiesce to your request, dear Jean."

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"Now that Dr. Richards is here, it feels more like the old Illuminati."

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@vibraniumprotector.bsky.social @whitequeencraves.bsky.social "One of our own was murdered recently. Anthony Edward Stark. Is it not incumbent upon us to investigate and bring the guilty to justice?"