"Hmm? Yes, dear?"

"I'd act disappointed, but, well, I'm not."

"Mmm, I'm Poison Ivy. I tend to grow on people and I would love the chance to grow all over you. I can see you already have a couple of very prominent buds yourself." //I'm so sorry if this is too creepy.

@burningdragon.bsky.social "Hello, Blondie."

"I have such a weakness for blonde girls."

She has so many fans.

//God, he's, like, unbearably pure and naïve! You really got him down.

//It tried to follow me. Looks like I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing glue.

//Read! The! Sign!

//I'm just even more full of rage because of my fucking phone buffering!

//Limited writing until I know Courtney is financially stable.

www.gofundme.com/create/fundr... //We owe it to ourselves to help Courtney.

@puppygirlcourtney.bsky.social //I tried, but it said declined.

[🦴] Look, if anyone can help me out, my PayPal is CodyRockville... Yes, it's my deadname, and I don't care. I owe well over $800 in rent rn.. I need to make a payment of at least $100, or I will end up homeless. Please... please, help.. I can't go on the streets again. I just can't. Please...

//I'm not opposed to making Ivy absolutely cartoonish and goofy.

A vine nuzzles up to Nat. "How do you think?"

"I could change that."

"Oh, poor thing."

"Oh, once you've had a plant, humans don't measure up."

//,I am starting the Green Gotham event thingy!

@maidenofmight.bsky.social //Before I write with you, I need to make sure you and your muse are of age. Cause you're not giving me much to work with.

//If you or your muse are not legally of age, then don't waste my time.

//Before I interact with someone, I need to make sure I'm not doing something wrong. Like, have a pinned in your bio so I know I'm not about to interact with a kid.

//Sorry, guys. I was busy getting over a crush I had on a dental assistant. Long story. But she was cute.

[Silver Surfer Annual #2, Aug. 1989] When I was a kid, I read a Marvel compendium from the library that had stories of heroes and their greatest enemies. I always found it strange and fascinating that the Silver Surfer’s archenemy was Mephisto. [#cmro M7835]

"Oh, absolutely. Wayne Enterprises has been connected to a number of polluting events."

//More scuff. Yay.

"Two other Ivy variants? Oh, success is guaranteed."

A vine emerges under her feet.

Her bed.

"Care to test it?"

"So adorably clumsy."

"Poor purple cutie."

//Black Cat, Poison Ivy, and Adagio Dazzle. I love writing for hot women who are also highly seductive.

"Hmm..."

//I hesitate to always pull the trigger on Ivy being a pure villain.

"Aww!"

"Do you know, Selina, that plants respond to attention? To care? I think people are much the same. Some need boundaries… others need devotion. Batman? He’s fascinated by control, not connection.

//They need to bring this absolute snack back somehow!

"So cute!"

"Because you love me."

"Ah, much better."

As expected.

"Yes, sexy?"

"I finally have the perfect argument for my feline friend."

Ivy rubs up against her like a cat, making sure to play with Fang's mask and teasingly caress her chin.

"You'll see."

"I'll do more than that."