Getting up in them guts like a haruspex

If I hit it hard enough with a hammer I can figure out what it was by the pieces it breaks into

We can't stop here, this is Zubat Country @.@!!!!!! *battle music*

FOR HOLNOR @.@!!

*hums the Anvil Choir while she slams someone's head in a car door in time with the hammer falls*

Sooner or later a man covered in shit is going to occur beside you and loudly announce "hey I agree with this guy" and you realize that your argument has fallen apart because it is now associated with a man covered in shit

Hope you fuckers like bacon, cheese, and bread

Don't Boo, Vote

Prepare for my Great Becoming @.@

She moved through a vibrant radiant world as a bland gray construct

Our experiments in getting around the inability of inorganic matter to pass through the portal by implanting a camera within a cat were ... Unsuccessful ... ... On multiple levels

Don't worry I'm friendly... Until I get hungry~

Just because I'm a monster doesn't mean I don't have standards

Let the chickening begin @.@!!

When my horoscope said to expect explosions in my personal life I assumed it was being metaphorical

quick warmup :P

The lion's roar from east of the river...

Generally ending up where I should be when I should be there

Paint eyespots on your children to thwart predators

Lookin tight and fly like a moth in leather pants

More like Viva la BAmnesis the Dark Descent

Nonconsensual karaoke

Wanted in 4 states on charges of being excessively twee

Oh yeah, well your mom is a slippery slope

Hi I unironically use a füm *picks up table and moves away*

Double blind study on the efficacy of acupuncture canceled for reasons that should be readily apparent

Sometimes I'll fail a captcha and have a moment of existential dread ... am I actually an AI?

More like the very thirsty caterpillar

I like kids but I can never manage to eat a whole one before it goes bad

And then he flashed a non Euclidian gang sign and McHammer Slide-ed away

More like the Sisterhood of the Time Traveler's Pants

Roux into bechamel into Mornay... You know it's fancy cooking because bacon is involved

For too long this brat has been unchecked! If we work together, we can regress her and put her in her rightful place!! Like and Repost to regress this Brat! #abdl #ageplay #ageregression #furryart #furry #diaperfur #babyfur

I do hope you didn't go through all of this trouble to save her just to lead her to the gallows~

If any more wrenches get thrown into the works I'm just going to open a fucking hardware store

They have broken the sacred truce, let the war on Christmas begin

I think I just got hit on by a mascot

Are parades just meant to condition small children to run out in front of speeding emergency services vehicles with their lights on expecting candy ?

**"so and so" will remember that**

... I am a minister of analytical death waiting for my audit

But how does it taste? What does it smell like? If you wrap yourself in it how does it feel?

All monarchs are usurpers and descendants of usurpers

Can you believe that there are people who actually believe that Mothman wasn't responsible for the JFK assassination?

I was driving through Ohio once, it was mid morning and I could see them out there in the mist at the edge of the draw distance. An innumerable army of massive irons poised and ready to flatten everything in their path.

New Comic coming to Subscribe Star Sept 25th subscribestar.adult/lunathecute (also get early access to The Simple Pleasures comic as well!)

its the sound of a fox's tail brushing past a nintendo switch

I'm not paranoid... No matter what They say about me >.@

me? reviving my bluesky account just so i can share art i made of a silly moment with friends? sounds about right.

Mary's virginal explanation made Joseph suspect upstairs neighbors

They're throwing a bitch fit so there's only one thing to do...