Book 1: The Coleslawing Book 2: Love and Other Coleslaws Book 3: One Hundred Years of Coleslaw Book 4: We Have Always Eaten the Coleslaw Book 5: A Tale of Two Coleslaws Book 6: The Mystery of Coleslaw Book 7: The Return of the Coleslaw Book 8: The Coleslaw of Hill House Book 9: Exquisite Coleslaw

What is even the point of having an indoor splash pad if Coleslaw is not allowed to SPLASH IN IT

I just know there is something exciting inside the wall if they would only let me CRAWL INSIDE AND LOOK

FUCK YEAH EGGY FOR COLESLAW

COLESLAW HAS STOLEN MONSIEUR HEATING PAD FROM MOMTHER! COLESLAW AM VICTORIOUS!!

Momther is hogging the heating pad ALL TO THEMSELF and it is UNFAIR

GOOD MORNING TODAY EVERYONE’S FAVORITE MAINTENANCE REPAIR TECH APPRENTICE (ME!) IS LEARNING HOW TO FIX AN OVEN!!!!!!

sumbeam :)

Grandpa keep petting me challenge!!!!

momther is saying “what the fuck” bc they cannot believe how good of a helper I am :) that’s the only reason :) :)

GOOD MORNING GRANDPA IS COMING TODAY!!!!!!!!

GOOD MORNING COLESLAW GOT AN CHIPPY!!!!

SHREDDY CHEESE FOR COLESLAW!!!!

Momther am IGNORING ME

Momther is “popping out to the library quick” and “will be back soon” I think I shall unwind and tangle up a ball of yarn about it. Mayhaps unstuff a pillow. Perchance even eat a stress ball.

ok, yes, thank you for kissy. but. what I really wanted. just. one (1) bite of ice cream. please.

HOLY SHIT SCREMBLY EGGY FOR COLESLAW!!!!!!

YES I AM SEND LAMBCHOP TO VALHALLA

2026 Goals: 1. eat more cheesies 2. eat more chippies 3. eat more eggies 4. crime 5. chew more fingers

momther give Coleslaw an pepparkakor challenge level IMPOSSIBLE, APPARENTLY

The counselors have FORCED me into my coat, this is an OUTRAGE!! I do not need a COAT, I am a FEROCIOUS WOLF!! Winter quivers before me!!

one more sleep til camp!!!!

Coleslaw just wants an sweet potato and a fucking break

ESA Coleslaw gets no days off! Even holidays are not sacred!

ESA Coleslaw works day and night with no time off and does not even have a 401k and also am being DEPRIVED of shreddy cheese

“Im pretty sure you have kibble in your bowl” well I am pretty sure I deserve more than two (2) shreddy cheese

momther am not let coleslaw eat delicious wool sockies even tho coleslaw am extremely deserve a treat >:(

Petition for Coleslaw to receive one (1) Reese’s pumpkin

mmm, pizza hands

If I had thumbs I would be unstoppable

COLESLAW AM VICTORIOUS

COLESLAW AM IN AN STRAIGHTJACKET!! FREE COLESLAW!!!!

Perhaps if I recline in momther’s lap so carefully I can reach their cashews…

When is Coleslaw ever NOT on the clock, I demand a meeting with my union rep!!!!

HI FROM MY NEW POKEMAN

Coleslaw am going SOLAR, gotta RECHARGE MY BATTERIES

I wonder if I can trick momther into giving me SECOND fishies

WHO WANTS TO PLAY MERMAIDS?

I learned how to caulk a bathtub today!! One step closer to my dream of becoming a certified maintenance dog!!!!

FIASCO FRIEND IS BACK THIS IS THE BEST DAY EVER EGGY FOR EVERYONE!!!!

“No baby you can’t sit in my lap rn I want to work on my knitting project” THIS IS NEGLECT!!!!

EGGY FOR COLESLAW THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE!!!!!!!!

Momther. Momther I crave fingies. Momther.

Momther didn’t give me any cheesies, call The Hague

reskeet if you think momther should give me an popcorms

I would trade one whole leg for one (1) pink starburst

Momther only gave me ONE shreddy cheese, I am being STARVED.

GIANT!! SQUISHMALLOW!!!!

Nobody appreciates Coleslaw 😔

I keep hearing the word “squishmallow” followed by giggles and idk what momther is up to but it sound extremely good!!