Hot girls hate fascists!!

My hetero dude friends keep telling me my haircut makes me look gayer- bitch I got a BOB lol that’s not even a gay haircut 😭

My mashed potatoes were a hit tonight I feel very proud

I made the most gorgeous gluten free pumpkin bread and it’s taking an enormous amount of self restraint to not absolutely devour it before thanksgiving

Haven’t listened to Kendrick’s new album yet because I’m still emotionally preparing

I only remember hot peoples names

Ban whoop whooping at techno show r yall kidding me STOP IT

Okay listening to techno in America is lowkey depressing bc I know how good this COULD be if no one had phones and everyone was half naked

Going to a white people thanksgiving tomorrow and we’re eating at 2

So sorry for everyone who knows me because I accidentally become a wicked stan

British people be like “I rate that”

God gives his toughest battles (being the Virgo friend) to his strongest soldiers (me)

Laying in nature without your phone makes you realize how addicted we are to this stupid thing. go touch grass and feel feelings and watch animals and vibe !!

laying in the park drinking red wine listening to preachers daughter playing Oregon trail on my switch.

Just started playing Stardew valley it’s so over for me

I genuinely cannot wait to start grad school and reenter my academic era

Losing your last grandparent is pretty depressing dude like damn I’m old

My grandparents are reunited in heaven now and I just wanted to show some pics of how effortlessly iconic they are

I was like “I’m gonna be celibate from men tehe” but like every women who goes for me is literally too afraid to have lesbian sex so now I’m just a virgin

Just did a hot yoga class and almost died

Can you not save drafts on here or am I stupid

Straight girl said “me and my girlfriend” so I had to stalk her ig page…. It was all a ruse…

It’s so funny bc you know men who tell misogynistic jokes are never getting laid

Arca is so hot

The fact that I’m doing sessions with producers I genuinely love is so iconic lol

2016 was deadass the cringiest year in existence

How do I make the algorithm more tailored to me like do I use hashtags lmao #gay #gaymemes #memesthataregay #techno

So what can I get away with saying on this app without getting reported is my question

tea

Tom Riddle is such a goofy ass name we should’ve known that bitch would be a terf

10 mg of adderall literally made me go mute i miss vyvanse

Turns out this genre of music I really like to listen to is called “shoegaze” lol

I need to start being a whore again dating sucks

Btw this account is gonna be mostly shit posting and my deranged rap music (which I will be releasing more soon) :)

I took an adderall today and I can hear my eyeballs blink

The impact of memes needs to be studied bc it’s been like 4 years and I still say go piss girl

Just watched wicked. Had no idea that movie would be about fascism.

The problem with dating for me is that no one is as funny as me

I got banned on the 90 day fiancé subreddit for called Loren a f****t

The worst part about starting a new social media platform is the lack of attention I’m getting. I feel like I’m fluttering into the abyss.

Red wine is the nectar of the gods

I love dating women I’m on a first date and this girl brought me red roses like men could never

I feel like this app needs a cute word for posting like how twitter was called tweeting. But like what would it be called lol? Bluing, skying, flying? Help me out here lmao

Can’t talk, busy using Catholicism as an aesthetic

Why does this app intimidate me lmao I would say whatever I felt like on twitter and now I’m like ummmmm

Ugh I think I need to move out of LA but idk where lol pls give me suggestions with a lot of gay people, good nature, and a good airport

Where are the lesbians

The one thing about here is I can’t find the memes. Where is the funny ?

My new MacBook is so fast my life is about to become so much easier holy shit

I got accepted to grad school :) I’m scared tbh. Haven’t been to school in 6 years, but the good news is I need to take a prerequisite class before I completely start, so that will help me see if I’m truly down to be tortured