if youre at acen and want girl salad i got tha hookup

a giant centaur grabbed alfy and threw him onto his back to keep as a political hostage. #HavingANormalOne

jess: i want to give Zenith the slip katy: you want to give her The what

Zenith by jacksonillustrates on instagram!

DM: ... and with a loud clatter, the suspension bridge you just crossed collapses into the gorge below. me: (silently clicks soundboard 'vine boom')

ive been failed by the dnd beyond dice roller so many times youd think i would remember to pull out my actual dice. and yet.

i put Mirche on my tomodachi life island. he has nothing in common with the rest of the islanders. Okay so theres a 56 year old man here

i too am making a #girlsalad meme thread

(when he gets) Compelled Duel

Zsukhi: we need to determine what argument Thae will put to the centaurs. alfy: lets roleplay it! I’ll be the chieftain’s son thae: alfy. Please. No i cant. I just wanna go in first try Alfy: YOU WANNA RAW DOG IT?? thae: THATS WHAT IVE DONE MY WHOLE LIFE

alfy: im as nervous as a long-tailed cat in a room full'a rockin' chairs!! can we get movin?! rest of the party: what alfy: i said i'm scared! can we get movin? zenith: that is NOT what you said zsukhi: alfeio i do not understand half of what comes out of your mouth

Commission for @cautiousamber.bsky.social! 🩸 Thank you so much ❤️ #art #dndart #comm

zenith: my backstory is massively fucked alfy: zenith…(hug) (reassurance) alfy in bed later: dear god that is massively fucked

zenith and alfy had a very cute and bumbling heart to heart. just two blokes trying their best (divergent methods)

It’s april fools day and we have a session tonight. What if i

bro Boy Soup gave me the disease that makes you draw comics that’s crazy

#lemart #girlsalad Revived

zenith is carrying cursed knowledge that she cannot pass on to us without (near) dying. and the longer we take to address this sword of damocles the more stressed i get about her going off the deep end LMFAOOOOOOOOOO

wahoo i can't wait to play dnd!!! this time im gonna (Checks notes) yell at my party member. uh oh. Uh oh. oh no

Commission for @ceaselesswatchr.bsky.social of their paladin Tyrr 🙏🗡️ luv a guy who is big and strong #DnD #art #vgen

Commission for @yellowtieflings.bsky.social of Sasha and Briar 🧚‍♂️👤 thank u my friend kissus for ur guys #DnD #art #VGen

Missing dnd so im scrolling back thru our in-game chatter channel and laughing at bizarre comments i dont remember the context for

Laughing my ass off while putting this together

if i had a nickel for each emotionally constipated party member that has bawled in alfeio's presence,

DM (killed a party member): what do you MEAN you don't have a diamond

Still losing it over the fake names girl salad has chosen thus far Zenith - Robert Mautaz - Eliza Alfy - Anthony Thae - Debra

i too am in this episode (via discord)

FUCKKKKKK

alfeio went unconscious trying to shield Zenith from getting stabbed and i am soooo sure she's going to be #Normal about that one

maddie(DM): im not pulling punches on you guys anymore girl salad: (rapidly approaches TPK) maddie:

alfeio: ozma my beloved familiar. can you do [thing] for us ozma: but what if i mess up and your party gets mad at me :( alfeio: don't worry! if that happens they'll get mad at Me

The rest of the party vs zenith b plot rn

words alfeio does not know but i tried to deploy -corroborate -correlation -causation Big on the C's today

Beach episode Stavros #HouseDurango #DnD #art

Alfeio dressup doll #lemart

Pocket Sized Yuris for @yellowtieflings.bsky.social, her tiefling Zenith and @endofalls.bsky.social's snake girl Zsuk-hi 👀 I like them I like to think about them I like to learn about them #art #DnD vgen.co/rays666hell

how it feels to show someone your oc

alfeio very soon

Has a plan in DND ever gone right the first time, ever, in the history of the game

a gay centaur flirted with alfeio and he didnt notice but his familiar definitely did. ozma pog

used the word "ingress" as Alfeio and then immediately had to go wait. He would not fucking say that. Sorry. He got possessed. He doesn't know that word. Sorry