#lemart #girlsalad Revived

zenith is carrying cursed knowledge that she cannot pass on to us without (near) dying. and the longer we take to address this sword of damocles the more stressed i get about her going off the deep end LMFAOOOOOOOOOO

wahoo i can't wait to play dnd!!! this time im gonna (Checks notes) yell at my party member. uh oh. Uh oh. oh no

Commission for @ceaselesswatchr.bsky.social of their paladin Tyrr 🙏🗡️ luv a guy who is big and strong #DnD #art #vgen

Commission for @yellowtieflings.bsky.social of Sasha and Briar 🧚‍♂️👤 thank u my friend kissus for ur guys #DnD #art #VGen

Missing dnd so im scrolling back thru our in-game chatter channel and laughing at bizarre comments i dont remember the context for

Laughing my ass off while putting this together

if i had a nickel for each emotionally constipated party member that has bawled in alfeio's presence,

DM (killed a party member): what do you MEAN you don't have a diamond

Still losing it over the fake names girl salad has chosen thus far Zenith - Robert Mautaz - Eliza Alfy - Anthony Thae - Debra

i too am in this episode (via discord)

FUCKKKKKK

alfeio went unconscious trying to shield Zenith from getting stabbed and i am soooo sure she's going to be #Normal about that one

maddie(DM): im not pulling punches on you guys anymore girl salad: (rapidly approaches TPK) maddie:

alfeio: ozma my beloved familiar. can you do [thing] for us ozma: but what if i mess up and your party gets mad at me :( alfeio: don't worry! if that happens they'll get mad at Me

The rest of the party vs zenith b plot rn

words alfeio does not know but i tried to deploy -corroborate -correlation -causation Big on the C's today

Beach episode Stavros #HouseDurango #DnD #art

Alfeio dressup doll #lemart

Pocket Sized Yuris for @yellowtieflings.bsky.social, her tiefling Zenith and @endofalls.bsky.social's snake girl Zsuk-hi 👀 I like them I like to think about them I like to learn about them #art #DnD vgen.co/rays666hell

how it feels to show someone your oc

alfeio very soon

Has a plan in DND ever gone right the first time, ever, in the history of the game

a gay centaur flirted with alfeio and he didnt notice but his familiar definitely did. ozma pog

used the word "ingress" as Alfeio and then immediately had to go wait. He would not fucking say that. Sorry. He got possessed. He doesn't know that word. Sorry

missed a cue in game bc i was shitposting 😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔

barbarian, meeting her dad after 10 years: ok. i can do this. rip off the Band-aid warlock: yeah! you can do this! warlock: what's a Band-aid

maddie [dm]: you travel with [npcs] for about half an hour. is anyone... making small talk? me [playing the yapperrrrrrrr]: (rubbing hands together) DON'T MIND IF I DO

zsuk-hi: alfeio DO NOT buy this stupid mystery potion from a suspicious man. Are you stupid alfeio (earnest): it's super nice of you to worry after me. zsuk-hi: NO!!! IF YOU GET INCAPACITATED THEN BATTLE WILL BE MORE DIFFICULT alfeio (ornery): aww! you think i'm a contributin' member of the team!

dnd soon wheeeeee hehehe yaaaayyyyyy

Forgot to share this com I got done of Zsuk-hi 💚

DM: if you fail this upcoming saving throw, you will become petrified! bard: oh no! monk: oh no! wizard (really likes rocks): ........

Alfy when the party is arguing with each other

cleric: we don't know why all the gods have left us, but i don't care to rely on someone unreliable. i hope they stay gone. warlock 1: i think theyre DEAD warlock 2: 🥺 THATS SCARY!!! barbarian: i think they just got bored of us???? warlock 2: 🥺 THATS LESS SCARY BUT MORE SAD

katy (playing zenith): so are you trying to date her? me (playing alfy): huhuhohoohohee // entire discord call: (loses their shit)

who is ruder: the guy watching you take a 3AM walk or the guy throwing a rock in your river #girlsalad #lemart

zsukhi: so your titania is like, really strong, right. and you're.... her favorite? alfeio (cutting himself while peeling potatoes): Where did you hear that. Did she say that 😳

zsuk-hi: there seem to be a lot of people watching you. you should be more careful alfeio: Are you worried about me? 🥹

HAPPY BDAY ZENITH 🥳🥳🥳

my job in the friend commune is shitposting in the session-chat channel while everyone else is roleplaying

appy juice 🍎🍏 — #girlsalad

i drew 100x100 pixel portraits for #girlsalad !!! heights not to scale... LOL this was originally transparent but bsky yelled at me #lemart