I don’t want to be a broken record, but I'm really sick of my long covid relapses. It's really hard to see the light at the end of the tunnel sometimes.

If my chronic health issues and pandemic living taught me anything, it's to be more verbally brave. If you think a compliment about a person's character or personality, or you liked something they said or did, let them know. Why keep it to yourself? People could use the validation these days.

I keep thinking about this. Yall, I'm Crying. 😆

Hypothetical question of the day: Do you think it's ethical to gaslight people who gaslight you, as a kind of "right back at you" defense?

I don’t know who needs to hear this, but... Peaches come from a can.

One of my kids is in a creative writing club at school, and I have to wonder if there's a creative writing club for adults. I WANT IN!

I wore myself out and had another long covid fatigue relapse again. Yall, I just want to punch it in the face, but I lack the strength to punch. Please post pictures of cute animals to assuage my misery.

For everyone asking if myself and my family are okay because of our proximity to UVU, thank you. We are okay, we are shaken. Political violence is not okay. I just... don't know what to do about anything. I feel so sorry that this happened. Senseless.

Me: I'm so exhausted. Thank goodness, I can finally take a nap. Lawnmowers: 😈😈😈😈😈

Someone should write a Hollow Knight: Silksong parody to the Thong Song by Sisqo. "SILKSONG-SONG-SONG-SONG-Soooong"

Amen. 🙌

The difference between feeling fine a couple of weeks ago and feeling depressed now is hilarious. Or at least it would be, if I didn't feel dead inside.

Anyone else get baited by MarioKart on Connections today?

I didn't, but I wanted to...

In the spirit of Mondays I decided to take the wrong set of keys and accidentally lock myself out of my house.

I started remixing the Ninjago theme song with the Team Umizoomi theme after hearing similarities, and my Ninjago obsessed kids tell me they hate it. But I think deep down they admire and respect the creativity of my trolling.

Getting old is being perfectly fine one minute and having debilitating pain in a random body part the next. Today's old person pain roulette: spasming neck pain! 🎉

We are live after a long summer! I didn't get a lot of sleep last night, so we're going to vibe with Minecraft the whole time. Come say hi, because I loaf you. That was not a typo. You're full of carbs, and seeing you makes me happy. www.twitch.tv/dryerasegirl

AI will only impress me if it can give me a healthy body with the click of a button. And not a picture of me with a healthy body - an actual healthy body. Add some muscles too.

That moment when you realize you're 7 podcasts behind...

My favorite part about getting pizza as a kid was when those little, white, three-legged tables were in the middle of the pizza. Do yall know what I'm talking about? I don’t know why, but I thought they were so cool.

I'll be honest, football itself doesn't spark joy for me. But Fantasy Football, yall. I AM ALIIIIIVE AGAIN.

So... why isn't gerrymandering illegal?

My favorite thing about facebook is scrolling through fake motivational story posts and ads for 5 minutes before finding one of my irl friends.

I told my children that I would continue to teach them here and there during summer vacation. What I didn't know was that the first lesson would be explaining extortion to my 9 year old, because he told his sister, "I'll only stop giving you head pats if you pay me seven dollars." 🤦‍♀️

Do you ever just get a random ad from your childhood stuck your head? For me it is almost always the Skip-It jingle from the 90's.

Strangely enough, this tracks so hard. Post your first 4 that you know. openpsychometrics.org/tests/charac...

I'm chaperoning a party for my 17 y-o, and I am being educated in the ways of brain rot. But I somehow feel less educated than when I started.

Please stay alive. You are more important than you think you are.

May all mothers think, "Wow, I have the best kids." or "These are the moments that make it worth it." at least once today. ❤️🥹

King Charles' Birthday Parade is funded by Buckingham Palace, and the Trooping of the Colours costs UK taxpayers less than £60K ($79K). Trump's Birthday parade is estimated to cost US taxpayers (so far) from $25M-$90M. It's not the parade of a President, not even a King. It's the cost of a Dictator.

I wonder what "throwing hands" seems like to a person who takes everything literally. Like the way you would feed the ducks, but you're just... tossing little hands on the ground.

I'll be honest, my years of high school Latin have never helped me with any announcements from the Vatican.

I wonder how many old people like pokemon. I'm talking 70+ years old. I bet they're cool.

I'm still reeling from this. It's such a slap in the face. It was the one day when Veterans could take advantage of a free meal and discounts that aren't normally available. And now the days have to be all specific and spread out? This is not benefiting Veterans. It's hurting them.

I refuse to call it Victory of World War I day. Are you kidding me...

The amount of times I still get the "so fresh and so clean (clean)" song stuck in my head is considerable.

Now that Skype is dead, we could technically call Blue Sky posting "Sky'ping".

Another year of my favorite Star Wars meme.

Finally got conservative friend to agree with me that if Trump goes after our KDramas, we're throwing hands.

I did the Mana-Lisa in the corner. Yall, I was INVESTED. 😆

Just heard the lyrics "I've been held back by the darkness in my mind" and if that didn't pack a gut punch...

@harrisfootball.com Happy Birthday, Chris. You've made my life better, and I hope your year is paid in kind. ❤️🎉 Thank you for being you.

Mister Roger's Neighborhood, The Joy of Painting with Bob Ross, Sesame Street, Ghostwriter, Wishbone... heck, even Sit and Be Fit. All shows from PBS that shaped my childhood. I'm going to start donating to PBS, even if it's just a little bit.

I think the most embarrassing thing I did in high school was when I was 17. I recorded myself singing a Depeche Mode song on a camcorder and mailed the VHS tape to the boy I liked. The song, you ask? If you google the lyrics to "One Caress" you'll understand why I'm so embarassed. 😆😳

People who think the Canadian election doesn't matter, because "at least it's not Trump" are sipping the maple syrup too hard.

The Browns do be taking in all of the strays.

One can hope that Shedeur sees this as a humbling experience and tries to sincerely better himself and get out of his father's shadow. And I mean shadow literally, because Deion's helicopter parenting knows no bounds.

Let's be real. Nobody wants to draft Shedeur, because they don't want the dad baggage that comes with him.

Cam Ward will either be the greatest, or he will go out like a hydrogen-filled balloon.