⠀ ⠀⠀" Turned 240, and other than a new hot, cute, tanned human girlfriend, I feel no different. What am I doing wrong? " ⠀

⠀ ⠀⠀⠀✧ 𝔖𝔩𝔞𝔲𝔤𝔥𝔱𝔢𝔯 𝔄𝔠𝔯𝔬𝔰𝔰 #𝓠𝐿𝐼𝑃𝑃𝑂𝑇𝐻 ✧ ⠀

If I turned into a frog, what would I taste like? Would I be poisonous?

I've been whipped, yes.

My family's tribe definitely was not picky, so this is awkward.

As an elf, does eating human count as cannibalism?

Frog legs for days...

Nel can turn me into one.

I am ground-type coded, so good luck with that.

Can't do that as a frog.

Nel, turn them into a frog.

-.- I'm going to go read.

I really don't remember anything about you. But I can use plasma instead.

Time to get the electric shocker.

Stop talking.

chey Time to watch the new show by the TOH creator!

⠀ ⠀ ❝ Ah, my girlfriend... ❞ ⠀

⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀𝙒𝙄𝙏𝙃𝙊𝙐𝙏 𝘿𝙔𝙀 ⠀ ⠀

⠀ ⠀ ❝ How many volts does it take to kill someone? ❞ ⠀

⠀ ⠀ ❝ Wild artificery. Cold ale. Mage human. You wouldn't understand. ❞ ⠀

⠀ ⠀ ❝ I love the female form... ❞ ⠀

⠀ ⠀ ❝ So tired... ❞ ⠀

⠀ ⠀ ⠀ a pleasant nap with @apessimisticnerd.bsky.social ⠀ ⠀

⠀ ⠀ ❝ Do I need to start paying for advertising...? ❞ ⠀

⠀ ⠀ ❝ Might be time for a relic dive... ❞ ⠀

⠀ ⠀ ❝Parades are overrated.❞ ⠀

Sob, sob.

⠀ ㅤ⠀ ㅤ⠀ㅤ⠀ㅤ⠀ㅤ⠀ㅤ⠀ㅤ⠀ㅤ⠀ㅤ⠀ㅤ( 𝕾̦𝖔𝖑𝖔𝖒𝖔𝖓𝖆𝖗 ) ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ 𝓣ʜᴇ 𝓔ᴠɪʟ 𝓦ɪᴛᴄʜ ⠀⠀⠀⠀𝕝𝕖𝕥'𝕤 〜 𝕔𝕒𝕦𝕤𝕖 〜 𝕥𝕣𝕠𝕦𝕓𝕝𝕖 ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ #mvrp / #rpsky ⠀ ᅠ⠀

⠀ ⠀ ❝ Sadge... guess I'll throw myself into a time vortex. ❞ ⠀

⠀ ⠀ ❝ OH MY GODS! ❞ ⠀

⠀ ⠀ ❝Next time I enter a battle suit, I need to lock the door... or keep the door more open. Not sure how I feel right now.❞ ⠀

⠀ ⠀ ❝I'm going to throw up!❞ ⠀

⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀❝ ɪ'ᴍ ɴᴏᴛ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ᴅᴇsᴘᴇʀᴀᴛᴇ ғᴏʀ ғɪsʜ... ❞ ⠀ ⠀

⠀ ⠀ ❝Too sick.❞ Curls into a metal blanket. ⠀

⎯⎯ ୨ 𝐌𝐀𝐆𝐄 𝐎𝐅 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐏𝐀𝐒𝐓 ୧⎯⎯ ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━

SCREAM/

⠀ ⠀ ❝Need kissies.❞ ⠀

⠀ Bang, bang, bang, bang . ⠀

⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀𝐆𝐈𝐃𝐃𝐘 𝐔𝐏 , 𝐂𝐎𝐖𝐆𝐈𝐑𝐋 ! ⠀ ⠀ ⠀

⠀ Randomly sits onto @apessimisticnerd.bsky.social 's lap while in a purple Playboy bunny leotard. ⠀

⠀ ⠀ ❝I don't own any bunny ears...❞ ⠀

⠀ ⠀ ❝They call me the Throat of the World.❞ ⠀

⠀ ⠀ ❝... Too much chocolate.❞ ⠀

⠀ ⠀ ❝To be more active tonight...❞ ⠀

Causes an explosion in the city park.

⠀ ⠀ ❝My job may be barely paying rent... but I ain't going to get a new one!❞ ⠀

⠀ ⠀ ❝Tonight we're going har har-har ha-ha-hard! Just like the world is our our-our our-our-ours! We're tearin' it apart part-part pa-pa-part! You know we're superstars, we are who we are!❞ ⠀

⠀ ⠀ ❝I must play Atelier & Witches...❞ ⠀

⠀ Puts on an anti-turn-into-cat charm over her neck. ⠀ ❝There. Perfect!❞ ⠀

⠀ ⠀ ❝ I'm not sure why the Time God is being put into maid outfits. ⠀ But Mi cariño seems to love it, so allow me to... ❞ ⠀⠀⠀ #maidmonday ⠀