🔥SOMETHING ROTTEN LIVES!🔥 - 48 absolutely STUNNING illustrated pages of #ttrpg goblin goodness - written for #D&D #5E and beyond Link below 👇

🧌SOMETHING ROTTEN IS AVAILABLE NOW🧌 Our goblin bashing, troll dismembering adventure for D&D is now available from our Itch for just TEN POUNDS. Get yourselves 48 fully illustrated pages of goblin madness today! Link below 👇

Orkposting whilst waiting to hear back on auditions.

I LOVE KNIGHTS AND JOUSTS

It's a testament to the towering strength of Orbital Blues' concept, writing and aesthetics that you can give it to a bunch of different creatives and you get multiple kick ass projects of this calibre. Get involved.

Two days left to get some serious writing done and I'm running dangerously low on bags of Percy Pigs.

I have a bunch of editing work to do today but we've had a recent uptick in views for Swamptown so I'm bringing it to all of your attentions again 👀

Welcome to Arinya (a mod I voiced the trailer for and voiced multiple characters in) is currently a featured mod on the Starfield Creation Club!

Welcome to Arinya: a town caught in the middle of a rising conflict in the Sirius system. In this free Creation from Firestarter_Mods, you'll explore Arinya and meet the factions vying for its control. More info: beth.games/3NmxtpP

2025 was a BIG year for me and I'll (hopefully) be able to share more about why soon but in the meantime I hope everyone has also had fulfilling years and if you haven't, I hope 2026 will be yours 🎉

The Shadow Over Swamptown is available now from @trollinthewell.bsky.social Get it here: tinyurl.com/4nkst77a A smelly swamp romp designed to drop straight into your campaign. #dungeonsanddragons #ttrpg

Emerging from my cave to say that I'll be voicing some characters for a really cool upcoming Starfield mod! I also voiced the latest trailer which you can check out below.

Look! I'm doing weird words stuff again! Don't stop me!

Hello! 👋 It’s been a while hasn’t it? You’ll be pleased to hear we’ve not been idle (well, we’ve been a *little* idle) and we’re very excited to show a sneaky preview of our latest ttrpg adventure 👀 🪾THE SHADOW OVER SWAMPTOWN 🪾

Writing again and it feels so good 😊 (Of course it's about stinky guys living in rotten places again, why do you ask?)

I also signed off book 3 of a series I've been narrating and I'm very sad to think that that's the last time I'll voice those characters. I've spent a year performing as them and it was my first full series and now it's all done 🥺 Now, I need to go find more VO work. Which is the worst part.

So, the Kickstarter didn't fund. It sucks BUT we did our best, made a cool thing and raised a really solid amount of funding from literally nothing. So I'm very proud of us for that and very thankful folks even wanted to see this thing made. On to the next thing! 🫡

Well, this is it... The final 24 hours ⌛ Want to give us a last boost and help us bring this slice of goblin filled #dnd #ttrpg madness to the table? You know what to do 👇

Enjoy the sun my sons ☀️

I've a couple posts left in me for this wonderful book. We've raised nearly £1.5k for it which is amazing and I'm super happy to have achieved that! Still hoping for a wave of backers to crash into this thing but till then please do check it out.

We've put a lot of time and work into this project and really truly believe it's a great thing. Not reaching that funding goal isn't going to defeat us but it's going to sting. Any help getting the word out is vastly appreciated.

We've put a lot of time and work into this project and really truly believe it's a great thing. Not reaching that funding goal isn't going to defeat us but it's going to sting. Any help getting the word out is vastly appreciated.

Only 72 hours to go! 😱 Want to know more about a halfling chef with a chicken nesting in their hat? Of course you do. 🔗👇

The traditional morning snuggle before I have to start posting about goblins again.

Final 24 hours, folks! 🐺💜🪓 You'll love NMFM if: 📖 You like your Wretched & Alone hacks towerless 🌲 You like "exploring" an endless liminal woods 😳 You have complicated feelings about monsters 🦇 You're a fan of tragic gothic horror/romance 🧐 You're a collector of fine, artisan zines #ttrpg #ZiMo

Was nearly late for work because Frank (my cat) was sleeping on my chest and I'm so afraid he'll never do it again if I move him off me too quickly too often.

🚨 ⚔️ FINAL WEEK ⚔️ 🚨 We’re in the closing days of our first Kickstarter! Make sure you don’t miss out on your chance to get Something Rotten, our whimsical goblin bashing ttrpg and 5E friendly adventure. Back us today on Kickstarter: bit.ly/40YeXYY #ttrpg #games #dnd

You've all got FIVE days left of me posting about this every day. We've worked really really hard to make a cool fun thing and I would really like to see this funded so it can be the best version of itself.

LOOK AT IT

We're having lots of fun making silly videos but this is also to say: 🚨 6 DAYS LEFT TO BACK SOMETHING ROTTEN 🚨

The end is in sight! 🥺 Miracle is needed so I'm praying at the algorithm wayshrine 🙏

This campaign has gone from strength to strength and has an unbelievable roster of writers under its belt. Last chance to check it out! 🗡️

Me: I'm a professional and serious voice actor Also me:

"How's the eating better in 2025 thing going, Hayden?" Well I just had two slices of leftover pizza because I completely forgot I already had breakfast so...

Read your written dialogue out loud, with a friend if you can! It's really obvious when writers don't do this and it makes such a difference.

I can't tell you how much I adore this little guy. He's everything I aspire to be 🥺

Taking a break from goblin posting (briefly) to say that I also write short stories and sometimes folks publish them. Here's my latest one about a lonely space junk salvager and her cowboy talking virtual friend.

We've passed the £1k milestone! We're both very humbled that folks have contributed so much already to see us being our #dnd #5e #ttrpg adventure to life! As a celebration here's a WIP spread of one our favourite locations guarded by a couple lil' sleepy guys 😴

I adore the Wretched & Alone system and this looks like it's setting up to get me sad as all hell. I'm 100% backing this and other folks should as well!

Wrote some stuff about our game and shared a few WIP maps too! Go take a little look if you're still not clued up on what I've been prattling on about.

Charity shop haul but make it niche and warhammery.

🚨 GOBLINS ASSEMBLE 🚨 Our DnD TTRPG adventure is slowly getting closer to funding, but we need your help! Tell your friends, tell your cat, bring it up in a work meeting, yell it from your car window at passing people! If you do, tell us about it and you'll be spared... Just kidding. Or am I? 🔗👇

A day off! Time to relax!* *Work on all the things you've not been able to while at the day job and pursue personal projects in any free time you have left after that.

I've talked a lot about Something Rotten (obviously) but I am also slowly in the process of uploading all my small games/bits to Itch for free. Feel free to take a look if you fancy it. I keep adding to it whenever I can too! haydenbeardall.itch.io

This was a very welcome surprise! Thank you @pcgamer.com for featuring our weird and colourful little goblin world!

I'm having a lot of fun with this I don't know if it's obvious

I'll never experience cosiness like this but I'm so glad this little creature gets to have it every day.

Continuing my trend of unhinged goblin posting.

We're £72 off the next stretch goal for Beside the Lesser Travelled Road, to be provided by none other than that fabulous @yvris.bsky.social! Discover more about the 23 (and counting!) locales featured right here: www.kickstarter.com/projects/hiv...

That's not just a zone, that's Zone! With a capital Z! If that doesn't activate your neurons I don't know what will.