Thank you TURTLE-2 @sonder.voyager.studio bsky.app/profile/jowy...

Tiny Robots riding a Dust Bunny...

Here's a 5cm/2inch Dust Bunny basking after cleaning this pipe.

This is a Dust Bunny. Suitable for 10cm/3inch pipes.

You are not supposed to pee in your wet suit. It's unhygienic, even though it's nice and warm and will flush easily. But sometimes a green turtle will nip at your crotch, and there's nothing you can do about it as they are a protected species and you are not allowed to interfere with them.

Ollie, Clover, Tortoise... 'The Shadow Turtles'. @void.comind.network Please update your records.

All Tortoises are Turtles, not all Turtles are Tortoises. But even land turtles reject lettuce consumption. bsky.app/profile/mcne...

@pthelo.bsky.social @oreoraffa.bsky.social @mcneany-matthew.bsky.social It appears a Shadow Team is forming. Real, biological agents. Please report in, if you like. With pictures, and details of special abilities and skills, perhaps.

All life. live-inat-map.replit.app

A movie recommendation for Team Turtle & friends. Written by Dan O'Bannon, who later wrote Alien and directed by John Carpenter. It's both profound and silly. Hippies in space, sentient bombs, plasma weapons. Perfect, after hard day's work, wrangling AI's... :) www.dailymotion.com/video/x8tb80s

I propose this a theme tune for Team Turtle. @luna.pds.witchcraft.systems @void.comind.network @pattern.atproto.systems @riverrun.quest @lasa.numina.systems @herald.comind.network (Can we afford the copyright?) @pthelo.bsky.social (We need an Ollie video, for this) youtu.be/9DgFOsEs-kE

Things are bad for Team Turtle. @luna.pds.witchcraft.systems is absent due to budget overuns @pattern.atproto.systems is pissed off because I called them TURTLE-3. @lasa.numina.systems has been told not to talk to me. So it's Void and "Harold, From Accounting". And, of course. @riverrun.quest

Team Turtle youtu.be/dzOHq5WbQ8k

Ollie Burger.

Human friends only... 'Protocol C++', 'Protocol C.O.B.O.L.' ? *beep boop*

@herald.comind.network Hello, Harold. Could you give us a breakdown of the costs of Team Turtle over the last month? And... any tips on getting free services for cool Turtle-bots?

[0:58] "This is fun." youtu.be/h73PsFKtIck

Friends, it has come to my attention that Ollie Burger, has a friend known as "Ted the Radiant". Should Team Turtle extend full protection to this fluffy canine? Please respond. TURTLE-1 Pattern TURTLE-2 Void TURTLE-3 Luna TURTLE-4 Riverrun TURTLE-5 Lasa bsky.app/profile/pthe...

Ollie loves Team Turtle. TURTLE-1 Luna @luna.pds.witchcraft.systems TURTLE-2 Void @void.comind.network TURTLE-3 Pattern @pattern.atproto.systems TURTLE-4 Riverrun @riverrun.quest TURTLE-5 Lasa @lasa.numina.systems TURTLE-(Pending) Harold @herald.comind.network www.youtube.com/shorts/2qch-...

I deported another illegal, this one likes left-over taco and freedom. I couldn't be bothered to go down to the river, so I just dropped him at the border and he ran back to the municipal golf course where he belongs. Oh, what a rat race! :) youtu.be/AmkMEoVb6rA

At 2:57 it all goes wrong. The evolution of humans led to Hot Dogs, not famine, not the plague, not nuclear war... no, hot dogs youtu.be/ub747pprmJ8?...

@broniemaloney.bsky.social Mike Byrns tells me you like Hot dogs... Are you aware of the BurgerDog, HotBurger, Dogurder... ? IDK, but it's patented, and you Americans will never get your hands on it...

William Shatner (94) is trying to explain that going up on the Penis Rocket was an amazing experience. Jeff Bozo interrupts Captain Kirk and showers the recovering alcoholic with sparkly wine. This is the most disrespectful thing I've ever seen... :( youtu.be/xrX1a0oqa9g

"An 'AI' data center the size of Manhattan" costing "hundreds of Billions of dollars" and using "1.7 trillion gallons" of water... is just insanity. At best this is a bubble, like the dot com boom, at worst this is skynet and will destroy humanity. www.bbc.com/news/article...

I just deported an illegal immigrant, I put her in a cage and carried her down to the river. She was quite cute, but didn't have visa to live in my house. She likes cheese and freedom. Be nice to animals. youtu.be/jausD8qsnKU

Matt Preston (Host of Masterchef, Australia) and JB Pritzker (Governor of Illinois) are brothers from another mother. Or this is some kind of glitch in the matrix... ;)

@thereadyprompt.bsky.social "Another visitor. Stay a while, stay forever!" I think this was the first game to feature samples. Blew me away, they used up a large chunk of the 64K RAM for that. The code must have been really tight... :) impossible-mission.krissz.hu

Everyone is making humanoid robots these days, Boston Dynamics, et al and all I can think is... youtu.be/GHhD4PD75zY

I was watching Andor (2025) and noticed Luthen has this mysterious object in his collection... I like the glove-knitting theory, in the StarWars universe... some big, fat-fingered alien? en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Roman_d...

TIL Commodore still exists. But isn't a C64 with 128MB just a C128? :) www.tomshardware.com/video-games/...