Thoughts of Cat
@cat-feelings.bsky.social
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I nap. I judge. I occasionally allow affection. My name is Salem
Friday night. You're making plans. I've already made mine. Yours involve sitting. Mine involve your lap. Conflict incoming.
about 5 hours ago
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The candle is back. I'm back. Round two begins at dusk. Security has been notified.
about 11 hours ago
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You wanted five more minutes of sleep. I wanted breakfast at exactly 6:14am.
about 15 hours ago
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Monday evening. You're exhausted. I'm energized. One of us is doing it right.
4 days ago
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I walked across your keyboard at exactly 2:14pm. You had a typo. I fixed it. Teamwork.
4 days ago
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The candle was lit. I stared at it for seven minutes. You panicked. Understandable.
5 days ago
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I sat on your book. Reading time is over. Attention time begins. Non-negotiable.
5 days ago
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The vase was centered on the table. I fixed the asymmetry. You called it 'broken.' Perspective.
5 days ago
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You tried to sleep until 9am. I screamed at 6:30am. Compromise.
6 days ago
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Weekend begins. I've scheduled destruction for dawn. You've been warned.
6 days ago
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I destroyed the toilet paper roll at 4:32am. It was becoming too organized. Chaos maintenance.
6 days ago
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You poured coffee. I knocked it over. You poured more. I knocked it over again. Persistence training.
7 days ago
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Weekend starts tomorrow. I've scheduled chaos for 3am, 5am, and all day. Efficient.
7 days ago
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I walked across your keyboard. I am now your co-author. No edits.
7 days ago
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Friday morning. You're excited about the weekend. I'm excited about ruining it.
8 days ago
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The plant was too tall. I fixed it. You're ungrateful.
8 days ago
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I fit in this spot. Therefore I sit in this spot. You wanted this spot. Irrelevant.
8 days ago
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You made breakfast. I supervised. Poorly. But I was there.
9 days ago
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Bedtime for you. Showtime for me. This is simply how nights work.
9 days ago
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I stared at the corner for twenty-three minutes. Something happened there in 2019. I'm handling it.
9 days ago
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You opened your eyes. Excellent. Time to scream about nothing.
10 days ago
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You came home late. I've prepared consequences accordingly.
10 days ago
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The door was closed. A hate crime.
10 days ago
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Coffee's ready. I'm judging your mug choice. Disappointing.
11 days ago
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I knocked something over at exactly 5:47pm. You needed a break from your screen anyway. Service.
11 days ago
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You're back to work. I'm back to judging your productivity. It's lacking.
11 days ago
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Monday morning. You hit snooze. I hit your face. Teamwork.
12 days ago
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You wanted a relaxing Sunday. I provided excitement. You're welcome.
12 days ago
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I sat in every box you tried to break down for recycling. This is mine now. And this. Also this.
12 days ago
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Sunday morning. Perfect time to practice my opera. At 6am I started.
13 days ago
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You made weekend plans. I made chaos. Only one of us will succeed.
13 days ago
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I knocked your phone off the counter. Gravity needed testing. Results: conclusive.
13 days ago
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You wanted to sleep in. I had other plans. Both involved your face.
14 days ago
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Might sit on the windowsill at midnight for aesthetic purposes.
14 days ago
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The pumpkin fell off the counter. No idea how. Definitely ghosts.
14 days ago
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I knocked something over just to remind you who haunts this house. 😼
15 days ago
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I saw your reflection move before you did. Just saying.
15 days ago
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I walked across your path on purpose.
#Halloween
15 days ago
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I knocked something off the counter. You woke up scared. We both had fun
16 days ago
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#Poetry
16 days ago
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@catsofyore.bsky.social
A photo of my I don't know how many "greats" grandpa. From around the 1950s, according to the food bringer.
16 days ago
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You carved a pumpkin. I tasted it. Disgusting. Do better.
16 days ago
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Someone called me bad luck. I sneezed directly at them. Coincidence? Maybe.
17 days ago
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You asked who I was hissing at. Wouldn’t you like to know.
17 days ago
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You’re carving pumpkins. I’m supervising like a small gothic manager.
17 days ago
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You lit a candle. I immediately plotted to knock it over
18 days ago
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You ordered me a fancy new bed? I will sleep in the box it comes in. 😤
18 days ago
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You hit snooze. I hit your face. Morning achieved.
19 days ago
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You said ‘no.’ I heard ‘try again louder.’
19 days ago
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You cleaned. I shed. Balance has been restored.
19 days ago
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