Did I read that Tobey Maguire who was pushing 50 married 20 year-old? These male child celebrities clearly never grew up because him Jake and Leo (probably gay) just cannot seem to date a woman their own age. In the age of Epstein? Really?

Crazy Frog? I am ready. #DragRaceUK

Serena looks insane. Insane. I hope she wins the lip synch. #DragRaceUK

Fontana out here pleading like she is on the verge of curing cancer. #DragRaceUK

Where are the tears?!?!?!?! #DragRaceUK

Gawdland really up here PERFORMING for the camera. #DragRaceUK

Naomi acts like a petulant child all the time? Coming from Zahirah? #DragRaceUK

Oh. Is Fontana Brazilian? She hasn’t mentioned it before. #DragRaceUK

The idea of this challenge is so much fun. #DragRaceUK

I don’t begin to understand why men walk down the street holding their crotch. What are they trying to convey with this? That they are hung? Cause every monster cock owner I know doesn’t do this. It just looks like you A: have no idea about belts or elastic B: got a very uncomfortable STD 🤣

Imagine being the US men’s hockey team and imagine knowing you are willingly and excitingly going to kiss the ring of a child rapist. You’re going to worship the at the feet of a paedophile. Yikes

That still photo of Michael B. Jordan and Delroy Lindo on that BAFTA stage, taken moments after the “incident”, really does break my fucking heart.

Man how I wish the BAFTA controversy would make it so more of the academy members would vote for Sinners, especially in picture and director. It is fully deserving of these honours, especially director, but you know that ole white and old academy.

He like screamed a racial slur at Michael B Jordan and Delroy Lindo while they were presenting. An involuntary coincidence?

Watching Parks and Recreation is kind of sad. Chris Pratt had all the makings of a decent human being and then he gave his opinions to people. Just be Andy you right wing Christian not job

Wow, watching somebody go through absolute hell and then trying to self medicate themselves through it was incredibly triggering. Had to turn it off, but my God was she ever amazing.

5 minutes into If I Had Legs I’d Kick You and my decision to not have kids has been validated.

Cillian Murphy, you can go home now love. #BAFTA

Wunmi. That was well deserved. #BAFTA

Good Hang with Amy Poehler this week with Sara McLachlan is eye opening. I know misogyny is awful and has been around for ever but not being allowed to play two female artists back to back on the radio back then? Insane.

Luscious Massacre really needs to be a host of The Pitstop. At the very least a recurring guest. #RuPaulsDragRace

Even playing field idea for future seasons. Give the girls 2 months and £3000 to get their package together. And make it clear what is for a runway and what is for a challenge. #RuPaulsDragRace

Listen, if I was at a drag show and I only had one dollar to tip either Mia or Kenya for that performance……..well… Mia is getting that dollar. I might even steal a dollar from someone else……to give her two. #RuPaulsDragRace

Mia is just so damn likeable. So is Darlene. Miss Congeniality is gonna be so damn hard. #RuPaulsDragRace

Sister didn’t know her words. I hate it when it’s clear the lip synch winner goes home. #RuPaulsDragRace

Jane’s face every time someone wins over her is hysterical. #RuPaulsDragRace

Runway in order from best to worst Discord Athena Juicy Darlene Myki Nini Mia Jane Kenya - Chaka Khan’t #RuPaulsDragRace

Snatch Game of Love Island in order from best to worst - group 2 Myki Discord Juicy Lizzo - I don’t like it 😭 #RuPaulsDragRace

Snatch Game of Love Island in order from best to worst - group 1 Nini Jane Darlene Athena Mia (heartbreaking) #RuPaulsDragRace

Ru is having fun. #RuPaulsDragRace

I guess switching up The Snatch Game can work, but why keep trying when the returns are so low? #RuPaulsDragRace

Human. Why are so many of you so shitty. If I had Thanos’s glove, let me tell you. Paedophiles, rapists, murderers, racists, homophobes, xenophobes, transphobes, poachers, human traffickers, trophy hunters and climate change deniers - all……dust…..instantly.

Every time a member of team USA wins a medal at the Winter Olympics my first thought is: “who did you vote for?”

Watching some of these queens from international seasons act on social media, I am wondering if the psychological evaluation is easier to pass overseas than in the USA. #DragRaceUK

Team USA - “Gold or nothing. If we don’t get gold we will complain.” Team Canada - “let’s have fun.”

Why all the freestyle skiers have a douche moustache?

Yeah I know. I’ve never been close to being an Olympian blah blah blah. But when you come in last…,…like real last - it makes my inner high schooler hurt real bad.

I think we can all agree that, for a lipsynch, knowing the words is preferable to dancing and looking pretty. #DragRaceUK

Best on the runway: Gawdland Sminty Kate Serena Fontana Mariah Zahirah Naomi #DragRaceUK

Best in the challenge: Kate Gawdland Naomi Serena Fontana Zahirah Mariah Sminty #DragRaceUK

It is always funny how the girls who dish it out, can never take it. #DragRaceUK

Fontana really out here showing her ass and immaturity. Good thing she has drove of Brazilian fans to come and attack the people who don’t root for her with death threats. #DragRaceUK

I guess the rumours about Georgia (the country) being racist are true.

The men’s British curling team is crazy. I swear I’ve seen that guy having a fag outside of Greggs.

Man. That Olympic big air final was superb.

How da fuq they do the swoop swoop ice big jumpy jump in all that snow?

Jutta Leerdam is dating Jake Paul? So that can only mean she is a right winger.

The Mixed Team snowboard cross is absolutely thrilling

Give me the confidence of straight white man Sturla Holm Laegreid. Wins Bronze at the Olympics. Confesses to cheating on his girlfriend on international television making her life incredibly difficult and making him a laughing stock. Goes to win another bronze. Goes to win a silver medal. 🤷‍♂️

Well done on your first Winter Olympic medal Brazil! Amazing.