LMFAOOOO

Thank God

I get on her once every 9 days just to say some useless shit.

Starting to feel like slurpee o’clock

Why she look like a white zendaya

@clonehub.bsky.social OH! Look who’s here.

I GOTTA GO TO 2027 STAR WARS CELEBRATION

All ugly (except maybe Paul). It’s perfect.

BOOOOOOO

Why are these Gaga tickets more expensive than Beyoncé tickets

I truly need to lock tf in

How Swifty of her.

I was just looking up train rides yesterday wtf 😭

Have to see Revenge of the Sith in 4DX

Ion know nothing about her man but Dove Cameron and her boyfriend are an attractive couple.

Lord please let me get these Raveena VIP tickets for Chicago.

Jade Thirwall is releasing her album on May 16th. You heard it here, folks.

Having a continental ass breakfast: yogurt parfait, oatmeal, breakfast sandwich, and hash browns.

Wtf is Matt Damon doing here with this cast of legends

GOOD MORNING. BEYONCÉ IS COMING TO CHICAGO FOR MY BIRTHDAY.

“This century” is crazy.

I know that yellow bone thot is PISSED

Song AND Record of the Year???AND everyone sing “A Minor” ????

You know……..if I was B*z*s I wouldn’t be buddy buddy with someone who hurts my business.

I need to go outttt

I need them to kiss.

Seeeeee the problem is……I be ready to go to sleep at 6pm

Life is sooooo bad fjfbdjdbsksnsnsk my personal life is fine but in the broad sense this is truly shit from a BUTT

GET OFF THAT DON JULIO ACT A FOOLIO

I’ve been in the Queen Latifah musical universe lately.

Habanero hot sauce…..you have my heart(burn).

Within a span of seven months, my cousin, my hairdresser, and my bum ass grandmother have died. Please give back my cousin and my hairdresser and take my father instead!!!!

We got Wicked at home now. There ain’t no way that this fuck ass movie still makes me cry.

The best birthday gift fr

“He’s so insane for this.” And it’s just a song. music.apple.com/us/album/sta...

Heard JADE’s new song and im wondering if she’ll ever beat this music.apple.com/us/album/fan...

@anania00.bsky.social finding out you’re a jinx truther <3333

I deleted Twitter and my life somewhat got better. That’s insane.

Spanish (of course), Hebrew, Creole, and ASL. I think there is one more language but I forgot.

Sometimes I forget that I know certain languages enough to instruct a 3 year old.

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I’m not saying I’m better than anyone else but I literally left Twitter a month ago and never went back.

I know what you are.

The How To Train Your Dragon movie looks accurate idgaf

I am NEVER giving Zachary Levi his 10s

Bro when is Tom Cruise gonna retire

Bro WHAT

That movie is actually in theaters right now (Wicked)